by Mike O'Hara
This acts up when it rains,
and you have more trouble wokking to da mall.
Every yahoo knows that Steg tastes
better in a baah-ul than a can, and it tasted even better at the old Broadway Bar when the Department of Drugs, Alcohol and Firearms was bustin' up the joint.
It's hard to find good
be-endat dee Ackamees all shut down and
Gerrity's is too busy
setting up chicken
barbecues in the parking lot and smoking up the neighborhood.
Binghamton, known in the Wyoming Valley as