The Original

by Mike O'Hara (Beta version)

Arthur Idis This acts up when it rains, and you have more trouble wokking to da mall.

Baah-ul Every yahoo knows that Steg tastes better in a baah-ul than a can, and it tasted even better at the old Broadway Bar when the Department of Drugs, Alcohol and Firearms was bustin' up the joint.

Be-endat It's hard to find good halupki anymore, be-endat dee Ackamees all shut down and Gerrity's is too busy setting up chicken barbecues in the parking lot and smoking up the neighborhood.

Bingo! Binghamton, known in the Wyoming Valley as Wilkes-Barre/Binghamton.

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