Sir Walter Scott

Moses Taylor

Chinchilla

Tower of Babel 

Hazel bushes

Jay Gould

Horace Greeley

Dan
'King Corrupto' Flood

Philip Hone

"You have the airport named backwards."
- from the NBC series "The Office"


Introductory note
Most of the towns listed here are located in northeastern Pennsylvania. If warranted and/or interesting, some of the towns, counties and regions listed are from outside of the immediate area. If you notice any inaccuracies, please e-mail the correct information. Also note that this is a 'beta' version of this site. It remains unedited in parts.


The Abingtons
Around 1794, one Colonel Ebbington, a land agent from New England,  granted land titles to settlers arriving from Connecticut and Rhode Island. The titles encompassed an area known informally as Beechwoods, and as these settlers arrived they named the area Ebbington, in honor of the colonel and out of gratitude for the opportunity to own better farmlands. (It's quite possible the region was named Ebbington also to help cement the land-grab that was underway; should any land disputes come to trial with the locals, the area would already sound "New Englandish.")
Over the next few years however, as Pennsylvania authorities increasingly challenged any Connecticut claims, the value of the Yankees' titles diminished, as did Colonel Ebbington's popularity. So in 1806, Ebbington became Abington, the similar-sounding name taken from a small Connecticut settlement. (The Abingtons of northeast Pennsylvania bear no direct relationship to the Abington north of Philadelphia, which was named by settlers from Abington, Massachusetts.) These land conflicts were hardly limited to the Abington region, and eventually led to a series of land showdowns between Pennsylvania and Connecticut settlers. Remember that much of current-day Pennsylvania was deeded to William Penn by King Charles II, who was probably oblivious to much of New World geography, let alone land claims by Connecticut expansionists. A contributing factor to the dicey situation was that following the Revolutionary War, Congress had little or no money. In order to "pay" veterans, authorities would grant them land to settle, land that in some cases was already claimed by someone else. (For instance, Congress granted land in the Carbondale area to the Wurts Brothers of Philadelphia as payment for providing army uniforms in the War of 1812, though this particular land tract appears to have spawned no conflict.) Apparently, Connecticut authorities aggravated matters by believing some divine hand gave them ownership over the entire northern third of Pennsylvania, part of an imaginary swath of ownership that extended clear to the Pacific. (See more at Clarks Summit, below.)

Alba
Meaning "white" and inspired by the pure and clear stream of water flowing through this locality in north-central Pennsylvania.

Allegheny (river/mountains/county)
The word comes from the Lenape (Delaware) Indians. Its meaning is not definitively known but is usually translated as "fine river." There is a Lenape legend of an ancient tribe called the "Allegewi" who lived on the river and were defeated by the Lenape. Allegheny is the French spelling, as in the Allegheny River which was once part of New France. Allegany is the English spelling, as in Allegany County in the former British colony of Maryland.

Alsace
A township in the Reading area. Some of the first settlers in southeastern Pennsylvania were French Huguenots from the Alsace region, particularly its cathedral city of Strasburg, the local version of which is pronounced STRAZZ'-burg. As with England's Berwick area (see below), Alsace suffered from a type of schizophrenia induced by alternate claims of ownership either at the hands of Germany or France over the centuries, an ordeal that included a fair amount of religious persecution. In the late 1700s some of these folks struck a deal in London with William Penn, and it wasn't long before yet another batch of settlers was heading across the Atlantic, making a beeline for the port of Philadelphia. Home to several taverns, a type of establishment that often attracted lowlifes no matter where they were located, Strassburg for a short time was known to the locals as "Hell's Hole," though it never developed a reputation as a good place to catch Spinal Tap live in concert.

Altoona
From the Latin altus, meaning 'high,' located high in the Allegheny mountains. Another explanation is that the name comes from the Cherokee word allatoona, meaning "high lands of great worth." What's even more fascinating is the apparent similarity between the Latin and Cherokee words for "high." Another possibility is that the name comes from the German city of Altona, located near Hamburg.

Amity
This name is not an example of mere feel-good comradeship. It denotes something a bit more concrete, namely the friendship established between local Indians and the Swedish settlers introduced into this Berks County township by William Penn. Such Amity among diverse cultures was not a sure deal in colonial times, and when it occurred it deserved to be acknowledged.

Analomink (Monroe county)
Taken from an Indian word meaning "tumbling water."

Apolacon Township (Susquehanna county)
Apparently means "from where the messenger returned." Apalachin, New York is not all that far away, and this word has been translated as "from where the messenger comes."

Appalachia/Appalachian
The word Appalachia derives from Apalachee, the name of a tribe historically associated with northern Florida. After the de Soto expedition around 1540, Spanish cartographers began applying the name of the tribe to the mountains themselves. The name was not commonly applied to the entire mountain range until the late 19th century. A more popular name was the "Allegheny Mountains" and even "Alleghania." In the early 19th century, Washington Irving proposed renaming the United States either Appalachia or Alleghania. Irving may have also played a role in the naming of Carbondale, but fortunately stopped short of proposing 'Carbondale' as a flashy name for the entire country.

Aquashicola (Carbon County)
The community name derives from the Indian term for "where we fish with bush net." (Making the explanation rife with possibilities for those with active imaginations, thank you.)

Ararat Township (Susquehanna county)
The name origin was influenced in an intermediary way, it is said, by Mt. Ararat in Monroe County. Ultimately the name commemorates the final resting place of Noah's Ark.

Archbald
Linking regional coal mines to the New York area, the Delaware & Hudson Canal Company played a prominent role in the development of the Lackawanna Valley and in the naming of its towns. Archbald was named in 1846 for James Archbald, a senior mechanical engineer on the D&H and apparently the first mayor of Carbondale. He's widely credited with upgrading the standards of the rail lines between here and the greater New York area. Prior to this time, Archbald was known as White Oak Run. ('Run' refers to any body of water with a current, as in running water.) At some 18 square miles Archbald is the seventh largest borough in Pennsylvania, making it about 72% the size of Scranton in terms of area. One legend holds that a group of Indians, paid by the British to torment local settlers, hid their British gold in an Archbald cave, the location of which is still a matter of question. Side note: it was not uncommon for British authorities to pay Indians to antagonize and terrorize settlers who sought independence. Archbald was also the site of an anti-draft demonstration in 1862. In 1866, the town's Young Men's Institute helped display the true colors of northeast PA by staging a play called "The Drunkard."

Armenia
This township in Bradford county on the New York state line supposedly signifies "heavenly mountain." It was named around 1803.

Ashley
At times known as Coalville and Scrabbletown (a nod to the "scrabbling" -- clutching and clawing -- needed to survive in this coal town). Over the years Ashley also went by the names of Peestown, Nanticoke Junction, and worse, Skunktown. In the later 1800s Ashley took its name in honor in the wealthy Herbert Henry Ashley of Wilkes-Borough.

Asylum
Located near Wyalusing, Asylum (alternately referred to on some maps as French Asylum or even Azilum) was established in 1794 as an asylum for French aristocracy and royalty at the time of the French revolution. Reputedly the several members of the French advance team had a tough go of the harsher climate of northeast PA and eventually high-tailed it back to Paris. The original structures from their visit are apparently gone, although a few artifacts do remain, making for a minor tourist attraction. The spot was once visited by Louis Phillipe, later to become king. Another famed visitor was the diplomat -- not to mention land speculator -- Talleyrand, who found a natural spring near what is now State College and appropriately named the spot Bellefonte, where a Talleyrand Park exists today. The French colonists eventually spread outwards from Asylum, leaving behind their influence upon towns that include Laporte and Dushore (see below), as well as Frenchtown and Roulette.

Audubon
Named for the famous ornithologist and great painter of birds, John James Audubon, who lived here as a young adult. Snubbed by the scientific community in Philadelphia, Audubon earned his first fame in Britain. His parentage was not certain, leading some to claim he was the "Lost Dauphin" of France. The town is located in Montgomery county, north of Philly.

Avoca
Once known as Pleasant Valley, Avoca took -- or shall we say received its name, in winding-road fashion, possibly from the valley town of the same name on the southeast coast of Ireland. Further, it's been suggested there was a deliberate irony to the choice. In the 1800s there was a popular poem entitled "Meeting of the Waters" by Thomas Moore. It contained the line "the sweet vale of Avoca" and discussed the wretched lives beneath a facade of happiness in this Irish town. When you consider the role of a disastrous 1888 train wreck (the Mud Run Disaster) that killed 29 Pleasant Valley residents, the appropriate nature of the irony becomes clear. During that year, local temperance societies ran an excursion train to an event in Hazleton. The train wrecked on the return trip, at Mud Run near White Haven. However, it was a couple years earlier, sometime between 1885 and 1887, when the post office picked the name Avoca to reduce the confusion of having four Pleasant Valleys in eastern Pennsylvania alone. At the time, the local volunteer fire crew went by the name Avoca Hose Company, so they're the ones to point the finger at. Regardless, Avoca is one of several Pennsylvania towns whose name came from Europe. These days Avoca carries the dubious distinction of being the home to the only airport in the world named backwards (the so-called "Wilkes-Barre"/Scranton Airport), which may be the reason we lost the local bureau of the National Weather Service because of the loss of credibility involved. Although the "Vale of Tears" story has circulated for years, there are some informed folks who believe the whole thing is a myth, so take it with a grain of salt. Also, Avoca in Gaelic/Irish apparently means "where the waters meet."

Axemann
Oh what a clever bunch the Mann Clan was. If you read further down you'll see how some Manns were instrumental in the naming of Mansfield. But the fun didn't stop there, as in 1828 this place in Centre County was named to commemorate the axe factory of Harvey and William Mann. The Manns had the presence of mind not to get into the donkey business, or else we'd have an early version of the memorable Seinfeld "Ass-man" dialogue in praise of Kramer's favorite proctologist.

Bald Mountain
Curious names in this part of the state are not limited to towns. Take Bald Mountain, for instance. The summit of Bald Mountain, to the west of Scranton, is known for occasional high winds that supposedly have prevented the full growth of trees. As a result, the top of the mountain has a distinct "bald spot."

Bala Cynwyd
Named by Quakers from the lake region of northern Wales who brought over the names of two nearby towns, Bala and Cynwyd.

Balls Mills
Not to be confused with Blue Ball, and certainly not to be confused with the occasional derogatory word for Scranton: Scrotum. Located in the Williamsport area, Balls Mills celebrates the initiative and ingenuity of the Ball family, who actually did have a nerve or two, thank you. It was the unfortunate John Ball who arrived from England in the 1790s and opened up a saw mill, only to drown while getting washed up one day in a nearby stream. Fortunately, his son Bill Ball had the cajones to open up a wool mill. Being rightfully proud of his operation and seeing it as part of the family jewels, so to speak, Bill Ball soon named the operation Balls Mills, though it's not sure if the locals felt he had the nads to pull the venture off successfully. Bill must have replied "nuts to you," because he eventually opened up a couple other mills and attracted clients from across the United States.

Balltown (Forest county)
Nothing terribly exciting about this name origin: A saw mill was built here in 1823 by three gentlemen, including one Isaac Ball. In case the workers at the mill ever worked up an appetite, it's been said the place was always stocked with one barrel of flour -- and two barrels of whiskey.

Bartonsville
Founded in 1831 by Colonel Joseph Barton who opened a hotel and post office here. A former businessman in East Stroudsburg, Barton eventually moved again, this time ending up in Waymart, which he helped found.

Bath
Bath, in the Lehigh Valley, was laid out by the Scotch-Irish prior to the Revolution. It takes its name from Bath, England, birthplace of a Margaret DeLancey who sold tracts of land here to early settlers. Mrs. DeLancey was the daughter of William Allen, for whom Allentown is named. Bath is also known as the "home" of American homeopathy, a distinction that dates to 1824.

Beach Lake
Located in Wayne County, this community probably takes its name from the abundance of nearby beech trees and an overabundance of poor spellers.

Beaver County
Located in western Pennsylvania, this region reflects our early settlers' fascination with all things beaver (and, quite frankly, who can blame them). Home to Beaver College since the 1850s (the small, all-women's state treasure moved to the Philly area in 1925), Beaver County has held steadfast to its heritage and resisted all attempts to "upgrade" its image by choosing a new name. You see, Beaver College over the years got sick and tired of all the "beaver jokes" flung around at its expense. For instance, comedian David Letterman once suggested that Beaver College would make a fine home for the Clinton presidential library. (Howard Stern and Conan O'Brien got in on the act too.) So in 2001, Beaver College became the supposedly satire-proof Arcadia University. Part of the problem had been that when graduates would hang Beaver College diplomas on their walls, people would say "Is that a joke?," according to the college president. He decried the (to him, at least) "vulgar" connection between the old name and a strategic part of the female anatomy. The college's research showed that the school appealed to 30 percent fewer prospective students solely because of the name. And the problems worsened with the rise of the Internet, since some Web filters intended to screen out sexually explicit material blocked access to the Beaver College web site. The word 'beaver' itself has held such lofty connotations at least since the early part of the 20th century, by the way. A collection of limericks and witty poems entitled Immortalia (1927) once contained the playful line "She took off her clothes from her head to her toes and the voice at the keyhole yelled beaver!" Despite the problems of Beaver College, our healthy fascination with this pesky rodent will carry on seemingly forever in towns like New Beaver, North Beaver, Beaver Falls, Beaverdale, and even Tamaqua, an Indian name meaning, what else, "beaver." Someday this site may even discuss the mother of all beaver towns, located in Kentucky and known as Big Beaver Lick (no comment). In literature, the glories of Beaver County have been described by no less than Rudyard Kipling who visited in the 1890s, well after locals stopped calling the town of Beaver simply "The Beaver Reservation," something that Bill Clinton never needed with Monica Lewinsky.

Bellevue
One of several unofficial sectional nicknames in Scranton such as Bull's Head and Bunker Hill, the Bellevue section of West Side is simply a derivative of the French phrase meaning "beautiful view." Indeed, on a clear day one can get a beautiful view of such elegant landmarks as the Sun Hotel, the Hilltop housing project and the Salvation Army building.

Benton
Benton, in Columbia County, was named in 1838 for Thomas Benton, a nationally popular senator from Missouri. Sen. Benton almost killed Andrew Jackson in an 1813 duel but eventually patched things up to the point where he supported Jackson in his successful 1828 presidential campaign. Benton himself was occasionally encouraged by other politicians and newspapers to run for president, but he never expressed any interest. He served in the Senate for 30 years but was eventually driven out of office in 1850 over the slavery question and the rifts this created within the Democratic party. Note: Benton Township, in Lackawanna County, appears to have the same name origin. Also, note that another Benton is located in Lancaster County.

Berlin Township
Here's an obvious example of a German influence upon Wayne County.

Berwick
Religious persecution in the 18th century did not confine itself to Europe. The Quakers in particular suffered persecution both in England and in the New World (with the notable exception of Rhode Island). "Quaker" itself was once a derogatory word, referring to expressive mannerisms seen during services of the Society of Friends, as they are formally known. Founded in 1786 as a place of religious refuge, Berwick takes its name from Berwick-upon-Tweed, a coastal town on the northeast corner of England. Home to many Quakers, Berwick's location on the English/Scottish border made it the target of frequent border disputes; over the past few hundred years claims to Berwick-upon-Tweed have bounced back and forth between England and Scotland more than a dozen times. Add this to the religious intolerance and you find conditions ripe for a new Berwick, this time on the Susquehanna River in Pennsylvania.

Bethlehem
In 1741, a group of Moravians (priests/missionaries) came to this area near the Lehigh River. Part of the oldest organized Protestant denomination in the world, the Unitas Fratrum, these followers gathered at their Lehigh Valley settlement on Christmas Eve that year for special ceremonies. The occasion was heightened by a visit from the Moravians' patron, Count von Zinzendorf of Saxony, Germany, who was paying an extended visit. During a rousing ceremony filled with emotion, the Count reportedly laid great emphasis on the legend of the original Bethlehem. His followers were so struck by the moment that it appeared more than appropriate to call this settlement Bethlehem as well. Note that Moravian College still exists in this city today. The Moravians can also take credit for naming nearby Nazareth and Emmaus, taken straight from the time of Christ. One of the great chroniclers of town-name origins in our commonwealth was a Penn State professor named Abraham Howry Espenshade. Writing in 1925 in his classic work Pennsylvania Place Names, Espenshade remarked, "It is noteworthy that Bethlehem, whose name commemorates the birthplace of the Prince of Peace, has become famous throughout the world as one of the most important American centers for the manufacture of munitions of war."

Bird-in-Hand
Here is one of several towns named after the many taverns and inns that sprung up along well-travelled routes, in this case the Old Philadelphia Pike as it winded its way toward Lancaster. Since many of the horsemen were either illiterate or unfamiliar with English, taverns needed signs rich in visual content. The "Bird in Hand" tavern supposedly featured a painting of a man holding a bird in his hand, pondering whether the one he already had was worth ditching for the two that were perched in the nearby bush. Other tavern signs in olden days were even more simplistic, featuring images of ships, hats, plows, horses, wagons, and maybe even a beaver or two. The legend behind the bird-in-hand story contends that two surveyors along the future pike from Philly to Lancaster were wondering whether to pack it in for the night at the isolated spot they were at, or whether they should head in toward Lancaster for the evening. This prompted the wiser (and more annoying) one to utter the proverbial "bird in hand" phrase, much to the dismay of his partner who may have expressed a distinct preference for bush over bird.

Black Walnut
Nearby rivers and creeks have often lent their names to towns. Black Walnut, for example, near Meshoppen on Route 6, was once a settlement called Black Walnut Bottom, referring to the black walnut often found covering the bottom of the nearby creek.

Blakely
Named to honor Captain Johnston Blakely, a naval hero in the War of 1812 and a man who probably never stepped foot in the borough. Blakely, an Irishman and the commanding officer of the American sloop Wasp (at least one source refers to it as the Hornet), was lost at sea off the Azores in 1815, probably in a storm. At Lake Erie, Blakely successfully engaged the British ships Avon and Reindeer. (Lake Ariel, below, may also have a War of 1812 connection.) At Blakely Corners today we see the massive anchor from the aircraft carrier USS Wasp, the ninth Wasp commissioned by the U.S. Navy. One of the earliest settlers here was a German from Hamburg named Nicholas Leuchens, who arrived in 1795 (to avoid the German draft) and it's said had a tremendous fear of ghosts. Murphy's History of Lackawanna County (1928) says Leuchens was cultured, "fond of display" (let's not go there!), and a clever linguist. This final point was contested by Mrs. Leuchens, who insisted 'til her dying day that Nick was none less than a cunning linguist, one of the finest that Blakely has ever known.

Bloomsburg
Originally known as Eyersburg, then Eyertown, for Ludwig Eyer who laid out the town in 1802. The town was incorporated in 1870 as Bloomsburg by Samuel Bloom, a county commissioner. Quick question: How many towns are there in Pennsylvania? Just one: Bloomsburg, the only municipality that is classified technically as a "town." Everything else is a city, township, borough, or an embarrassment. Even today, the community of Eyer's Grove still exists near Bloomsburg. Note: As of 1975, the Township of McCandless, located near Pittsburgh, officially became the "town" of McCandless. However, since the boundaries of the town coincide with the boundaries of the township, Bloomsburg still takes the gold medal in a photo finish. If we can put the Samuel Bloom story aside for a moment, there's a belief the name came from bloomeries, or iron furnaces, one of which was located on Bloom Street, which still exists today and took its name before the arrival of Sam Bloom. There's yet one more story that travelers and/or settlers upon reaching the site saw stands of laurel trees in bloom.

Blue Ball
Located in the Lancaster area and dating possibly to the 1750s, owners of the famed Blue Ball Inn would place a large blue ball outside to indicate a full house. Apparently "blue ball" was a common inn name in England as well.

Blue Bell (Montgomery county)
At one time large flocks of passenger pigeons would gather here. (See 'Pigeon,' below.) The pigeons are now extinct, as is the old name, Pigeontown. In 1840 the town took its name from the famed Blue Bell Inn which reportedly included pigeon on the menu, a delicacy popular over the years in Europe. Whether or not George Washington enjoyed pigeon sandwiches is undocumented, but he did spend more than a few nights at the joint. For the sake of illiterates, the inn featured a huge blue bell for all to see.

Bolivar
Located in the greater Pittsburgh area and honoring Simon Bolivar, the famed statesman and soldier of South America who also spearheaded several independence movements in the early 1800s.

Bradford County
Originally known as Ontario County and later named for a chief justice of the Pennsylvania supreme court, William Bradford. His chief legacy there was to limit the use of the death penalty to only the most heinous of crimes. At the ripe old age of 39 Bradford became the second attorney general of the United States, only to die a year later. Bradford's father-in-law was Elias Boudinout of New Jersey, who some historians consider the de facto first president of the United States.

Braintrim (Laceyville area)
This name marks the influence of settlers from Braintrim, Connecticut. Laceyville by 1893 had its own newspaper called The Braintrim Messenger

Brooklyn
Settlers from the eastern coastal region often brought their city's name westward. Brooklyn, near Montrose, is named not for the New York borough, however, but for Brooklyn, Connecticut. Fortunately it seems no one in those days ever travelled from Yonkers or Flushing. As an alternate explanation, local historian E.A. Weston, who wrote his History of Brooklyn in 1889, suggests the name comes from the multitude of brooks, perhaps "dry" brooks formed by glaciers. (Some 22% of Pennsylvania soil is glacial in nature.)

Bryn Mawr
Located in the Philadelphia area, the name is Welsh for "big hill." Bryn Mawr is also one of the lineup of streets in West Scranton that features the names of exclusive colleges. They include Dartmouth, Cornell, and Amherst. English majors at these colleges have most likely read each of the authors whose names appear next to one another on the other end of West Scranton, in Tripp's Park: Hawthorne, Thackerey, and Dickens. Theology majors are not neglected; they can head over to "Apostles Hill" in the Bunker Hill section and check out the streets of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John (not to mention Paul and James), which of course bear no special relation to the tribal street names of Mohawk, Capouse, Monsey, Delaware, Pawnee, Cayuga, and Winona, which certainly bear no relation to the German generals on East Mountain such as Blucher, Moltke, and possibly Froud. The names of these military men were proudly commemorated by the large German community of Dutch Hollow, which straddles the Meadow Avenue area and whose viability as a neighborhood was severely strained by the construction of Intersate 81, which runs right through it. Rumor also has it that 17 miles down 81 you can find Wilkes-Barre street names dedicated to brands of chewing tobacco, heros of NASCAR, as well as inductees into the heavyweight wrestling hall of fame. ("Yepper, honey, I got off the wrong exit by the arena and landed at the intersection of Skoal Street and Richard Petty Boulevard, right near the entrance to the Hulk Hogan Memorial Trailer Park. I'll be home in 15 minutes, after I help this guy unload his propane tank from his pickup truck . . . the one with the John Cougar Mellencamp bumper sticker.")

Buckhorn
It's been said that the antlers of a deer were gorged into an oak tree along an Indian trail near this Columbia county town. The antlers remained stuck in place for years, becoming an encouraging landmark to travelers, signifying that civilization was now within easy walking distance.

Bulls Head
This Scranton neighborhood was once known as Church's Corners, after an early settler named Joseph Church. Church Avenue still exists one block west of Main and can be considered part of today's Bulls Head, as of course can adjacent Bullshead Court. Church, a cattle dealer, owned a large red barn with a picture of a bull's head painted on one side. The bull's head was visible at least through the early 1890s, attested to in 1952 by attorney Leigh Morse who grew up in the neighborhood. Church also owned a mine as well as the Bull's Head Hotel, located at 1339 North Main Ave. At least one town in the United States has a similar name that can be traced to bullshead the fish, though a similar tack in Scranton's case leaves little but dead ends.

Bumpville
A section of North Rome in Bradford county, this pristine name honors the illustrious memory of Reuben Bumpus, a noted hunter and Revolutionary soldier, who settled there in 1806 and was never once bumped from a flight from Chicago to Avoca.

Burning Well
Named not after a water well but after an oil field in McKean County, northwest Pennsylvania.

Burnt Cabins (Centre County)
In order to keep peace with the natives (literally), William Penn agreed upon zones or limits to where non-Indian settlers could locate. Some Scotch-Irish settlers, however, began to push the envelope a little too much, in effect squatting upon rugged Indian terrain. To help remedy the situation, Pennsylvania burned some cabins of illegal settlers in 1750, here as well as in a few other parts of the commonwealth.

California
One sometimes does a double-take when they read about "California University of Pennsylvania," one of the former state teachers' colleges that pushed the envelope of word usage when they morphed into so-called "universities." Be that as it may, this town in the Pittsburgh area was laid out around 1849, during the height of the gold rush in what's now the state of California.

Cambria County
A derivation of the historic Celtic word for Wales, known as the "land of compatriots."

Canadensis
This is the Latin word for hemlock.

Canton
Located in Bradford county and takes its name from settlers from Canton, Connecticut. Note that Bradford county, in north-central Pennsylvania, felt a much stronger Connecticut influence than some of the more southern parts of our region. Canton was the site of the famous -- and huge -- Minnequa Springs Hotel, a health spa opened in 1869 that drew clients from hundreds of miles away seeking to cure rheumatism or whatever else ailed them. According to legend, Minnequa was an Indian maiden who was near death until she drank of the healing waters at the spring that later bore her name (others say she met a tragic death and was simply buried near the springs).

Carbondale
In the early 1800s Carbondale was the remote site of several rather unsuccessful mining attempts. By 1820, however, officials of the Delaware & Hudson Canal Company took a new interest in the abandoned shafts, and apparently an internal memo directed workers to carry tools and supplies to the "dale (valley) where carbon was found." (Washington Irving, the famous author, and his buddy Philip Hone, a founder of Honesdale, have also been credited by many with choosing the name Carbondale, hence the old Irving Theatre where comedian Milton Berle once performed. He was asked to leave when the management found his routine a bit too risque.) This area was first known as "Ragged Island," later as Barrendale, and finally as the name we use today. Carbondale is Pennsylvania's fourth-oldest city, preceded only by Philadelphia, Lancaster, and York. It was also in contention once for county seat of Lackawanna. One of the most exciting moments in Carbondale history, possibly topping the Milton Berle Affair, was the 1974 crash of a supposed UFO into a silt pond. A local cop apparently shot at it (perhaps enamored by anything shaped like a donut), and federal authorities possibly planted a railroad lantern at the spot so as to throw cold water on the matter and stifle the imaginations of the curious and open-minded. Based on personal interviews at the hands of this humble town-names detective, yes, a "saucer" did light up the sky and crash into a pond, as was seen by several people on Salem Mountain. The saucer, pulsating with light, was sticking partly out of the small pond after it landed. City police arrived first, who called in state police, who called in the FBI, who called in higher authorities who worked without identifying themselves but spoke to each other by walkie-talkie. The area was eventually cordoned off from the public, and a large item -- covered with a tarp -- was transported out on a flatbed truck. At least one of the trucks in the convoy was marked "U.S. Air Force."

Catasauqua
Formed in 1854 in Lehigh county, the name is taken from a Delaware Indian word meaning "dry ground" or "thirsty ground."

Catawissa (Columbia County)
The word 'catawese' occurs in different dialects of the Shawanese and Delaware Indians, and always with the same meaning: "pure water."

Centralia
Located in Columbia county, God-forsaken Centralia is now the least populous borough in the state. It was known as Centreville before it took its current name in 1865. At one time home to some 2000 residents, including some Molly Maguires who murdered the town's founding father, the population is now about 4, except if you also include the cemeteries. The underground mine fire that forced the town's evacuation is predicted to burn for another two centuries if left unattended.

Cetronia
Once known as East Macungie in the Lehigh Valley, this village later became Cedarville because of the preponderance of trees, as pointed out by nearby Cedar Creek. But back in 1888 the Post Office once again pointed the Fickle Finger of Fate, saying another Cedarville already existed in Pennsylvania. One of the old wise men of Cedarville saved the day, apparently, possibly remembering his Latin vocabulary drills from high school. You see, the Latin word for cedar is cedrus, from which it's a hop, skip and a jump to Cedronia and hence Cetronia.

Cherry Tree
This one had nothing to do with George Washington and much to do with the Penn family. The west branch of the Susquehanna River meanders further than many of us would realize, remaining navigable in colonial times well into the western third of Pennsylvania. At the point where canoes could no longer travel, they would be carried over land to water routes connected with the Ohio valleys. For this reason the spot was known for many years as Canoe Place, though the locals later called it Cherry Tree prior to its official designation in 1907. At or near this spot was a huge cherry tree that helped set an important boundary -- called the "purchase line" between Iroquois land and territy acquired by the Penns. The tree was also used to help set the boundaries of three local counties.

Chinchilla
Once known as Leach's Flats, this town was originally named for Ephraim Leach who settled here around the year 1801. Sometime between 1880 and 1890, however, the female postmaster of Leach's Flats felt the need to rename the joint. She chose the name Chinchilla, ostensibly proud of her fashionable chinchilla shawl. To this day you can still find Leach Street in Chinchilla and Leach Creek in North Scranton. Some people say it was the wife of Chinchilla's first postmaster, George Tanner, who came up with the name, but the heart of the matter stays the same. A variation on the story says someone opened a dictionary at random with the intention of naming Leach's Flats after the first suitable name that appeared. During World War I, Chinchilla endured a brief stint as the town of Pershing in honor of the hero general. But by war's end the popularity of the squirrel-like rodent proved stronger than the good general's, and our furry friend reclaimed his post as the namesake of this village between Scranton and the Abingtons.

Choconut (Susquehanna county)
Some say this word comes from the Nanticoke Indian tschochnot, which local settlers pronounced "chugnut." One translation is given as "place of tamaracks" (a type of larch tree). Others say Chugnut was the name of a small tribe. In 1927 the famed aviator Charles Lindbergh landed here.

Clarion
Around 1817, surveyors remarked that the sound of the local river resembled the notes from a distant clarion, and so the name of the river and town were thus born.

Clarks Summit
In 1799, deacon William Clark(s) cleared a triangular piece of land at the now familiar summit. The cleared parcel was referred to as a "green," hence Clarks Summit and Clarks Green. One of the first of the settler/soldiers in the Abington area, Clark(s) had fought at the Battle of Bunker Hill and served under George Washington at the Battle of Trenton. In payment for his service in the war, Clark was probably handed the deed to the land scot-free (this point needs verification). However, when Clarks went to verify his deed at the land grant office in Luzerne County, he was told that his claim was worthless, and if he wanted to settle on the land he'd have to pay for it. One could speculate that if Clarks visited the land office on another day, he would have received a different answer, given the possible divided loyalties at the time between those officals leaning toward the Pennsylvania side of the case and those more loyal to Connecticut. (Much of Luzerne County was originally considered a "county" of Connecticut, named Westmoreland. Ben Franklin once suggested forming a state of Westmoreland that would take in much of the land we now know as northeast Pennsylvania. On maps we still see Centermoreland and Northmoreland in Wyoming County, as well as the Westmoreland Club in Wilkes-Borough.) Historical records show that William Clark and his three sons built their log cabin on the hill where the Clarks Green Cemetery is now located.

Clearfield (west-central Pennsylvania)
This area of the state is known for rugged and dense timberlands, so imagine the surprised looks on the faces of settlers to the region in the late 1700s and early 1800s as they found a substantial tract of land -- fully cleared, with soft and workable soil -- amidst the forest. Apparently this led the settlers to conclude that the cleared field was of fairly recent origin and was used by local Indians primarily to grow corn. Another explanation is that buffaloes had trampled down and cleared large tracts of undergrowth, giving the topography the appearance of cleared fields.

Clifton (township)
This was formed from Covington township in 1875 and was named for Clifton Drinker, son of the prominent landowner Henry Drinker (see other citations on this page for Henry Drinker). Another suggestion that's been floated is that the area's name was influenced by the presence of several cliffs in the region, but this explanation doesn't hold up as well.

Clinton Township
Found in Wayne County and named for Governor DeWitt Clinton of New York, one of the instrumental forces behind the construction of the Erie Canal, a catalyst for development in upstate New York.

Coffeetown
Located in North Whitehall Township in the Lehigh Valley, the name appears to be derived from a slang, derogatory word applied to residents of darker skin, whether they were black or Caribbean or from Latin America. A tone of derision was also applied to the "undesirable" inhabitants of the Lehigh Valley's Hawktown. In the Scranton area, Providence was once known as "Razorville," apparently because outsiders thought the locals would slit your throat, at least when it came to business, if you gave them half a chance.

Columbia County
The county was first organized in 1813 and its name was taken from Joseph Hopkinson's song, Hail Columbia, popular during the War of 1812. The song has been referred to as America's first unofficial national anthem and was first performed at Philadelphia's New Theatre in 1798. Ticket sales for a show at the time were poor, and management needed a showstopper. They got it with Hail Columbia, which was a thinly-veiled "screw you" to a French envoy named Citizen Adet who some felt cast aside all propriety in his criticisms of the Washington Administration. In fact, the song went over so well at its debut that the audience called for twelve encores and started singing themselves. The buzz around town was so great that President Adams had to catch the show a few nights later (the federal capital was located in Philadelphia at the time). A few decades later, Abraham Lincoln commented that he had to stand up and remove his hat when Hail Columbia was sung. Across Europe, many people thought it actually was America's national anthem, and they would play it when American dignitaries made official appearances. In 1889, Thomas Edison visited the Paris Opera House, and you can guess what song the orchestra revved up.

Colver
Located in western Pennsylvania and formed around 1909, the name is a hybrid of two business partners in the mining business: Coleman and Weaver. Not to be outdone by their own word-tinkering, the two gentlemen later formed a town a few miles away spelled Revloc, which is simply Colver spelled backwards. They must have thought, "When it comes to naming things backwards, we're not going to let that redneck slimeball Dan Flood have all the fun!"

Conshokocken
The name comes from a difficult-to-pronounce Leni-Lenape (Delaware) Indian word meaning "Pleasant Valley." It's located north of Philadelphia, which is not a Lenape word meaning "almost as exciting as Camden."

Conyngham
Here's an instance where the location in question was possibly named not just for an individual but for an entire family, the Conynghams, who were mainly from Philadelphia, at least originally. The most noteworthy of the bunch was navy Captain Gustavus Conyngham, born in Ireland, who helped defend Philly in the War of 1812. Conyngham was technically a privateer (a hired hand or mercenary) whose freewheeling ways at sea earned him the reputation of somewhat of a renegade. During Revolutionary times he was the first to sail the English Channel under the banner of the United States flag, and it was off the coast of Britain where he cemented his reputation as a captain who would taunt and capture ships of other countries just for the sport of it. Such was his success that back in London, insurance rates for shipping began to skyrocket, perhaps causing the behind-the-scenes power mongers on both sides of the Atlantic to reevaluate how privateers were to be deployed in the future. In the wake of his legacy, three Navy ships have been named the USS Conyngham.

Coon Hunter
Apparently this is the tiniest of villages located near Middleburg in the central region of the state, and if you're a raccoon, this is one place you don't want to live.

Coplay
Chief Kolapechka would probably have a conniption fit as his name was gradually anglicized to Kolapecha then Copelin then Coplay, but he probably wouldn't mind the honor of having this town in the northern Lehigh Valley named for him.

Coraopolis
Located northwest of Pittsburgh, the name probably comes from the Greek for "maiden city." Others say it is named for Cora Watson, daughter of a settler/developer, a suggestion that appears stronger.

Cornplanter
A township in northwest Pennsylvania. Indian chief Cornplanter (1740-1836) helped bring peace to the then-frontier of the colonies. Son of a Seneca mother and a Dutch father, Cornplanter played a role in the slaughter at the Wyoming Massacre. The larger picture remembers Cornplanter as an intermediary between Indians and the government bigwigs in Philadelphia, particular the Quakers who, like him, had strong reservations regarding the use of alcohol.

Covington
Covington was once part of the vast stretch of beech trees, extending eastward from the Scranton/Dunmore area, known as Drinker's Beeches. It takes its name from Brigadier General Leonard Covington of Maryland, a distinguished cavalry officer who fought and died in the War of 1812. If you take Dunmore's East Drinker street all the way to the end, you'd end up right at the edge of the old Drinker's Beeches. (Once again we see a War of 1812 connection, supporting the suggestion made below that despite printed claims otherwise, Lake Ariel's name stems from that war as well.)

Crackersport
Was a large supply of crackers once stolen from a old tavern in this Lehigh Valley village? So says the story behind this name.

Creamton
The cleverness behind this town name continues to astonish wordsmiths the world over. What happens if you establish a creamery in a township named Clinton (Wayne County)? You get a Cream-ton, of course.

Cresco
Whether intended or not, Cresco in the Poconos is Latin for "I am growing." It was a stop on the old rail line from Scranton to New York, and more than one confused passenger thought the train was stopping in "Crisco." Once known as Frogtown, a Frog Town Inn still exists in Canadensis, located a few hops away from Cresco.

Cumbola (Schuylkill county)
Take this one with a big grain of salt: Apparently a foreign-born woman was once searching for her stray cow named Bola. Logically she searched high and low, yelling, "Come, Bola." Rest assured that another explanation says Cumbola is taken from Cumburla county in Wales.

Cumru (Reading area)
Probably from Cymru, the welsh name for Wales.

Daleville
Through the end of the Revolutionary War, thousands of pristine acres of beech trees stood to the east of the Moosic Mountains. One early landowner here was Henry Drinker, a major figure in the development of the Lackawanna valley. Daleville (as well as the above-mentioned Covington Township) is part of this stretch known as Drinker's Beeches, a name that originated around 1805. It takes its name from David Dale who came from England in 1819 and bought land from Drinker at $5 per acre.

Dallas
Named after a popular Philadelphia lawyer (apparently the last one), Alexander James Dallas, secretary of the treasury under James Madison and also a magazine editor in Philadelphia. Prior to his stint in Washington, Dallas was the federal district attorney for eastern Pennsylvania. Dallas also once served as the de facto governor of Pennsylvania for a time, since the actually governor (Thomas Mifflin) was an alcoholic. Mifflin was the first governor of the state, and Mifflin Avenue is the "first street" in downtown Scranton, for whatever that's worth. Dallas' son later served as vice president under James Polk (which is one of the few presidential last names not featured as a Scranton street name). Dallas is widely credited with putting the nation back on a firm financial footing after the near bankruptcy brought upon by the War of 1812. In perhaps one of the more accurate assessments of politicians ever publicly made, Dallas once referred in writing to Pennsylvania House members as "rats," and perhaps that's the true source of his popularity :-)
Dallas is home to College Misericordia, which some students affectionately call "Misery."

Dalton
The Bailey family settled in this part of Abington township around 1801, and the area took on the name Bailey Hollow. (Hollow means "small valley.") In their book Clarks Summit: A Narrative, Helen and John Villaume recall the story behind the name change: In the late 1860s, Dr. J.C. Miles of Bailey Hollow, among other locals, felt the Bailey Hollow name sounded a bit unbecoming for a town of increasing prominence. The railroad would soon choose whether to run through Bailey Hollow or Waverly, and the town fathers felt the "hollow" name might chase the rail line away. Dr. Miles chose the new name in 1871 after a visit from Dr. Edward Dalton, superintendent of the New York City board of health and a Civil War surgeon. The Scranton press praised the name change, taking the opportunity to encourage Tunkhannock to consider a similar move.

Danville
Once called Dan's Town and/or Dan's Village, Danville originally sprung up as a settlement around General Dan Montgomery's store and his father's grist mill (for grinding grain) in the early 1800s.

Dauphin County
'Dauphin' was the hereditary title of the oldest son of the French king (thus making him heir to the throne, which is hopefully not where you're reading this page). During the Revolutionary War, the dauphin of the time helped arrange French assistance for the American colonies. For similar reasons, Harrisburg was once called Louisburg.

Delano
When one drives south on Interstate 81 through the Schuylkill county area and sees the roadsign for this town, you can't help but think of president Franklin Delano Roosevelt and whether there's any connection. And yes, there is. The town is named for Warren Delano, a New York investor drawn to the coal region in search of lining his pockets, much as he had once done in China. It turns out that Delano was FDR's grandfather and made a killing by importing opium into Chinese ports, producing thousands of addicts and becoming a thorn in China's side for many years, as evidenced by the Opium Wars.

Delaware
The river and state take their name from Lord de la Warre, governor of the English colony of Virginia. The Delaware Indians, originally the Leni or Leni-Lenape, were first met along the Delaware River, and thus the name. The influence of the Delaware Indian language is still felt today. Its word hanna, meaning "river," is seen when you break down the words Lackawanna, Susquehanna, Tobyhanna, Tunkhannock, and even Pocono (pocohanna), but not the Wilkes-Barre word "hayna."

Devil's Pulpit
Here's the name of a rock formation located in Washington Township in the northern Lehigh Valley, on the west side of the Lehigh River. It's said the high sandstone rocks resemble a pulpit, but how the devil figures into the equation is anyone's guess. An even more famous rock formation of course is the spooky Indian head at the Delaware Water Gap.

Dickson City
Once known as Priceburg and the site of some Molly Maguire activities in the 1870s, the town is named for the wealthy and popular Thomas Dickson, president of the D&H from 1869 to 1884. He was also the dude who nominated the name for the town of Olyphant. A Scotsman, Dickson started out his career as a mule driver in Carbondale. The town started out as simply Dickson, with no pretensions of being a city. However it was the postal service that tacked on 'city' in order to differentiate the local Dickson from several other post offices. Many locals still call their town 'Dickson,' not out of any throwback to the past but simply as a type of verbal shorthand. To this day, Scranton features street names of Dickson as well as other midvalley locations such as Throop, Archbald and Olyphant.

Dickville
You'll still see this tiny place, a former miners' patch, listed on modern maps of northeastern Pennsylvania. Like the town of Swoyerville/Swoyersville that it's near, Dickville can't make up its mind whether to insert an 's' in the middle. Given the illustrious nature of the name, the missing 's' is the least of its problems. And despite an extensive search of town-name records, Dickville bears no connection to the Elk County town of Johnsonburg.

Dimock
Named for an early judge in Susquehanna county, Davis Dimock Jr. He was the first Baptist minister in the region and developed a reputation as a powerful preacher. Dimock was also a U.S. congressman who died in office in 1842 at the age of 40.

Dorrance Township
Named for Colonel George Dorrance, who fell in the Wyoming Massacre of 1778.

Drums
Several Pennsylvania towns take their names from taverns, which in their day served more as full-fledged restaurants with sleeping accommodations and thus were the focal point of local activity, legitimate or otherwise. Drums today sits near the site of Abram Drum's tavern, which opened north of Hazleton in 1790. For its first few years the town was spelled Drum's. Another tavern town is Bird-in-Hand, between Philadelphia and Lancaster. A swinging wooden sign on an old tavern there reminded patrons that "A bird in hand is worth two in the bush." An early tavern near what is now King of Prussia originally was run by a Prussian settler, and its wooden sign featured the image of King Frederick I. Frederick ruled Prussia from 1701 to 1713, taking it from a province into a kingdom. Other "tavern towns" include Red Lion and Blue Ball (whose name origin shall remain under wraps, considering the family nature of this web page). Note: some taverns of the day were called "ordinaries," where one could purchase a simple (ordinary) meal, usually a mid-afternoon dinner, for a standard price.

Dundaff
Located north of Carbondale in Susquehanna county. An early settler claimed his ancestors once lived in Dundaff/Dunduff Castle in Scotland. A Dundaff street still exists in Carbondale, Forest City, Dickson City, Clifford, and Fell Township.

Dunmore
This is the story of a bribe run amok. The year was 1838, and Dunmore was then known as Bucktown, named for its abundant herds of deer. (The high school teams are still called the Bucks.) A young Englishman, Charles Augustus Murray, had spent several weeks that year fishing and hunting around old Bucktown. During this time, several local railroad men befriended Murray and learned of his father, a wealthy English nobleman -- the Fifth Earl of Dunmore. The railmen, one of whom was Henry Drinker, persuaded Charles to return home to borrow $1.5 million from dear old dad; the money would finance a rail link from here to New York. Every pure in their motives, the railmen discarded the name Bucktown in favor of Dunmore, out of deference, no doubt, to the earl's inherent beneficence. Unfortunately it appears the Earl was less than impressed, for Charles never returned. He was sent off instead to diplomatic chores in Persia while the name Bucktown slowly faded from memory. Charles later wrote a popular book entitled Travels in North America, and he helped arrange the transfer of a hippopotamus from Egypt to the London Zoo. This epic feat earned him the enviable nickname of "Hippopotamus Murray."

Dupont
One story goes that the wealthy du Pont family of Wilmington, Delaware owned a gunpowder plant here toward the end of the 1800s. This is the same family whose company grew into today's giant Du Pont Chemical interests and whose descendants include former presidential candidate Pierre du Pont. Another story says a local prominent resident named Dupont lent his name. Whatever the case, the Encyclopedia of Pennsylvania once told an amazing little tale of one semi-famous Dupont resident, Faustin Wirkus, who joined the Marines in 1915 so he could quit his job as a breaker boy. He was first sent to Haiti and later to the neighboring island of La Gonave. Toward the island's interior lived some 10,000 natives who practiced voodoo and polygamy (though not necessarily in that order). Years earlier, a deposed tribal ruler named Faustin predicted the future coming of a second Faustin who would someday rule the land. Young Faustin Wirkus soon became king, and the loyal natives now honored this breaker boy from Dupont. The Marines, however, failed to share the same degree of enthusiasm and quickly yanked young Faustin out of there.

Duryea
Home to immigrants from a mixture of European countries, Duryea was at times referred to as Babylon, for its "babel" of languages. It was named in 1902 for Abram Duryea, a mine speculator from New York. (Other sources list Duryea's first name as Hiram.) Prior to this time the town was known as Marcy, for Zebulon Marcy who arrived around 1790. Even today, Marcy Street still exists right off of Main Avenue. (It is said that Larksville was also once referred to as Babylon for similar reasons.)

Dushore
Named around 1859 for an original settler from the 1790s, a Frenchman named Aristide Dupetit-Thouars (last name pronounced 'Twors'). The locals modified his name to "Dushore" so the older German settlers could pronounce it better. A French navy captain, Thouars had walked from Philadelphia to Asylum (see above) and built a farmstead of his own, though he was only one-handed. In 1798 Thouars was shot and killed by the British in the Battle of the Nile. Today Dushore is reportedly the home to the only traffic light in Sullivan County, located between Lycoming and Wyoming counties.

Eagles Mere
A mere is merely a small pond of standing water, so here we have an Eagles Lake in miniature. The town is located about midway as the crow flies from Scranton to Williamsport.

Easton
Named by Thomas Penn in honor of his father-in-law, Lord Pomfret, whose estate in England was called Easton-Neston, which was located in Northamptonshire, which resolves any mystery regarding the name of Northampton County. Easton was chosen as the county seat partly so the Penns could establish a buffer zone between their Quaker settlement and the community of Moravians over in Bethlehem.

Eaton township (Wyoming county)
Named for General William Eaton who gained fame for his victories over and diplomatic tactfulness toward city-states of the Barbary Coast of northern Africa, which had been demanding "tributes" (protection money and kickbacks) from American ships passing through that area of the Mediterranean. Eaton later enhanced his stature (and probably his bank account) by going on the lecture circuit in the northeast. As a result of the Barbary connection, Eaton township thus boasts a similar name-heritage as New Tripoli.

Eau Claire
Located in west-central PA and not to be confused with eclair, the town name is French for "clear water."

Eckley
Now a state museum called Eckley Miners' Village, the place was once referred to as Shingletown, for that was one of the prime means of earning of living here -- taking advantage of the adequate nearby lumber to make shingles for more developed areas. By 1854 the settlement was known as Fillmore, in honor of the president who some people claim was about as exciting as Calvin Coolidge. Once the post office objected because Pennsylvania already had a Fillmore (apparently we couldn't handle the double excitement of two such joints), a Philadelphia judge and landowner named Charles Coxe took advantage of the situation and called the place after his teenage son, Eckley Coxe. Whether young Eckley was dashing and suave is a matter for professional historians to determine, but that hasn't stopped the locals from calling Eckley "the ugliest town in America," an expression that probably alludes to the shady dealings of the Molly Maguires, whose namesake film was shot right here near Hazleton. The legacy of the Mollies will always be framed around the question of how a group of oppressed people can resolve their issues without resorting to murder and intimidation themselves.

Edwardsville
Named after Daniel Edwards, a superintendent with the Kingston Coal Company. Until 1884 the town was known as Edwardsdale.

Egypt
The banks of the Nile River are known for fertile soil, as were the banks of Egypt along the Lehigh River north of Allentown. And just as Jacob's sons once traveled to Egypt to buy corn, Lehigh Valley residents in olden times would likewise travel to this village to buy provisions.

Eidenau
Located in west-central Pennsylvania, the name is German for "garden of eden." If you travel to the other end of the state you'll find a little eidenau in Allentown, site of Adam's Island in the Lehigh River, practically a stone's throw from Eve's Island.

84
The story goes that 84 refers to the number of residents living there at one point in time, another that the name was chosen in the year 1884. There is some dispute even among local residents regarding the origin, though one plausible explanation is that Eighty Four commemorates the election of Grover Cleveland as president in 1884. (Though this seems hardly a sufficient reason to generate universal excitement. Even today, Cleveland is about as exciting as Detroit, minus the glitter.) The state historical marker near the 84 post office offers this explanation, by the way. Another plausible story is that Eighty Four was mail drop #84 on the Railway Mail Service, or that its post office opened in 1884.

Elmhurst
Gilbert Dunning bought land here from Henry Drinker in 1847 and the area became known as Dunning through the 1880s. Its name was then changed to the pastoral sounding Elmhurst in hopes of stimulating land sales. "Hurst" comes from the German for forest, so Elmhurst simply means "Elm Forest." Elmhurst must confuse mapmakers because it forms a municipal rarity: a township completely enclosed within another township, Roaring Brook.

Emporium
One source says the name is an example of prophecy, but reality says it was more the product of wishful thinking or else a tongue-in-cheek sense of humor. Well before anyone lived here, a surveyor (who may have functioned like the member of an advance team or a baseball scout) was camping here in north-central Pennsylvania. The year was 1785, and it appears our scout's work ended up on maps by 1790, well before the first settlers arrived some 20 years later. On a tree at his encampment it's said the surveyor carved the word "Emporium." His reasoning may have been that since four streams converged here, and possibly an Indian path or two near this westernmost point of the Susquehanna River, the future looked pretty bright for this isolated spot on the map. Whether the surveyor's prophecy has ever come true is really a matter for residents of Cameron County to decide.

Endeavor
The community was founded by members of the Christian Endeavor Society, formed in Portland, Maine in 1881 with an emphasis on encouraging youth to participate in church activities. Located in northwest PA in Forest County, Pennsylvania's smallest in terms of populaton. It's so rural, in fact, at last report there was not a single traffic light within its boundaries. The original inhabitants of Endeavor would probably be aghast to learn their settlement would someday sit on the edge of state route 666.

Endless Mountains
This name may trace its roots to the mid 1700s as explorers realized these mountains extended much further than they ever imagined.

Enola
Enola sprang into existence as a result of the rail lines that run through this town near Harrisburg. The name comes from a farm owner's 4-year-old daughter, Enola Frances Miller, who died in 1962. The inspiration for her first name came from a character in the popular novel from the mid-1800s entitled The Dangers of Darkness. The farmer, Wesley Miller, sold land to the Pennsylvania Railroad around 1888 and in return was given the honor of naming the train station. A few old-timers insist that Enola was chosen because it's the backwards spelling of "alone," but this appears not to be the case. The only thing that's backwards, and pathetically so, is the name of the so-called Wilkes-Borough/Scranton Airport, a massive blotch upon our region's integrity.

Ephrata
Located in the Lancaster area, the German settlers who formed this town took the name from the Biblical city of Ephrath (the ancient name for Bethlehem), which some have translated as "fruitful." Once known as Dunkertown, the town fathers were part of a religious group known as the Seventh-Day Dunkers, a reference to the practice of water-immersion during baptism. Also known as the German Baptist Brethren, their austere, mystic-oriented lifestyles included life in cloisters, hence other early town names of Cloister and Kloster, and the Ephrata Cloisters now come under the auspices of the state Historical and Museum Commission. One of the early leaders of the group, Peter Miller, translated the Declaration of Independence into seven languages, at the request of Congress.

Equinunk
Found in Wayne County, the name supposedly means "place where clothing is distributed." An alternate translation is "trout stream."

Erie
Erie basically means "raccoon." The Erie tribe is sometimes referred to as the "Cat Nation," the raccoon being a wild cat, appearing as the main figure on the Erie totem pole. Early French maps of North America describe Lake Erie as Lac du Chat -- the Lake of the Cat.

Exeter
Early residents here arrived from the area of Exeter, Rhode Island. Earlier residents there had arrived from Exeter, England, which sits on the mouth of the river Exe.

Export
So named because it was the first town in the greater Pittsburgh area to produce coal for outlying markets.

Eynon
Named for a Welshman, Thomas Eynon (1821-1911), which partly explains why the town was once known as Welsh Hill. Eynon developed mines in the mid-valley, became a prominent Scranton resident, helped found the Welsh Philosophical Society (for whatever that's worth), and is not in Eynon anymore. His gravestone can be found in the Washburn Street Cemetery in Scranton, not all that far from Eynon Street.

Factoryville
In the 1820s, people came from miles around to have their wool woven into cloth at the factory there. Supposedly Keystone College is technically in Factoryville but prefers to say it's located in La Plume, for obvious aesthetic reasons.

Fairchance
Due to laziness on the part of the humble town-names detective whose page you are reading at the moment, the exact locations of Smithfield and Uniontown, Pennsylvania will remain under wraps for the moment. But apparently the two towns saw their share of back-and-forth traffic in olden days, and the word on the street was that if you made it to the halfway point of the two towns by noon, that point being the town in question at the moment, located about 45 miles south of Pittsburgh, you stood a "fair chance" of completing your trip before it got dark.

Falls
Here's a good example of how various towns took their names from nearby geographical features. Formed in 1824, this Wyoming County township, halfway between Tunkhannock and Pittston, takes its name from nearby Buttermilk Falls, near the mouth of Falls Creek.

Fayette County
Located south of Pittsburgh, we see here a remembrance of the Marquis de Lafayette, the French aristocrat who became a general in the Revolutionary War. He is one of but a handful of foreigners ever made an honorary citizen of the United States, a distinction not bestowed until 2002. Lafayette College is also named after this statesman who became a lifelong busom-buddy of George Washington. Several municipalities in northeast PA feature a Lafayette street or avenue.

Fiddle Lake (Susquehanna county)
This is not a town but a lake shaped, supposedly, just like a fiddle and located near the source of the Lackawanna River.

Finch Hill
This spot is located in Greenfield township, Lackawanna county. It's the final resting place of Isaac Finch who began serving in the Revolutionary army at the tender age of 13. His gravestone can still be found in a small cemetery along Route 247. See 'Kingsley' for another 13-year-old soldier who fought during the war for independence.

Fishing Creek Twp.
The origin of the name itself is hardly a mystery, but what stands out here in Columbia county is how the stream garnered a name for itself. During the Civil War, a fair amount of young local men preferred not to get worked up by the hoopla of fighting for the Union. Hardly a large or organized resistance, they were a loose-knit bunch content to hang tight in the woods, maintaining a low profile until hostilities were over. They essentially hid out in Fishing Creek Valley, earning for themselves the slightly sarcastic title "Fishing Creek Confederacy."

Fleetville
An early landowner here, James Van Fleet, once bought a standard wooden plow, but he didn't like the way it worked. So he fashioned his own more effective plow and soon the new "Van Fleet" style plow started catching on like gangbusters with the local farmers. The plow is gone but the name remains, as does the interest on a few outstanding loans from farmers who tried to lease the gizmo for $25 down and $5 a month.

Forest City
In 1885, Forest City was little more than a lumber camp called Pentecost, named for its founder, William Pentecost. The lumbermen often went into Carbondale for supplies by day (and possibly diversions by night). Apparently a group from the lumber camp walked into Carbondale one day, and someone remarked, in effect, "Where on earth are you from?" They looked at each other, stumped it seems by the difficulty of the question, before one of the bright ones -- a gentleman named John Blake -- spoke up, saying "Well, we're from Forest City." The name stuck and in 1888 the town officially took this name.

Forkston
A fork in Mehoopany Creek in Wyoming county is the source of this township name.

Forty Fort
Named for 40 of the earliest settlers from Connecticut who arrived in this area and built a fort around 1769. The area eventually became a flashpoint for various forces trying to dominate the region, culminating in the Wyoming Massacre of 1778.

Fountain Hill
A forward-thinking F. H. Oppelt opened his hydrotherapy institute here in 1842 just south of Bethlehem, centered around the natural springs atop the hill.

Frackville
Named in 1876 for its founder, businessman Daniel Frack, no known relation to Frick. The town was previously separated into Frackville and Mountain City before the merger, and the nickname Mountain City is still heard here and there. Frack, a hotel owner, was born in 1803 and checked out for good in 1890. Speaking of Frick, the wealthy Henry Clay Frick was safely away in the Pittsburgh area. An associate of Andrew Carnegie and an infamous union buster, Frick garnered enough wealth to found the exemplary Frick art collection and museum in Manhattan, far far away from fricken' Frack.

Freeland
The name indicated that land here was open to cultivation, as opposed to nearby coal-company land that was either off-limits or less hospitable to farming. In its early years it was known as Freehold (same connotation as Freeland), that is until the post office objected, saying that too much confusion would exist between having a Freehold in both Pennsylvania and New Jersey.

Free Love Valley
A now-defunct community in the vein of Greeley (see below). Apparently located in the greater Pottstown area in the early 1840s, this group of religious idealists preferred holding their worship services in the nude and skinny dipping in the nearby lake. Despite their peaceful intentions, they went by the name Battle Axes of the Lord. Founded by a New England "prophet" named Theophilus Gates, the group believed that no woman should lack a husband "brisk" in bed, and no husband should ever go without the services of an "attentive" wife. What belonged to one member of the group belonged to all, that is until local authorities rounded up the group one day and charged them with adultery (and perhaps with an over-enthusiastic fascination with trapping and sharing beaver pelts). While it's true that Ben Franklin believed walking around one's bedroom in the nude helped induce sleep, he probably never envisioned extending the practice to the aisles of a church.

Friendsville
Dr. Rose of Montrose (see below, and what a burdensome nickname that would be) was also a Quaker -- a member of the Society of Friends. So the name is no cheezy attempt at promoting solidarity among people who don't give a hoot about such things; it marks, obviously, the pride Rose felt in helping establish this town/hamlet where religious tolerance was to be the order of the day.

Gallows Hill
You'll see this old spot on maps of the region southeast of Bethlehem. Apparently in the mid-1700s a local Indian was charged with murder and was later hung at a spot called Pegg's Run. A crowd gathered to witness the morbid event, and they picked a nearby hill for the best view of the gallows.

Germania
Located in Potter County, north central Pennsylvania. Settled around 1855 by some 100 German settlers, the name indicates their desire to retain the language and customs of their homeland.

Gibson
Named around 1812 for Judge John Bannister Gibson, a chief justice on the Pennsylvania supreme court. For a short time this town midway between Scranton and Binghamton was referred to as "Five Partners," for the original five families who settled there in 1809. Similarly, nearby Harford was once known as "Nine Partners," named after nine families who arrived from Massachusetts in 1790 or so. Judge Gibson developed a sterling reputation for his ability to deliver well-crafted decisions that involved a wise interpretation of the law, stepping beyond an over-reliance upon mere legal precedent. In this regard his influence was felt upon the legal profession in both the United States as well as England. Gibson apparently wore many hats as he was also a piano tuner, an amateur dentist, and an advanced student of Shakespeare.

Glenburn
In 1848, George Humphrey bought land near what is now Glenburn Pond, and for almost 30 years the area was called Humphreysville. During this era the poems and novels of Sir Walter Scott enjoyed widespread appeal, especially among the well-to-do. Scott sometimes used the word "glen" to depict locales in his works and he is credited with popularizing the use of the word in America. "Glen" literally means "narrow valley" but also evokes images of a pristine community. "Burn" is a Scottish form of "brook," and the combined word Glenburn achieves a heightened literary effect yet still describes the area fairly accurately.

Glen Campbell
Glen is a Scottish word for valley, and old Cornelius Campbell was a principal in the Glenwood Coal Company here in Indiana County in the 1880s. The country singer Glen Campbell came along many years later and thus had nothing to do with the name origin, though he did pay a visit in 1971 to the town that bears his name, despite the fact that he was never a lineman for Indiana County.

Glen Lyon
This village in Luzerne County takes its name from a small town in Scotland, a distinction also held by Montrose. Located at the foot of Lee's Mountain to the north, locals first called the place Williamstown and Morgantown. The prominent Lyon family eventually took top honors in 1885, as this was the original name of the valley itself, not far from Nanticoke.

Gouldsboro (originally Gouldsborough)
Named by or for Jay (Jayson) Gould, a gold speculator and railroad tycoon who built a tannery here in 1856. Gould was known to enter business partnerships, siphon off company money for personal real estate ventures, run the business into the ground, and then use company security guards to keep his partners outside the gates. In one noted dispute with a partner, their joint-venture tannery mysteriously burnt down. In the years following the Civil War, a time when the American currency was weak, Gould (one of the richest men in the world, earning his first million by age 21) attempted to corner the gold market. This little ploy led to the infamous Black Friday of 1869; the price of gold plunged and the nation was thrown into a financial panic. Gould, the prototype "robber baron" and a driving force behind New York's elevated rail system, was once quoted as saying, "I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half." However, more recent scholarship has tended to exonerate Gould of some of the more serious personality flaws associated with him. These charges may have been motivated partially by a dose of anti-Semitism, as some people believed because of his name that he was Jewish, though he was born and raised a Presbyterian.

Gravity
Located in Lake township, Wayne county, between Lake Ariel and South Canaan. Since it was the gravity railroad system that put Wayne County on the economic map, it's almost certain that this is the source of the town name in question. While the main purpose of the gravity lines was to transport coal to larger markets, a fine example of a gravity passenger car -- "The Pioneer" -- is housed at Nay Aug Park in Scranton, next to the old (and closed) Brooks Mine exhibit.

Great Bend
Located in Susquehanna County, just south of the New York line, Great Bend was once known as Lodersville. The Susquehanna River heads toward Great Bend from Binghamton, then takes a "great bend" and heads for a short distance back up into New York State. Before continuing there, this marked the final stop along the Philadelphia & Great Bend Turnpike, built over seven years in the 1820s and sometimes called the Drinker Turnpike. In fact, it most likely ran right through most if not all of Dunmore's current Drinker Street, which accounts for the current Turnpike Garage at the point where the street leads off toward Moscow, near the intersection of Interstate 81. Travellers and stagecoaches could anticipate meeting up with an inn or tavern every 20 miles or so along this route, at times supplanting old Indian paths, that included Mount Pocono and the Abingtons. At the north end of Providence it passed through Leggett's Gap, today referred to as "The Notch," through which flows Leggett's Creek which passes by Leggett Street in North Scranton today and honors one of the earliest settlers there, James Leggett. Parts of this turnpike coincided, it appears, with a route known as the Old Connecticut Road. The trip from Philly to Providence took about two tiresome days. Back at Leggett's Gap we saw quite a confrontation in 1850 between German laborers and two feuding factions of Irish workers laying down the Leggett's Gap Railroad. These so-called "Irish Wars" -- between the Corkonians and the Fardowns -- left about three workers dead until the groups were partitioned by Colonel Scranton.

Greeley
The great American newspaperman Horace Greeley once said, "Go west, young man," but Horace himself appears to have harbored a fascination with regions much closer -- right here in Pike County, east of current-day Lake Wallenpaupack (the man-made lake that didn't exist at the time). Nineteenth-century America saw several so-called Utopian societies spring up in the northeast, most famously the Oneida Community in upstate New York. Greeley, the wealthy publisher of the influential New York Tribune, seems to have been enthralled by these socialist ideals as well, influenced strongly by the writing of the Frenchman Fourier, among others. Greeley eventually became treasurer of Pike County's "Sylvania Association," a group of some 136 residents, many of them "soft" Manhattanites in search of a more communal type of lifestyle free of the competitive pressures of modern urban life, not to mention the "free love" or "complex marriage" framework where each member of the group enjoyed "community access" to the others. Almost a third of this group was composed of children, and few of them understood the realities of farming and food storage, much less trodding around in lands chock full of rattlesnakes. In fact, many of them were sent here by their wealthy families in order to "straighten their lives out," so to speak, after reading about the experimental community in Greeley's newspaper. As you could predict from candy-ass New Yorkers of privilege, many balked at the idea of fair and equal distribution of labor. Many of the women balked at the idea of waiting their turn to get washed up in the morning. The group disbanded in 1845 after producing at least eight children who had to be placed into New York orphanages. After the Sylvanians departed, locals referred to the area for quite some time as "that Greeley place," which was later shortened to Greeley. Horace, who once perceptively said "Apathy is a sort of living oblivion," was apparently embarrassed by the entire affair and he rarely discussed the matter afterwards. He did comment, however, that Pike County was composed of little more than "rocks, rattlesnakes, and Republicans." (It is still difficult to ascertain at times which of the three is the most bothersome and annoying.) Another attempt at a "utopian" community, this time of lesser renown, srung up near Milford. It was founded by the American philosopher Charles Sanders Peirce, a formative influence in the school of "pragmatism."

Green Ridge
A wealthier neighborhood of Scranton once known as Sanderson Park. Sanderson Avenue is now one of the major streets that run through this section. It runs right into Throop, whose first postmaster in 1882 was C.D. Sanderson, who despite his initials never owned a walkman nor a certificate of deposit for that matter.

Grimville
If the Happy Valley of central Pennsylvania needs an alter-ego, here it is, at least in name. Grimville was once part of a major route for driving cattle, and appropriately enough an old tavern named the Golden Lamb was once located here. It was owned by Colonel David Grim and was located north of Kutztown on what's now Interstate 78. It's just east of another elegant morsel of a town known as Krumsville, named after a landowner named Mrs. Wilson Krum.

Halfmoon Township (State College area)
Settled in 1784, it's said to be named for marks cut on trees along an Indian trail. The source for this listing called it a Native American trail, but with all due respects, that kind of politically correct expression is pure hokum.

Hallstead
Located in Susquehanna county and named for William Hallstead, a president and general manager of the Delaware, Lackawanna and Western railroad. If you drive along Route 11 toward Great Bend, you just may notice a fascinating state historical marker entitled "Joseph Smith." The text goes on: "Founder of Mormonism, once lived a few miles east of here prior to 1830. Much of the translation of the 'Golden Plates' for the Book of Mormon is said to have been done there. Site now owned by the Church of Latter Day Saints."

Hamlin
Named for a doctor, Orlo Hamlin, who moved to that area partly because he wasn't pulling in enough business in the township of Providence, now a part of Scranton. It's been suggested that the hardy residents of Providence were a "bit too healthy" for the good doctor's services. The Hamlin area was once known as Little Meadows, later Salem Corners, and later Hamlinton. Some say the name origin goes not to the doctor but to Oliver Hamlin, an early store owner, or to Butler Hamlin, an early settler.

Hanover Township
Originally settled by "refugees," many of them German, from the town of Hanover on the Pennsylvania/Maryland border. Since the borderline for many years was not clearly defined, it rendered the area a magnet for scoundrels trying to escape jurisdiction from one state or another. In fact, locals called the place "Rogue's Shore" or "Rogue's Resort." (Isn't it ironic how slimeball congressman Dan Flood, who represented the "newer" Hanover area, should "earn" a spot on Time magazine's "Rogue's Gallery"? [2/18/80] A succinct definition for rogue is "a deceitful and unreliable scoundrel," so Time called it just right in the matter of the congressman that Wilkes-Borough reveres.) Anyway, the original Hanover, Pennsylvania became a breeding ground for lowlifes who would basically terrorize the local law-abiding citizenry, enough of whom got fed up and moved northward. The settlers originally arrived from the area of Hannover, Germany, a possession of the British royal family. A slightly-alternate version of the story, one that needs to be reconciled, holds that Captain Lazarus Stewart named the area in 1771. Stewart, leader of the "Paxton Boys" (see Paxtang), received the area as a land grant from Connecticut authorities, probably with the intention of aggravating Pennsylvania authorities whom the rash Lazarus couldn't stomach.

Happy Valley
Although this name belongs to an old neighborhood to the west of Exeter, it's more associated with the Penn State area, though no formal designation exists there. It was apparently coined by football announcers on national television starting in the late 60s or early 70s. In this sense, Happy Valley sometimes seems to refer just to the stadium itself and the immediate environs, perhaps with the slightest of derision, suggesting an attitude of "this place is in the middle of nowhere, so after the game, get me out fast."

Harford
Originally known as Nine Partners, for the first nine families who settled in this Susquehanna County locale in 1790. The settlers had traveled from Massachusetts, possibly passing through Hartford, Connecticut along the way. Perhaps they were impressed by what they saw, for by 1807 the area was now called Hartford. A close-knit group, they gathered shortly thereafter to discuss the ramifications of the town name. In one of history's more profound quotes, right up there with "Don't give up the ship," Hartford resident Laban Capron is reported to have stood up, run his thumbs up and down his suspenders and urged his neighbors (in a passionate tone, one would suspect), to "strike out the T." Any further bursts of eloquence from old Laban, a commissioner and postmaster, have been lost to the ages. The dropping of the T may have occurred anyway, despite the exhortations of Laban. For one, the T was hardly pronounced anyway, as with the T in the middle of Scranton which is hardly pronounced particularly among those of lower socioeconomic status and/or fans of John Cougar Mellencamp. The other reason could be the long-term trend toward the "de-Connecticut-ization" of the northeast quadrant of the state following the Yankee-Pennamite (Connecticut/Pennsylvania) animosities of the Revolutionary period and the years immediately afterward.

Harmony
The name of this town, now known as Oakland, denoted a group of Germans known as the Harmony Society. They were apparently industrious, self-sufficient, God fearing, and (heaven forbid?) celibate. At one time they regrouped and headed westward to the state of Indiana, naming their next stop New Harmony. From a feng-shui point of view the harmonics of the new location were less than optimal and obviously not economical; the enterprise went belly-up and the group returned to the greater Pittsburgh area and formed the town of Economy.

Harrisburg
Named in 1785 by John Harris Jr., who laid out the town. Harris' father ran a ferry service here beginning in the 1750s. Shorter after 1785, state officials changed Harrisburg's name to Louisburg, in honor of Louis XVI and out of recognition for France's support of the colonies in the war with Britain. But although the name was officially Louisburg, everyone still called it Harrisburg, such was the popularity of the Harris family. The state soon got the message and changed the name back. It didn't hurt that the state government was feasting its eyes upon certain lands that John Harris owned, and Harris refused to sell them until the name Louisburg/Louisbourg was safely shredded and shoved down the trash compactor.

Harvey's Lake
The lake was "discovered" by accident during the Revolutionary War by Benjamin Harvey, a local soldier returning home from British/Indian imprisonment in Canada, once the British determined he was no longer a threat. If one pieces the story together correctly, it's an educated guess that Harvey walked back from Canada, eventually stumbled upon a creek that fed the lake that now bears his name, spotted the lake in a fog, and then with a stroke of good fortune eventually found his family's homestead near what is now West Nanticoke. Perhaps the legend surrounding his arduous journey was enough to have the lake named after him, pending a better explanation.

Hawley
Sitting at the northern tip of Lake Wallenpaupack, Hawley has seen several name changes over the years. The settlement that grew into present-day Hawley was formed at an eddy (a little whirlpool) near where the Lackawaxen and Wallenpaupack Rivers converged. By 1792 the area became known as "The Eddy," by 1829 Paupack Eddy and by 1848 Falls Port. A year later came the name Hawleysburgh, named for one Irad Hawley, third president of the Pennsylvania Coal Company, which figured prominently in the development of the Honesdale/Hawley area. By 1851 the 'burgh' was dropped, giving us the name we have today.

Hayna-Gulch
See Wilkes-Borough. Residents of Hayna-Gulch complain loudly about the teasing their town receives at the hands of outsiders, but they're too thick to realize they bring this ridicule upon themselves by insisting on naming the local airport backwards. Wilkes-Borough is essentially located in a valley (a gulch) where more "haynas" are spoken per capita then anywhere else in the world, as chronicled on the authoritative site Lingo of Northeastern Pennsylvania. On a more metaphysical level, residents of Hayna-Gulch display no sense of humor when you remind them the airport name is upside down. This indicates that Hayna-Gulch residents are typically of a thicker density than their neighbors to the north and east, or in other words, at least two or more generations behind the times in evolutionary terms, hence their need to overcompensate by always placing their name before Scranton at every opportunity. Another example of this caveman mentality at work is when congressman Dan Flood bulldozed the integrity of the United States Post Office, declaring that any piece of mail sent from the city of Scranton on a Saturday be shipped to Wilkes-Borough and get stamped with the postmark of a town. In civilized society, one simply does not act like this. Pure and simple, Flood was a functional (dysfunctional, actually) megalomaniac, a term whose best definition is "egotist to a pathological degree," indicative of an infantile mindset that gets expressed every time some brainless twerp inaccurately (and almost always intentionally) refers to northeast Pennsylvania as "Wilkes-Barre"/Scranton, a name that makes as much sense as "Nanticoke/Wilkes-Barre."

Hazard
What may first come to mind is an image of some accident waiting to happen or at least a sand trap on the 18th hole, but when it came to the business practices of Erskine Hazard of Philadelphia, the impression certainly does not apply, except to those he left out of the economic loop. A working partner of Josiah White (see White Haven), Hazard was a Philly Quaker who spent time in England and Wales in 1826, systematically studying their railroad systems. He brought back the latest technology to help solve some of the unique logistical problems facing the Mauch Chunk (Jim Thorpe) Railroad, eventually creating one of the most highly regarded railroads in America for its time. In fact, Jim Thorpe today still features a Hazard Square. Using his connections from God-knows-where, Hazard and partners were able to form a series of interlocking corporations, the connections of which were probably hidden at times, to help form a virtual monopoly on the transport of coal from the greater Jim Thorpe area to the Philadelphia markets, making a killing in the process and leaving behind a town with few residents but a deep heritage.

Hazleton (with a note on secession)
This is the case of a famous misspelling. Hazleton was referred to as Hazel Town in the first half of the 1800s, a reflection of the abundant hazel bushes that dotted the landscape. In fact, Moravian missionaries had earlier called the area "St. Anthony's Wilderness," an upgrade, it would seem, from the old Indian expression "Hazel Swamp." The name later became one word, Hazeltown, and then simply Hazelton. But in 1856, an attorney in Harrisburg drawing up the city's incorporation papers spelled hazel as hazle, and no one picked up the error until it was too late. Culturally speaking, Hazleton is a much different place from its Wilkes-Borough neighbors to the north, mainly because it doesn't share the same combination of arrogance, thick-headedness and hubris that created the abomination of an airport name at Avoca. Partly because of the social difference as well as the practical challenges of conducting essential business 23 miles to the north at the county seat, a movement was started around 1853 to center Hazleton around a new county to be called Anthracite. It would take in southern Luzerne county and parts of eastern Schuylkill. By the 1890s the movement gained considerable credibility as a measure passed the state legislature that would create a new Quay County which would also include parts of Carbon county. Hazleton would be the county seat, but the legislation was vetoed by governor Daniel Hastings. Quay was a powerful political boss and U.S. senator who eventually mired himself in financial scandal, dying in 1903. (In the 1890s, Hazelton sported a semi-pro baseball team, known as the Quay-kers, playing in the Pennsylvania League.) There was also an attempt back in the same era to name the new county Pardee, after a coal developer from New York named Arivistius Pardee, oftentimes considered Hazleton's founder. How the northern end of Luzerne County jerks around the southern end for mere sport, a sentiment well over a hundred years old, was well illustrated when Wilkes-Borough legislators rammed a hotel tax through the state chambers in order to fund a minor arena, although the voters of the Hazleton area had already voted overwhelmingly against it. The author Harold Aurand of Mount Carmel (Population Change and Social Continuity: Ten Years in a Coal Town; 1986, Susquehanna University Press) noted that during the secession era, a "cultural fault line" existed between Hazleton and Wilkes-Barre. Aurand is associate professor of history at Penn State Hazleton. Such a fault line does exist between Scranton and Wilkes-Barre, located right around Avoca. Crossing that line towards Wilkes-Borough is like falling down several rungs on the sociocultural ladder, somewhat like listening to the Beatles and then all of a sudden the station starts playing John Cougar Mellencamp and Bob Seger.

Heart Lake (west of Archbald)
Heart Lake is shaped like, what else, a heart. But shape names aren't always so accurate: Half Moon Lake, near Moscow, is shaped more like a crescent, so the name is only half right.

Herrick Twp.
A colonel in the War of 1812, Edward Herrick was president-judge of several northern counties for over two decades.

Hershey
The credit of course goes to Milton Snavely Hershey, who after a couple false starts opened his chocolate operations here in his home town once known as Derry Church. One of the high points of Pennsylvania cultural history occurred around the year 1989 with the release of the single "Between Something and Nothing" by the Hershey group known as Ocean Blue. Of all the singles ever released by Pennsylvania bands, this one stands out as the highwater mark, gaining wide acclaim on college radio nationwide, a hit so strong and significant you'll never hear it on a commercial or NPR radio station, though you will hear them play songs by worthless-drek groups such as The Hooters, which is about the best that Philadelphia could ever come up with. On a side note, inquiring minds do wonder whether any other American ever sported the middle name of "Snavely," not to mention whether or not an ounce of Snavely is the secret ingredient in the Hershey Kiss.

Hickory Run
Now the site of a state park, not to mention a famous reststop along the Pennsylvania Turnpike, early colonists called the area "Shades of Death" for its dense forests, swamps, and poor soil. Little remains of the former town that once called itself Hickory Run, nor have many hickory trees ever been found here.

Highspire
Located in the Harrisburg area, it's said that early boatmen on the Susquehanna used the high steeple -- spire -- of a local church as a trustworthy landmark. An alternate explanation contends that two of the founding fathers here borrowed the name around 1814 from their home town of Speyer, Germany.

Hinkletown
This word may not appear in a German dictionary, but in the dialect of the Pennsylvania Dutch, a hinkle is a chicken. Though it was named for the old Hinkle family, we can still make a case for an Amish country town of Chickentown. However, the post office may not go for this since another hamlet named Chickentown is located in the Lehigh Valley. Don't ever confuse a hinkle with a haahne, which is a rooster, giving rise to the nearby town of Haanstown.

Homer City (doh!)
Located near Indiana, PA, the town takes its name not from Homer Simpson but Homer the Greek poet.

Honesdale
To transport coal to the eastern markets, gravity railroads carried the loads out of the Lackawanna Valley and over the Moosic Mountains into Honesdale, a gargantuan task at the time. (Gravity technology is still seen today in the operation of many rollercoasters.) At Honesdale, coal was transferred onto the barges of the Delaware & Hudson canal, to be floated onward to the Delaware River and eventually the Hudson. The barges, sometimes called the "coal boats to the tidewater," were pulled by mules, carried tons of coal at a time and clipped along at a turtle's pace of three miles per hour. The canal construction had been pioneered by Philip Hone, a wealthy New York mayor and first president of the D&H, which was perhaps the country's largest private corporation at the time. The town was known initially, in 1827, as Hone's Dale. Son of a German immigrant carpenter, Hone wasn't shy about expressing his distaste for most immigrants from Ireland.

Honey Hole
Little more than a village in the Hazleton area, the name is fisherman's slang for a "sweet spot" where the fish are biting rather nicely. Back in the day, the postal service seemed to locate a post office just about anywhere, including "ma & pa" general stores in places like Honey Hole. However, the years between 1900 and 1920 saw an inevitable consolidation of many of the smaller offices, leaving nothing behind in many cases but a colorful name that still shows up on a map or two.

Honey Pot
Named by a Major Alden (for whom the town of Alden is named) in 1772 as he reportedly discovered hordes of wild bees there and noted the ease with which one could obtain honey. Another "discovery" town is Sugar Notch. Early Yankee settlers named it after they found an abundance of sugar maple trees in this mountain notch located in Luzerne County.

Hop Bottom
The area was known for its hops that were grown for regional breweries. This Susquehanna county town was once known as Foster. It was sometimes even referred to by locals as "Hoppingbottom," a teasing jab at Methodist settlers whose religious ceremonies could get rather expressive, perhaps in the same vein as the Shakers.

Hornbrook
A double-honor of sorts bestowed upon both a creek and locality in Bradford county. Credit for this colorful name goes to the intrepid Isaac Horton who supposedly found a 9-foot-long tusk of a mastadon in the future Hornbrook Creek in 1844, a remnant of a beast that once roamed parts of North America. Curiously, another take on the name-origin reminds one of Buckhorn (see above), where legend says a pair of deer’s horns were found gouged into a tree near the creek. Intelligent minds do wonder whether Horton ever saw eager beavers swimming in Hornbrook checking out the tusk, but no firm citations can be found on this matter, at least none that anyone was ever willing to own up to.

Hosensack
If you're afraid of the dark, don't head out to this town in the southern Lehigh Valley. Early German settlers once exclaimed the area at night got darker than a hosensack, which translates as "pants pocket," which is still a very good place to leave the hose (unless one is playing pocket pool, preferably in the dark).

Hyde Park
Once a borough independent of Scranton, the Hyde Park section picked up its name sometime between 1825 and 1830 when it was founded by Joseph Fellows (a small park exists in his memory today). One early homeowner there, Harvey Chase, had recently moved from Hyde Park, New York, home of the future Roosevelt estate. One day Chase took a piece of wood, painted the name "Hyde Park" on it, and placed the sign in his neighbor's front yard. Needless to say, the name stuck, whether or not Chase's purpose was good-natured needling or not. Hyde Park, New York had been named for Edward Hyde, governor of the New York colony from 1702 to 1708. The name's choice, no doubt, was influenced by the famous Hyde Park of London.

Indiana (town & county)
Probably named for the Indiana Territory which took in parts of what eventually became five states in the upper great-lakes region.

Inkerman
Located a stones-throw south of Sebastopol in the Pittston area, much as the Inkerman in present-day Ukraine is located three miles east of Sevastopol (see below). Both cities, part of Russia at the time, figured prominently in the Crimean War which was fought partly (or mainly, depending upon one's point of view) over control of and access to the Middle East. In November 1854 the Battle of Inkerman resulted in a hard fought, joint French/British victory over Russian forces. The British fought under the command of Lord Raglan, who had a lot of explaining to do back home after the disastrous Charge of the Light Brigade two weeks earlier. It was another Lord -- Tennyson -- who described the Charge in two lines that have withstood the test of time: "Theirs not to reason why / Theirs but to do -- and die."

Intercourse
Originally named Cross Keys in reference to an old tavern, this delicately named town was founded in 1754 and possibly was called "Entercourse" by the locals for a time. Some people believe the name stems from an old race track that existed just east of town on a stretch of road known as the Old Philadelphia Pike. This is the point where one would "Enter-the-Course" until the name morphed into its current form around 1814. A bit contrived as an explanation? Another suggestion is that two famous roads once crossed here: the Old King's Highway from Philadelphia to Pittsburgh (later the Old Philadelphia Pike), intersecting with the road from Wilmington to Erie. This explanation in itself seems strong enough to explain "Cross Keys." A third suggestion is that the word "Intercourse," when adopted around 1814, carried only wholesome connotations, echoing the fellowship and social interaction the town fathers wished to impart and sustain. It's important to realize that many town names contain a bit of self-promotion, and the founders of Intercourse (and we're not speaking of Adam & Eve) appeared to be positioning themselves as the "center of action" (so to speak). Certainly a pesky bunch regardless of the name's heritage, the founders of Intercourse would probably feel right at home in other Pennsylvania locations such as Pleasant Valley, Mount Union, Mount Pleasant, Pleasant Grove, and certainly Pleasant Gap and Honey Hole.

Jackson Township
Named for Andrew Jackson before he became president, commemorating his victory over the British at New Orleans around 1815.

Japan
At first glance this name makes no sense, given the heritage of northeast Pennsylvania. But somehow, some way, the old Hazleton Coal Company once managed to export coal to the far-east port of Edo. As any crossword buff knows, Edo is the ancient name for Tokyo and it's also been anglicized as Jeddo, a village that still exists today east of Hazleton, right around the bend from the Pennsylvania village of Japan.

Jeddo
Located northeast of Hazleton. Either Jeddo itself or the old Jeddo Coal company was named for Jed Ireland, or so goes one story that may only be partly true. For a better explanation, see "Japan." Descendants of Jed, it is believed, are still on the lookout for Jethro, Granny and Ellie May.

Jermyn
Once known as Gibsonburg and even earlier known as Baconville, it takes its name from John Jermyn, a wealthy Englishman with mining interests in the region. Unofficially, though certainly to its credit, Jermyn is known as the "birthplace of first aid in America." This honor is due to the work of a Dr. Matthew Shields who, beginning around 1910 and under the auspices of the American Red Cross, established special health-related programs for miners.

Jersey Shore
From the late 1790s until 1826, Jersey Shore officially was called Waynesburg, located on the north side of the Susquehanna, west of Williamsport. During this time many settlers arrived from eastern New Jersey, and over the years more and more Jersey folk descended upon Waynesburg. The locals on the opposite side of the river teasingly started to call Waynesburg "the Jersey shore," and the new name started appearing on maps around 1826. One wonders if the locals could have gained more traction by calling Waynesburg "Wayne's World." On a side note, residents of northeastern Pennsylvania were also known to refer to New Jersey "immigrants" as "Jerseyites."

Jessup
Settled in 1849, Jessup has seen several name changes. First called Saymour, later Mount Vernon, and then Winton, after one William Winton who established a coal breaker there in the mid-1870s. Winton was a Scranton banker and investor. The current name was taken from the prominent Jessup family of Montrose, most likely for William Jessup. A delegate to the 1860 republican national convention, Jessup gave a nominating speech for Abraham Lincoln. A lawyer, his practice extended to several wealthy clients in New York. A Winton Street still exists today (also in Dunmore), as does a Mount Vernon Road on the Jessup/Archbald line.

Jim Thorpe
As most everyone knows, Jim Thorpe was once known as Mauch Chunk, an Anglicized form of an Indian name meaning "Bear Mountain." What's not as well known is that periodically movements have urged a return back to the original name. The name Jim Thorpe was chosen mainly as a publicity stunt to help generate tourism for a town that had seen better days. The Asa Packer mansion, a must-see in this picturesque town, is so haunted that the dogs won't walk in certain parts of the house. Packer, who mounted an unsuccessful run for the presidency in 1868, would stand atop his mansion holding a watch, keeping an eagle-eye on his railroad operations below. The story goes that the wrath of hell faced any engineer who was more than a couple minutes late pulling into the station. Speaking of all things spooky, Jim Thorpe is the site where Alexander Campbell of the Molly Maguires was hanged for murder in 1867. Although he admitted some foreknowledge of the crime, he professed his innocence for the actual murder right up through the time he was led to the gallows. Enroute there, he rubbed his hand in the mud, slapped it on the wall, and announced that the stain would serve as an eternal reminder of the injustice being meted out that day. Despite all efforts to sanitize the wall of the handprint, it's claimed that one can still make it out even today.

Justus
Records pertaining to the origin of Justus are not easy to come by. However, it seems that at one time a Justus Ackerly was chosen by lottery for the honor of having the village named after him. The old canard about "Just Us" remains yet to be proven.

Keyser Valley
One of the first white settlers in this region was Timothy Keyes (probably pronounced "kize") who in 1771 opened a sawmill along the creek that bore his name, Keyes Creek. Various spellings over the year led from Keyes, to Keyesers, and eventually to Keyers (but never Keister). For his gallant efforts, Keyes was killed by Indians, perhaps while he was distracted over all the various spellings.

Keystone State
A keystone is the top interlocking stone of an arch -- the "key" stone (but never keister) that holds the rest of the arch in place. If you picture the original 13 colonies as a 13-stone arch, Pennsylvania would sit in the middle, with six colonies located to the northeast and six to the southeast. So in a rhetorical, self-referential sense, Pennsylvania serves as the symbolic keister (oops, keystone) that holds the rest of the structure together. In addition to the geographic sense, Pennsylvania served as America's kiester in a commercial sense as well, since it was an economic force both in the manufacturing trades associated with the north as well as the agricultural trades of the south. And despite extensive searches of the keister archives, no connection has yet been established between the Keister State and the gloriously named town of Kiester, Minnesota.

Kingsley
A young Rufus Kingsley entered the Revolutionary army at the ripe old age of 13, becoming a drummer boy. In 1775 he distinquished himself at the Battle of Bunker Hill to such an extent that this Susquehanna county town eventually took on his namesake. It was a tradition in Pennsylvania to grant free land to veterans of the Revolutionary War, and both Rufus Kingsley and Isaac Finch (see Finch Hill) were possible beneficiaries of this honor.

Kingston
As with Kingston, Rhode Island, its possible source name, Kingston, Pennsylvania was also once known as King's Town. Legend says the name was chosen almost whimsically during a toast -- held after a picnic under a shady tree (and possibly during a state of inebriation) -- to the king of England, Charles II, who granted William Penn the land rights to the region that eventually became Pennsylvania.

Kittatinny
The Kittatinny Mountains straddle the Delaware River in northeast Pennsylvania and northwest New Jersey, and their most famous landmark is the Delaware Water Gap. The name means either "endless hill" or "great mountains" or "endless mountains" or a little bit of each.

Koonsville
The old Kester brothers (not to be confused with the notorious Keister Brothers), ran a factory here back in the day. Who Koon was, or whether the name has anything to do with raccoons ('coons, for short) is still a matter of conjecture. The place is located near Shickshinny along a scenic stretch of Route 11, north of Berwick.

Laceyville
Originally known as Braintrim (see above) and Skinner's Eddy (see below), the area for a couple centuries was a camping grounds for Indians of the Tuscarora tribe. When the Laceyville toll bridge was completed across the Susquehanna in 1899, the fare was five cents for pedestrians and 25 cents for horses.

Lackawanna
Means "the stream that forks," and the fork in question is the confluence of the Lackawanna River with the northern branch of the Susquehanna. Lackawanna County was once part of Luzerne County, and the breakoff did not come easy. The first rumblings of secession were heard in the 1830s, some 20 years after Bradford and Susquehanna counties had broken off, due mainly to the impracticalities, not to mention the social regression, of having to travel to Wilkes-Borough to transact official business. When suggestions started floating about that another northern chunk of Luzerne County wanted to break off, the PTB (powers-that-be) of Wilkes-Borough became alarmed, so they developed a two-point scheme. One, they agreed to the breakoff and formation of Wyoming County, centered around Tunkhannock, throwing as it were a bone to folks clamoring for more self rule. (Wyoming County was viewed as offering relatively little in terms of financial value.) Two, and this is the slimy part, Luzerne County decided to stack the deck: it pushed through a state constitutional amendment -- of highly dubious legality, one would add -- mandating that if any county were to split up it would require a majority vote of both the new section as well as the old. Prospects for the formation of a new county called Lackawanna must have seemed doomed. But a unique development occurred in 1874 as Pennsylvania established a new constitution: this self-serving amendment was omitted, whether intentionally or not. Lackawanna County was now free to call its own shots, and in 1874 did just that: break away from the old county that shamelessly tried to handcuff it. This same type of shenanigans would occur many years later as the Avoca airport was named backwards by a dubious legislative mechanism initiated in Washington by congressman Dan "Mr. Corruption" Flood. A few decades later, Luzerne County authorities once again managed to diddle with state law and constitutional intentions, overriding the decision of voters by ramming through a hotel tax of dubious legal merit so as to finance an arena, based on the absurd contention that hotels in Hazleton, some 23 miles away, would benefit. The true purpose of the arena, as with the airport, was the advancement of a childish indulgence known as Gulch-O-Centrism. This is the only line of reasoning that explains the irrational fanaticism of the proponents (including the so-called neutral media), and if they give you any other story they are lying. The dates and faces do change, but the service-to-self mindset keeps rolling along, never satisfied with what it has, always insatiable for more. In some of the earliest of records, dating to 1771, Lackawanna is seen spelled in documents as "Lockawarna."

Lackawaxen
Similar of course to Lackawanna, this word means "where the way forks" or similarly "where the roads part." Lackawaxen is near Minisink Ford NY, the site of the only major Revolutionary War battle (Battle of Minisink) fought in the upper Delaware River region. A few dozen American militiamen, outnumbered and hastily assembled against the British, met their maker in quick fashion in 1779. It took up to 43 years for widows, mostly from the area of Goshen NY, to make the hazardous 46-mile journey to the battlegrounds to retrieve the bones of their husbands. Some 68 years later, the bones of one of these men was found at Lackawaxen, leading to a memorial for unknown soldiers of the Revolutionary War and spelling a closure to one of the most morbid and heartwrenching episodes to occur militarily on American soil.

Laflin
Here's another of several towns that sprung up around mills, this time a gunpowder mill. The wealthy H.D. Laflin built seven powder mills here in 1872 and 1873, and for a time he competed with the powerful du Pont family mill in Dupont. Whenever old H.D. told his family he was going to take a powder, they took him at his word.

Lake Ariel
Early maps describe the lake as Jones Pond and/or Jones Lake with the surrounding vicinity named Jonestown. In 1851 the local post office took the simple name of Ariel, and it took years for the locals to refer to the entire district as Lake Ariel. Two explanations have emerged regarding the source of the name: First, Ariel is the lead character -- a playful spirit -- in Shakespeare's The Tempest. Second: Ariel is the more poetic name for the city of Jerusalem. The humble author of this web page suggests that two other explanations are possible: One, that 'Ariel' is also a Hebrew word meaning "Lion of God;" and two, that the schooner USS Ariel played a significant role in pushing back the British at the Battle of Lake Erie, part of the War of 1812. Of the four explanations mentioned here, the final one appears the strongest at the moment, a point reinforced by the appearance of Ariel Street on Scranton's East Mountain. Note that Blakely also stems from a War of 1812 source name.

Lake Como
This one's named for Italy's third-largest lake, located in the Lombardy region in the north-central part of the country. The local version of Lake Como is located southeast of Starrucca in the far-northeast corner of the commonwealth.

Lake Winola
A tragic legend. Winola, whose named means "water lily," was a daughter of an Indian chief. Her involvement with a white captive brought dishonor, and once, while looking at her reflection in a lake, she saw an image of her father in war paint. Fresh scalps hung from the chieftain's waist, and Winola recognized the scalp of her suitor, "whiter than the water lilies." Winola threw herself at the reflection, never to surface again.

Lanark
This small spot in the Lehigh Valley takes its name from a village near Glasgow, Scotland.

LaPlume
Some town names in the greater Abington region indicate a people with a taste for finer literature. Glenburn is a name suggested by the novels of Sir Walter Scott; Waverly is itself the title of a Scott work (Waverley). The name La Plume was taken in 1885 by Mrs. Isaac Tillinghast who used "La Plume" as the pen name for her various writings. A more correct term for "pen name" is the French phrase nom de plume (name of the feather/quill/pen), giving evidence of Mrs. Tillinghast's verbal playfulness. Despite being the playful type (and given the illustrious history of Beaver County) it has yet to be established whether Mrs. Tillinghast ever considered using the pen name Le Castor, which is French for "beaver," or whether Mr. and Mrs. Tillinghast preferred to play not with the word but with something more substantial along those lines.

Laporte
Located 45 miles west of Scranton, the town is named for John LaPorte, born in 1798 in Asylum, the haven for French aristocracy (see above). LaPorte seved as a congressman and also as surveyor general of Pennsylvania.

Laquin
This is the town that wasn't content to let Colver (see above) have all the fun when it came to merging names. In the early 1900s, two companies combined operations to take advantage of Bradford county's extensive lumbering opportunities. Together, the Barclay Brothers of Cameron county along with Quinn & Company of Elk county scrunched their names together to form a new enterprise called Laquin.

Larksville
Up until around 1840 or so, people called this area Blindtown, for reasons one can only imagine. The story goes that the name slowly changed after the death of old Peggy Lark, who lived in Blindtown until she passed away at the ripe age of 106.

Lausanne
This is the name of a township located on the Carbon/Luzerne county border in the Weatherly area. The name comes from the capital of the Vaud region in Switzerland, on the shores of Lake Geneva.

Leather Corner
The name comes from a pre-Revolutionary inn that was eventually called the Leather Corner Post, or so it is said. Someone apparently nailed an expensive piece of leather to a post, it was eventually stolen, but just as mysteriously it reappeared in due time.

Lebanon
Known for its awesome Lebanon balogna, word is that the town took its name from the preponderance of cedar trees in the immediate area, calling to mind the "Cedars of Lebanon" from Biblical times, even tracing back to the Phoenician era.

Lehigh River / County
From the Delaware Indian word lechauwekink, meaning "where there are forks." (Forks along rivers and paths of the time were as important as highway interchanges of today.) The name was shortened and anglicized by local settlers, since the original word was a little rough on a white man's tongue. One of the main trails of the Delaware Indian crossed the Lehigh River, and at this point the trail branched off into various forks, giving us the name.

Lemon township
There's hardly a line in this township's history to pique anyone's interest -- or garnish anyone's drink -- short of the fact that Judge Percifer Lemon had a penchant for selling land.

Leroy
Located in Bradford County, the name is sometimes seen spelled as LeRoy. The name was taken in 1835, is French for "the king," and the town would almost certainly extend a hearty welcome to Elvis impersonators. In 1848, a dam gave way near LeRoy in the middle of the night. It had been raining for several days, and a couple residents thought maybe the end of the world was at hand, a theme apparently suggested by a local preacher. Once the rumble of trees and boulders was heard, one prominent resident is said to have exclaimed, "Put on your ascension robes!"

Lickdale (Lebanon county)
A story that's suitable for the whole family (aww, shucks). One of the more prominent Americans of the 19th century was one James Lick, a carpenter, landowner, piano maker, and patron of the arts and sciences. At one time he was the wealthiest man in California. In recognition for his financial support of the scientific community, the Lick Crater on the moon and the asteroid 1951 Lick are named after him. It is unknown, except to the long-deceased Mrs. Lick, whether James played any role in the above-mentioned Big Beaver Lick, but apparently some things in life are better left unsaid anyway.

Light Street
Alternately, and perhaps more correctly spelled Lightstreet, this town near Bloomsburg was named by a minister who once lived on Light Street in Baltimore.

Lititz
Located near Lancaster, the town was named around 1756 by Moravians for a castle in Bohemia (once an independent kingdom, now part of the Czech Republic, sandwiched between Germany and Moravia) that was home to a medieval church connected with that religious denomination. For nearly a century only Moravians could live in Lititz. Later this practice was eased up a bit so that non-Moravians could lease property but still not own it. Rest assured that informed sources have verified that the Moravians were in no shape or form responsible for the gloriously named, but now defunct, Lancaster County town of Puseyville. Fortunately a Puseyville Road still exists near Quarryville, where it is assumed one can quarry for better things than beaver, with or without a posse to chase down the original Mr. Pusey who dignified the area with his name but left behind no mementos from the life and times of Mrs. Pusey (as it were). And how this discussion of Puseyville ever ended up under the heading of Li-TITZ and not Honey Hole is simply one of the great mysteries of life. To make matters even more interesting, a separate Puseyville may have once been located in Clearfield county. One can imagine the postmaster general from a hundred years ago struggling with the choice of which Puseyville to rename, hopefully consulting his wife in this urgent matter.

Little England
A neighborhood of Scranton that got virtually eliminated during the flooding caused by Hurricane Diane in 1955. It was known for British immigrants, or at least that's how the story goes. The neighborhood was located between the Petersburg and Bunker Hill sections. Another extended neighborhood that the floodwaters erased was Scranton's South Side Flats area, a heavily Jewish section once known as Dodgestown and now the home to baseball fields, a shopping center, old factories and flood control projects, but few families. Those of us who are not entirely naive must hold out the remote possibility that Hurricane Diane, a watershed event in Scranton's history, was not purely an act of nature. Given the track record, capacities, and connections to certain technologies in the hands of at least one individual whose career made a sport out of taunting Scranton . . . . well, you figure out the rest. (One federal attempt at weather modification, formerly classified, went by the name of Project Cirrus in 1947. In that year, the military figured out how to use silver iodide to help seed a hurricane that eventually hit the Georgia coast near Savannah.)

Lock Haven
In 1833, Jeremiah Church bought some land adjacent to the Pennsylvania Canal and alongside the Susquehanna River. In a display of self-promotion, Church reasoned that the canal contained a lock and that the river made an excellent harbor, or haven, for rafts. Thus was christened Lock Haven, which of course some locals call Schlock Haven.

Lofty
Drive a few miles down Interstate 81 from Hazleton as you'll pass right near the village of Lofty. At a lofty 1750 feet above sea level, this was once was the highest point along the old Catawissa Railroad, leading to the original name of Summit Station, an important switching point for cars on the line and obviously a point of pride for someone with Lofty intentions for the future of this locale.

Lopez
Located south of Dushore in Sullivan County, the town takes its name from nearby Lopez Creek, whose name origin is not crystal clear. It's been said that around 1816 a man named Lopez provided food and lodging for laborers clearing out a local turnpike (a pay-as-you-go, dirt road that was often impassible in winter and during rainy spells). Another story says that John Lopez was actually one of the laborers on this new road leading westward from what's now the Ricketts Glen area (see below) who met his maker when he got conked by a falling tree. Out of respect, the other workers called the nearby stream Lopez.

Loyalsock (Williamsport area)
The name is a corruption of an Indian word meaning "middle creek," referring to Loyalsock Creek's location between Lycoming and Muncy creeks.

Lungerville (Muncy area)
This pleasant-sounding village came on the scene rather late -- after 1900, in fact, the year Mark Lunger opened his general store. A federal official came into the store one day and asked Mark if he'd like to house the local post office in the store. Mark replied forcefully and vigorously: "Guess so," to which the federal official replied, "You are officially a United States post office." Mark then asked, "What's the name of the post office?" The official spotted the sign in the store that said "Lunger." He thought for a moment and then said, "Lungerville, okay, that's the name of it." Why the federal official didn't ask whether the sign signified a glorified spittoon is a question that historians around the globe may never answer for sure.

Luzerne County
Luzerne, in effect, means "lighthouse." The name honors the Chevalier de la Luzerne, a French nobleman who raised critical funds for the colonial forces at a low point during the Revolutionary War. He later became French minister to the United States from 1779 to 1783. The family name is traced to Luzern, a village in central Switzerland on Lake Lucerne. The village and lake take their names from the prominent lucerna nearby -- French for lighthouse or watchtower. Note that in 1878 when Lackawanna County became a separate entity from Luzerne County, some local businessmen in Wilkes-Borough were so incensed that they stopped talking to their associates in the Scranton area for years to come. Effects of the breakup are still felt today. For instance, some Lackawanna County residents searching for geneological records must sometimes travel to archives in Luzerne County, a good deal of which were ravaged in the 1972 flood.

Lycoming County
The name comes from the phrase "sandy or gravelly creek." The original Lycoming County was quite huge, in fact as large as Connecticut and New Jersey combined. It was later spun off into regions that now form parts of 17 other counties. The current Lycoming County is still the largest in the state, larger than Rhode Island and nearly three times the size of Lackawanna County. The county seat is Williamsport, home to Lycoming College, known to some students as "Camp Lyco."

Macungie
Located near Allentown, the name comes from a Delaware Indian word for "feeding place for bears." Macungie's town logo still features the picture of a bear. A section of East Macungie still shows up on maps as Centreville, so named because every child within a two-mile radius at one time was entitled to a free education.

Mahanoy City
Indians noted the fact that deer congregated at the salt deposits near what is now Mahanoy City. In English we refer to these deposits as licks. The Delaware Indian name for lick is mahoni, hence the transition over time from "Mahoni City" into the present-day form of this Schuylkill County town: Lick City, as it were. The locals have no pretensions of actually being a city; this title was tagged on to differentiate the place from Mahanoy Township.

Manheim
Apparently named by early settlers from Mannheim, Germany, who it seems got a big kick out of dropping 'N's, as in the transition of Hannover, Germany to Hanover, Pennsylvania. The city was named around 1765 by the illustrious Baron Henry Steigel, who wasn't really a baron and didn't even come from Mannheim. He was actually from Cologne, Germany, to the northwest of Mannheim. Steigel was a successful, for a time, ironmaster and glassmaker, though he later died in the poor house. Back in his salad days he gave a parcel of land to a local Lutheran church with but one stipulation: each June they pay back a "rent" of one red rose. To this day, the local Zion Lutheran Church holds a Festival of the Red Rose every June, and the recipient is one of "Baron" Steigel's descendents.

Mansfield
Laid out in 1824 on the field of Asa Mann, resulting for a time as Mann's Field, a spelling that lasted for several years before morphing into the modern form. Quite literally, Mann was out-standing in his field.

Mars
This town near Pittsburgh was named not for the planet but for the god of war, and is located safely away from Venus PA, named ostensibly for the goddess of love. In the same general part of the state we find Lickingville, which reportedly enjoys strong diplomatic relations with Venus, or so it is said. When things are really humming the locals can head over to nearby Climax for a nightcap (as it were).

Matamoras
Like Hazleton, here's another case of a famous misspelling. The town apparently took its name during the Mexican War (1840s), after the American army captured the Mexican city of Matamoros near the border with Brownsville, Texas. That city had originally been named for Mariano Matamoros, a hero of the Mexican Revolution. How the spelling ever changed to Matamoras in Pike County is unclear, but the typo seems to be a common one. A Catholic priest, Matamoros was active in Mexico's war of independence from Spain. After his capture by the Spanish he was defrocked, convicted of treason and then executed by firing squad. Technically speaking, if one could walk to the southernmost point of Matamoras (on Interstate 84, midway over the Delaware River), one could stand in the states of Pennsylvania, New Jersey and New York simultaneously. This also happens to be the easternmost point of Pennsylvania, in a virtual tie, that is, sharing the honors with a speck of land just south of White Horse, New Jersey. The longitude of both locations clocks in at 74.70 degrees west.

Mayfield
Originally known as Glenwood, the area later became Mayville, named for Captain William May, a manager in nearby mining operations. That name changed to the more pleasant sounding Mayfield in 1891, joining Glenburn and Elmhurst as town names chosen to help convey pastoral images. In this regard, Factoryville doesn't quite cut the mustard. At least one other source says Mayfield was once known as Greenwood, but this explanation doesn't hold up as well, and here's why: a Glenwood Street still exists today in Mayfield, and a Greenwood does not. On a related note, if you drive up the newer Route 6 on the eastern side of the Lackawanna Valley (a road known as the Casey Highway, or better yet, the Casey Speedway) as you approach Carbondale (Kar-BONN'-da-lay) you see the sign for Meredith Street. Samuel Meredith was the first treasurer of the United States, and his grandson Thomas owned a good chunk of land in Mayfield and lived in a mansion here, though it eventually burned down. It's said that until 1891, locals were content to consider themselves residents of Carbondale Township. Around that time a few disagreements arose that eventually led to the "erection of the borough," (Thomas Murphy, History of Lackawanna County, 1928) a fairly exciting event to imagine, whether in 1891 or otherwise. One wonders whether the erection of an entire borough would require emergency reserves of Viagra as well as an ambulance crew on hand, not to mention a parade with floats and marching bands and a special appearance by the local Hose Company to kickstart the day's festivities. One also wonders what percentage of male residents would be required to reach a quorum, and whether all must participate simultaneously in this celebration of democracy, and whether the female residents were allowed the full privileges of fulfilling their civic duties (as it were).

McAdoo
Once known as Sailor's Hill and later Pleasant Hill, the town is named for William McAdoo, secretary of state under Woodrow Wilson. Back in the glory days of radio station WARM (before it went down the shoot and out of the loop by moving to the smaller Wilkes-Borough area), the morning announcer would give the fictional baseball score from the previous evening's game between the McAdoo Stompers and the Honeypot Cheaters.

McKeansburg (Schuylkill county)
First built up around 1813 and named for Thomas McKean (pronounced McKane) who strangely held two government posts at once: governor of Pennsylvania and congressman from New Jersey (some say it was Delaware). Despite the public misgivings, he refused to yield either position. A signer of the Declaration of Independence, McKean reportedly once called the people of Pennsylvania "clodpoles" (dolts), a remark he claimed was taken out of context. As Pennsylvania governor he was notorious for periodic temper tantrums and axing personal enemies and replacing them with Republican friends, leading some to suggest he was the "father" of political spoilage in America.

Media (west of Philadelphia)
The name (chosen around 1853) may stem from the city’s central location in Delaware County, since the Latin word for 'middle' is medius. Another suggestion mentions the Biblical area of Medea, spoken about in Isaiah 13:17. The first explanation seems a much more convincing one, unless a deliberate play on words is involved. At least one critic at the time decried the heinous crime of turning the adjective 'medius' into a noun.

Mehoopany
Referred to as "Hoppeny" as far back as 1792, the name means "place of wild potatoes."

Merryall
They say you can feel the effects of rum right to the toes, and the result is felt two centuries later in the name of Merryall, located both in Bradford County as well as the area of New Milford, Connecticut. It was a cold spring day, so it's been said, when these Connecticut settlers popped the cork on the rum, not long before embarking to north-central Pennsylvania where there was enough good cheer left over to name a new town. The event was certainly a merry time for one and all, so much so that a Merryall Road still exists today back in New Milford. If the Pennsylvania settlers had any hint of the future market for real estate along Merryall Road, however, they may have never left and would long ago have ditched the cheap rum in favor of pricey French champagne.

Meshoppen
Indian for "glass beads," referring perhaps to an early trading point where glass beads were accepted as a medium of exchange.

Milford
A ford is a shallow part of a body of water that can be crossed by wading. Prior to the Revolution, the Wells brothers operated a saw mill and a grist (grain) mill near an old ford on Saw Creek, which feeds the Delaware. This ford came to be called the mill ford, and the nearby settlement took on the Mill-ford name after a brief stint as Wells Ferry. Other people say the town's name is borrowed from Milford Haven in Wales, and perhaps both explanations are correct to an extent. At one point in the 1800s Milford had a whopping nine mills powered by water. Milford is one of America's first "planned" communities, patterned roughly after the street-and-alley layout of Philadelphia. Several streets were named after the children of a prominent judge named John Biddis, and the alleys were named after fruit trees and berry bushes found in the area. The planning included allowances for wider-than-normal streets and several public squares. Note that Scranton's streets include the names of most American presidents as well as a wide array of trees. It's been suggested, without verification as yet, that most of Wilkes-Borough's streets are named after NASCAR drivers, various brands of chewing tobacco, and heroes of "professional" heavyweight wrestling on pay-per-view.

Milton
Like Milford, Milwaukee and Miners Mills, Milton takes it named from a local mill and was in fact first called Mill Town.

Milwaukee
This village to the west of Scranton was once known as the rather unglamorous Flickerville, but the name was changed in 1842 to coincide with the opening of a new mill. Local inhabitants celebrated the name-change with great fanfare, and many believed the modern-sounding Milwaukee was now headed for the big time. The precise reason for choosing Milwaukee is uncertain. Perhaps the supposed double-whammy of promoting the "mill" aspect as well as forming a mental association, however tenuous it may seem in retrospect, with the prominence of the well-known Wisconsin city bode well for future success. Or perhaps the town fathers understood Milwaukee as an approximation of the Algonquin Indian name for "good land" (which is always a nice plug for the home team when you're trying to attract new residents). Or perhaps some self-assumed litterateur (one of the most annoying types of people that exist, both then and today), decided to show off their amateur wordsmith skills.

Mingo
Back in the 1820s the construction of the Lehigh Canal was a labor-intensive operation that included black workers who were originally from the Dominican Republic. The old name for that country was Santo Domingo, and thus the old nickname of Mingo for a section of east Allentown.

Minisink
This is the name of an Indian tribe related to the Munsee, with the name meaning 'rocky land.'

Minooka (section of south Scranton)
Minooka might not be derived from an Indian name, and its origin is unclear. Some have linked the word, in convoluted fashion, to something akin to "good land," a la Milwaukee. They claim that mino means "good" and aki means "land," but this explanation seems a speck forced and contrived. And apparently there is no truth to the rumor that a clairvoyant Indian once coined the word as a new expression meaning "land of many Irish bars." For those of you who gravitate toward the "good land" side of the story, apparently the word Minooka resembles the Potowatomi Indian (not native to this region) name for "good land," with an additional connotation of "contentment" as well, a more satisfying explanation that starts to put the icing on the cake (not to mention adding yet one more cheesy cliche to this page). Apparently the name Minooka was first applied to the region around 1792, and at times it was known as Needham's Patch.

Mocanaqua
In 1778, a young Frances Slocum was kidnapped by Delaware Indians from her home near Forty Fort. Raised with the customs and language of the Delaware, Slocum was renamed "Mocanaqua," meaning "little bear," and later married a chief of the Miami tribe. For 59 years her brothers searched for her, only to find her in 1837. By that time she was so accustomed to the Indian way of life she found her brothers’ way of life odd.

Montoursville
Located east of Williamsport, the original settlement here was an important staging ground for Moravian missionaries in the mid-1700s. The Moravians were given the nod of approval by Chief Shikellamy, an intermediary between the bureaucrats in Philadelphia and northern Indian tribes. Crucial to colonist/tribal relations were skilled interpreters, and top-notch ones were few and far between. Enter Elizabeth Couc of Quebec, daughter of a French fur-trader father (though some might dispute this point) and an Indian mother. In fact, Couc's language skills were held in such high esteem that British authorities did the unheard-of: for her interpreting services she was paid the same salary as a man. Her son Andrew later served as a captain and translator for George Washington during the French & Indian war. Elizabeth's first husband was a Seneca Indian named Roland Montour; with her second husband she moved to the area of Pennsylvania we now call Montoursville, leading her native peoples who called this strategic river junction their home. In addition to her language skills, Elizabeth Couc Montour also possessed great skills of communication, helping to soothe the fears of local tribes sensing the dangers of the white man's westward expansion. Because of her influence over Indians, Montour was "much caressed by wealthy people of Philadelphia," so said professor A. H. Espenshade of Penn State in 1925. (She must have been a real hit at late-night parties.) Espenshade added that she was "friendly to whites without losing the respect and confidence of the Indians." Montour's Indian husband, Robert Hunter, was also known as "Big Tree," possibly making him a big hit at parties as well, and which may help explain his wife's calm and content demeanor ;-)
Montour was also apparently a paragon of patience and loyalty, for sometimes the British wouldn't get around to paying her for an entire year at a time, despite attempts by the French to woo her over to their side.

Montrose
Named around 1812 by a local landowner, Dr. Robert Rose, Montrose combines the doctor's name with the French mont, meaning "mountain." The area had previously been known as Hinds' Settlement, after a Captain Hinds who brought his family here from Long Island ten years earlier. In choosing Montrose, Dr. Rose no doubt also had in mind a historic Scottish town of the same name, in which case we'd throw out the "mount" part of the meaning and lean toward the Gaelic "moor on a peninsula." Rose was apparently a charming man. When residents of nearby Brooklyn mounted a campaign to locate the Susquehanna County seat in their town, Rose's personality (and maybe also his wallet) carried the day, and Montrose eventually claimed the prize. Montrose was also active in upholding the rights of Pennsylvania landowners whose claims often conflicted with the deeds of Connecticut settlers.

Moon
Located near Pittsburgh International Airport, the name is said to derive from a crescent-shaped bend in a nearby river. Pittsburgh's airport is truly international; the Scranton/Wilkes-Borough airport is called "international" because the vending machine sells Doritos.

Moosic
Very simply, "Mooseland," until a better explanation appears. More precisely the name means "large herds of moose," and yes, moose could at one time be found in Moosic. The area was once known as Marathon and later Springbrook. The Spike Island neighborhood of Moosic, off Route 502 (Springbrook Avenue), supposedly takes its name from an island off the coast of County Cork, Ireland.

Moscow
Once part of Drinker's Beeches, Moscow is said to be named in the 1830s by Drinker (see above) in honor of some immigrants from the great Russian capital. This popular explanation has yet to be confirmed, apparently, and a good lawyer could start off by asking, "If it were named for Russian immigrants, where are some artifacts, some conclusive evidence?" Regardless, Pennsylvania does display a fair amount of town names taken from prominent European cities, among them Versailles, Berlin, Manchester, Dublin, Belfast, Newry, Sligo, Hamburg, Athens and Rome.

Mountain Top / Mountaintop
This name refers not to a formal municipality but to a region. The area east of Wilkes-Borough was once a section of Fairview township, and the last post office to remain active in the area was known as the Mountain Top post office. (It seems that an old practice allowed postmasters to call the post office by a different name from the municipality it sat in, as with Chinchilla.) Some locals call the area Mountain Top, while others, notably the town newspaper, calls it by the one-word form of Mountaintop.

Mount Carmel
One of many towns and villages whose name was inspired by the Bible. Around 1812 a settler opened a pit-stop called the Mount Carmel Inn on a well-travelled turnpike (toll road). As far as Bible names go, Ephrata and Sharon are but two of several other examples. Appropriately enough, Mount Carmel has been nicknamed the "City of Churches."

Mount Cobb
Asa Cobb came to this area around 1784 and worked the land near what is now Mount Cobb. The gap in the mountain -- for a time called Cobb's Mountain -- leading east out of Dunmore was long known as Cobb's Gap, and Moosic Lake was for years called Cobb's Mountain Pond.

Mount Zion
Located north of Stroudsburg, this name technically refers back to the hill just outside the walls of the old city of Jerusalem. However, Zion was often used as a catch-all term for the entire city of Jerusalem and often for the land of Israel as a whole. Additionally, in older parlance the words 'Jerusalem' and 'Israel' were often used more metaphorically, as in "the great city of God in the sky" or heaven itself, in the sense of the poem Jerusalem by the great British mystic poet William Blake. Given this shade of meaning, the name Mount Zion takes on a similar tone as Promised Land (see below), minus the dose of sarcasm in the latter name. The Zion name appears at various other points on the Pennsylvania map, for instance the town of Zionhill between Allentown and Quakertown.

Muncy
Formed as Pennsborough by four Quaker brothers around 1787, the name was changed in 1827 to commemorate the local Monsey tribe. Muncy was the site of an infamous riot in 1842 between supporters of the slavery movement and their abolitionist foes. Many of the rioters were later convicted of various misdemeanors, but their convictions were overturned by governor David Porter, acting it is said under intense political pressure. For this blatant act of weaseldom, the governor earned the dubious nickname "Previous Pardonin' Porter." Lest we forget, the word "munsee" has been translated as "where stones are gathered together."

Nanticoke
Apparently the town of Nanticoke was an early home of Nanticoke Indians, and the story goes that Nanticoke owed its beginnings to the water power made possible by a nearby falls. The Nanticoke Indians, by the way, known for settling the eastern shore region of Maryland, are sometimes known as "the seashore settlers." At least one other town in this region, Towanda, owes its name to the Nanticoke.

Nanty Glo
Named in 1901 from the Welsh Nant-Y-Glo, or "stream of coal." The word "stream" has also been translated as brook or ravine, but you get the point. Located in the Johnstown area. Also, special thanks go out to Richard Morgan, of Cardiff, Wales. Richard mentions that a village of Nant-y-Glo once existed about 25 miles north of the Welsh capital, in a densely populated coalmining region. He points out the linguistic distinction that Nant-y-Glo can be translated as "a stream flowing over (or adjacent to) coal," or "the coal (or charcoal) stream." Mr. Morgan also mentions that the former Welsh Nant-y-Glo was located near today's village of Bryn-Mawr. (As a youth living near Bryn Mawr street in West Scranton, the humble author of this web page was once asked by a delivery man how to find the street named "Brian Mauer.")

Nativity
A section of south Scranton built around Nativity church. This bit of information in itself is hardly earth-shattering, but it's interesting to note that the area was once called Shanty Hill, most likely because of the "Shanty Irish" (see below) living in the neighborhood.

Nay Aug (Park)
From Naw-yaug, meaning "roaring brook," which now of course passes right through the park. Some people translate it as "noisy water." A section of far-eastern Dunmore, near the present-day Holiday Inn, was also once referred to as the Village of Nay-Aug (prior to this it was known as Greenville). Some people suggest the Nay Aug name was delivered our way by settlers from Connecticut. This assertion does have some merit, as the names Nay Aug and Roaring Brook can still be found in the area of Glastonbury, near Hartford. In fact a Nay Aug tribe may have existed here in the 1600s. Perhaps we can thank our lucky stars that Nay Aug does not come from Greenwich CT, which boasts a neighborhood named Mianus. Comedians have had a field day with this one, asking locals such probing questions as "Is Mianus a big place?"

Nebraska
The best explanation is that this section of Jermyn was named by or for residents who headed west to the state of Nebraska in the 1870s, were disillusioned by what they found, and later returned.

Negro Pond
Found in Wyoming County near Laceyville and once listed on maps as "Nigger Pond," a possible holdover from the days of the underground railroad. The older designation does sound offensive to the modern ear, but in earlier times it probably contained a lesser amount of shock value, similar to Mark Twain's use of the word in books such as Tom Sawyer. In the 1840s, by the way, Wilkes-Barre reportedly had a section called "Nigger Hill."

Nescopeck
Means "black, deep and still water."

Nesquehoning (Carbon County)
Once known as Hell's Kitchen or simply The Kitchen. Means "narrow valley."

New Castle Township (Schuylkill county)
Named after the coalmining city of Newcastle upon Tyne, England. Part of the idea was to turn this Pennsylvania town into an industrial powerhouse just like its namesake city in Britain.

Newfoundland
Here we find the new found land of Daniel Stroud, who along with his father Jacob helped establish Stroudsburg. It's a safe assumption that no one around here confuses the local Newfoundland with the Canadian province which boasts a small fishing village named Dildo. This cheeky little name started appearing on maps as early as 1771. These days the town features an annual Dildo Days every August, featuring music, games, and of course a beer tent, and television crews from around the world have filmed feature stories here. Over the years many people have called for a change of name, but as one resident puts it, "It was good enough for our forefathers, so it's good enough for us." If you're ever looking for a good debate among beer and friends, consider discussing whether the name Dildo can top a now-defunct location along today's Route 29 in Susquehanna County that was known as Butts Corners. The spot may have been located in Liberty Township, which was once referred to as Lawsville until 1836. Perhaps the Butts Corners contingent simply packed up and moved to the oh-so-special place in Tennessee known as Coon Butt.

New Milford
Known as McCarty's Corners in the 1790s, this town 30 miles north of Scranton was first inhabited by settlers from the area of Milford, Connecticut and apparently bears no special relation to Milford on the Delaware River.

Newport Township
Named by setters from Newport, Rhode Island.

Newton
Located to the west of Scranton, Newton was named around 1844 by settlers from Newton in northwestern New Jersey. Other Jersey towns that share Pennsylvania names include Lewistown, Quakertown, Milford, Allentown, Lebanon, and Hamburg. And don't forget, Pennsylvania has a Jersey Shore (but for better or worse, no Newark).

New Tripoli
Located north of Allentown. The name was probably bestowed by one Samuel Ely, a landowner in the early 1800s. At the time, the American navy had just subdued the belligerent city-state of Tripoli on the North African coast. Part of what were called the Barbary States, Tripoli took great pleasure in confiscating American ships and crew, demanding ransom money in lieu of enslavement, particularly for American crew members who were obviously Christian. The local name is pronounced not TRIP'-o-lee, but for some odd reason is called New Trip-OH'-lee, possibly reflecting the strain of individualism which is such a deeply ingrained aspect of the American psyche.

Nicholson
Once known as Thornbottom, the town is named for John Nicholson, Pennsylvania comptroller from 1782 to 1794. A land speculator, Nicholson claimed ownership to some 3.7 million acres covering parts of 39 counties. Due to "unsettled accounts" and charged with using state funds to fuel his devious land deals, Nicholson was nearly impeached and his land reverted to the state. In 1800, this apparent charlatan died in debtor's prison in Philadelphia. Nicholson is home to the famed, and rightfully so, Nicholson Bridge, properly known as the Tunkhannock Viaduct. Whether both a dead body and a stash of gold are buried inside are legends that may never die. Nicholson also contains the old village of Baconville, named for tavern owner Nathan Bacon.

Nippenose township (Williamsport area)
The story behind this one is up in the air, right with someone's nose. One suggestion says the name is taken from the Indian phrase nippenowi, meaning "a warm and genial summer-like place." The other story smells like a fish tale: An old Indian named Nippenose had remained behind in the valley long after it was settled by whites. Apparently his nose had been "nipped" by exposure to the frost, and the rest of the story is fodder for barbershops, taverns, political debates, and most any other place where tall tales are the order of the day.

Nittany
As in Nittany Mountains. The name means either "single mountain" or "protective barrier against the elements."

Nolo
Two explanations exist for this town in southwest PA. The first is that "nolo" is Latin for "I will not," reflecting the standard level of defiance toward established authority that was expected of an early frontiersman. The second explanation also works, since Nolo is located high on a hill where there is "no low ground."

Noodledoosie
Most place-names don't make this list until the explanation is rock solid and crystal clear, or as the British might stay, it's been stamped "Paid in Full." But let's make an exception here given the colorful nature of this place near Ephrata (see above) in the Lancaster area. Some productive orchards exist near here, which once led to the name Fruitville (and note that one possible translation of the word Ephrata is "fruitful;" those Amish really knew what they were talking about). Though the village of Fruitville is gone, thank goodness the road from Lancaster to Manheim is still called the Fruitville Pike. And maybe someday, many centuries hence, an obscure researcher holed up in a lonely reference room may someday put the "Paid" stamp to the story behind the noodle and the doosie.

Normalville
Found in the Pittsburgh metro area, it's so named because it's the home of a state teachers' college, once known as a "normal school." For instance, Bloomsburg, Mansfield and East Stroudsburg Universities (one cringes to call these joints universities) were all at one time "normal schools," designed to expose future teachers to the educational standards, or norms, they were expected to achieve and practice.

Northumberland county
Formed in 1772 and named after the most northern county in England. Its largest towns are Shamokin and Sunbury.

Norvelt
One of the more recent towns to appear on the Pennsylvania landscape. In the years following the great depression, President Roosevelt was a main architect of the New Deal designed to lift Americans by their own bootstraps. One such effort was originally called the Westmoreland Homesteads, a federal housing development in Westmoreland County (greater Pittsburgh area) designed to facilitate home ownership to families that couldn't otherwise afford it. Spearheading the local effort was Eleanor Roosevelt who visited the Homesteads in 1937 -- driving her own car, no less. In her honor, the locals took the last syllables of EleaNOR and RooseVELT and welded together a tribute that will last for ages. If that's not enough acknowledgement for the former First Lady, the Eleanor Roosevelt Banquet Hall still exists in Norvelt today.

Norwegian Township (Schuylkill county)
Early settlers thought its mountains resembled rugged Norway, though the settlers themselves were generally German.

Nuangola
Possibly means "people of the north." Nuangola Lake, south of Nanticoke, is supposedly named after the Indian maiden who drowned there, a story that bears an eerie resemblance to Lake Winola (see above). Both stories resemble the legend behind Winona Falls, south of Matamoras. It's been said that Princess Winona jumped to her death from a cliff overlooking the falls once she learned her tribe declared war on the tribe of her lover. The close correspondence of all three stories suggests the legends are more a matter of a singular Indian myth revolving around the destructive force of love sickness, a theme the ancient Greeks took up on occasion. Although it's shaped more like a heart, Nuangola Lake was originally called Triangular Lake and Three Cornered Pond.

Ohiopyle
The word Ohio comes from the Seneca Indians and means "beautiful river" or "large creek," depending upon who you ask. Originally both the Ohio and Allegheny rivers went by these names, and the Iroquois Indians of upstate New York considered the rivers to be one and the same. The name Ohiopyle (ohiopehhla) is a refinement upon the word Ohio, and it is taken to mean "white frothy water." The town is located south of Pittsburgh. Meanwhile, anyone who buys into the childish delusion there's an actual place called "Wilkes-Barre"/Scranton qualifies as a gomer-pyle.

Old Forge
The mediocre quality of ore in the Old Forge area, once known as Mudtown, led to at least one abandoned forge by the year 1800 (it was built around 1789). A quarter century later, when settlers returned, the community referred to the abandoned works as the "old forge," located near the meeting point of the Lackawanna River and Ascension Brook, possibly near the bridge that leads to Duryea.

Olyphant
Originally named Queen City and Midway City, at least unofficially, the town was eventually named after George Talbot Olyphant, a president of the Delaware & Hudson Canal Company. An obscure legend still persists that there's a hidden treasure or some form of occult mystery hidden within Olyphant. Hints are said to be encoded in the placement of the town's downtown churches and synagogue, the positions of which, if plotted on a map, form the same pattern as the stars in the constellation Orion. The volunteer firemen of Olyphant still go by the name of Queen City Hose Company.

Orangeville and Orange Township (Columbia County)
The names come from settlers arriving from Orange County, New York, which was named in honor of William III (1650-1702) of the House of Orange. William is remembered for hemming in the French and thwarting their ambitions to rule over the entire European continent. His reign marked an era of greater power for Parliament as opposed to a strong-arm monarchy, in addition to sidetracking any Catholic ambitions to control the throne, a development still commemorated by the Orangemen of Northern Ireland. The Oranges of northern New Jersey are also named after him.

Overshot
No self-respecting town in olden times could long survive without a nearby mill or two, and the water-powered sawmill in question apparently overshot or hung over a small stream in Towanda Township, part of Bradford County.

Paint
Takes its name from Paint Creek in the Johnstown area, which in the 1900s attracted artists from miles around who would recreate the picturesque waterfall and gorge.

Palmyra
Located near Hawley, Palmyra basically means "Palm City." It was once the name of an ancient caravan city (now called Tudmur) in central Syria. A desert oasis, Palmyra dated well into Biblical times. In the Book of Genesis, chapter 12, Abraham gathers his family and possessions and begins the journey to the land of Canaan, a trip that took him through four regions whose names now or at one time appeared in Wayne County: Palmyra, Damascus, Galilee, and finally, Canaan. Indeed, if he took a little detour, he might find himself in present-day Abrahamsville. Biblical names are not uncommon in eastern Pennsyvlania. They include Nazareth, Ararat, Bethlehem, and Mount Carmel.

Palo Alto (Schuylkill county)
Formed in 1854, named after the first major battle of the Mexican-American War in 1846.

Paoli
In 1769, a rather famous inn opened here west of Philadelphia, named for General Pasquale Paoli of Corsica. At a St. Patrick's Day celebration around that time, he received the final toast of the night (the 45th, to be precise). Possibly as a reward for his patience, the inn was eventually named in honor of the general, and the town later grew up around the inn. The inn was frequented by the Sons of Liberty, who were inspired by Paoli's attempts to set up a democracy back in Corsica. The Sons, some of whom pulled off the Boston Tea Party, were sometimes called "The Sons of Violence" by the British.

Paradise (Lancaster county)
Some people credit an early settler, Joshua Scott, with declaring that the region "seems like a paradise." Scott later became known for creating early maps of the Lancaster area. A more plausible explanation revolves around French Huguenots (Protestants) who had been driven into Germany for fear of persecution at the hands of the Catholic church. Fearing they'd be tracked down in Germany, many resettled in the New World. Compared to the fears they'd experienced in Europe, the Lancaster area must surely have seemed like a paradise, regardless of the topography. Not all the locals were pleased with the choice of Paradise. Some settlers lobbied for the name Tanawa, after a local Indian chief with whom they'd lived in peace. Others pushed for the name Pequea, which possibly means "straight arrow," giving rise to the eventual Pequea Township (pronounced PECK'-way).

Parsons (section of Wilkes-Borough)
Once known as Laurel Run, Parsons became a station on the Lehigh & Susquehanna line in the mid 1800s. Since the line already had a Laurel Run station elsewhere, a name-change was in order and the honor fell upon Calvin Parsons, a prominent resident.

A patch
This term refers to a settlement of miners huts.

Paxtang
Here's another locality that got kick-started by the presence of several Indian trails that converged at or near one point. Located near Harrisburg, the word comes from a Susquehannock Indian word that settlers pronounced as "peshtank," meaning "still waters." The area was, and still is, in some cases, referred to as Paxton. It was the home turf of a Scotch-Irish vigilante group known as the Paxton Boys, a group who felt that Quaker leaders were a bit too pacifist in their relations with Indians, so they took matters into their own hands, often with reckless and bloody results.

Peach Bottom
Located in York County and named around 1815, the honor possibly goes to the peach orchard of a farmer named John Kirk.

Peckville
Williamsport was once the unofficial lumber capital of the world, but northeastern Pennsylvania also "saw" its share of the lumber industry as well. For many years the Peck Lumber Manufacturing Company contributed heavily to the region's economy. The operation was begun by Samuel Peck of Massachusetts.

Pennsylvania
Our state was almost called New Wales before the name Sylvania was bantered about. It was King Charles II who added the prefix Penn, much to Penn's distaste. Penn gives other indications of being a humble, spiritual man, including this incisive quote taken from The Perennial Philosophy by Aldous Huxley: "There is something nearer to us than Scriptures; to wit, the Word in the heart from which all Scriptures come." Until around 1786, the colony/state of Connecticut claimed as its own territory the entire northern third of Pennsylvania, which in colonial times was known as The Quaker Province. In honor of this former distinction, we can still go to Pep Boys and buy a quart of Quaker State motor oil (which is a fine substitute for wine if you're ever invited to a dinner in Wilkes-Borough and need a quick gift).

Petersburg
This site is still awaiting a strong explanation behind the name of this Scranton neighborhood, which may then shed light on the mysterious origin of Moscow and help explain why the two great Russian cities are represented in our area.

Picture Rocks (Muncy area)
The name of the borough is derived from pictographs left behind by some Munsee Indians who once inhabited the Muncy Creek valley. Unfortunately the paintings on the cliffs above Muncy Creek have long since disappeared. See Standing Stone for another example of pictographs/petroglyphs left behind by the natives.

Pigeon
It is difficult to comprehend how a species of North American bird could number in the billions in the 1800s yet be totally extinct today, a shocking tragedy that highlights the devastation that can happen when we take nature for granted. In the mid 19th century, passenger pigeons by the millions would roost in parts of northwest Pennsylvania, the town of Pigeon included. So many pigeons could be lined up in one tree that the branches would snap. Considered so numerous they were impervious to totally destruction, the passenger pigeon did just that, with the final member of the species passing away in the Cincinnati Zoo in 1914.

Pike County
Named for General Zebulon Montgomery Pike, killed in 1813 at the Battle of York (now Toronto) during the War of 1812. This is the same Pike who, seven years earlier when exploring the western United States, discovered Pike's Peak -- apparently from at least 80 miles away. As a youth, Pike is said to have made several trips through the Pike County region.

Pillow
This borough in the Harrisburg area was originally incorporated as Uniontown. However, when the town hit the big time and got its own post office, it was soon evident that a post office under the name Uniontown already existed. A postal official soon saved the day, substituting the name "Pillow" in honor of General Gideon Pillow. The good general was popular at the time for his military victories in the Mexican-American War. However, it took another hundred years (until 1965, in fact) for voters to formalize the switchover from the name Uniontown to Pillow.

Pittston
Pittston was once known as Pittstown, in honor of Sir William Pitt, the same Pitt as in Pittsburgh. Prior to the American Revolution, settlements along the Susquehanna were considered part of the western frontier and were the victims of scattered Indian attacks. Frequently these attacks were encouraged by Spanish and French agents eager to intimidate the English-born settlers. Pitt was the first to successfully convince the British to commit enough resources to repel the Spanish and the French, and his efforts gained him considerable popularity in the colonies. Pitt, a British prime minister, as was his son, also believed that British lawmakers were too heavy-handed in their dealings with colonists. An important river ferry point after the Revolution, Pittstown later became Pittston Ferry, until eventually both the ferry and the name were dropped. Many ferries plowed the Susquehanna and Delaware in Pennsylvania's early days, leaving us names like Dingman's Ferry on the Delaware, Fisher's Ferry near Selinsgrove, and McCall's Ferry south of Lancaster. As mentioned above, Harrisburg was once called Harris' Ferry, and Milford was once known as Wells' Ferry.

Plains Township
The area was originally occupied by the Wanami tribe of the Delaware Indians, whose chief's name was Jacob. He lived on the level portion of the township near the borough of Parsons, and the name Jacob’s Plains was given to that area, until eventually old Jake was given the heave-ho and nothing but Plains remained.

Plymouth
Named by settlers from Plymouth, Connecticut, which took its name from Plymouth, Massachusetts, which was named in honor of Plymouth, England, home port of the Mayflower and located at the mouth of the River Plym. The local Plymouth was first known as Shawneetown, since the village sat near the site of an old Shawnee community. Others say the borough was renamed Plymouth not so much by transplants from Connecticut but simply as a tribute to the first place the Puritans had touched in the new world.

Pocono
From the Indian (probably Delaware) word pocohanne, meaning "stream between two mountains," and probably referring to the Delaware Water Gap.

Port Clinton
As with Clinton Township (see above), this section of Schuylkill county is named for DeWitt Clinton, the prime shaker and mover behind the Erie Canal. Port Clinton was a terminus of the Schuylkill Canal, serving as a loading point for coal headed toward larger markets. The town is now home to the venerable Port Clinton Hotel, a major stop for stagecoaches on the old road from Sunbury to Philadelphia. It's located on Route 61, which used to be Route 122 until the number was divided in half. Like other inns and taverns in olden times, the guestbook served also as a news bureau where travelers could relay the latest news, possibly even the baseball scores between the McAdoo Stompers and the Honeypot Cheaters.

Port Jervis
Named for John Jervis, a chief engineer of the Delaware & Hudson canal, later to become the chief engineer of the Erie Canal. Jervis also designed and oversaw the construction of the Croton Aqueduct and water system built to serve New York City.

Port Matilda (Centre County)
The port without water. Laid out by squire Clement Beckwith in 1850 and named in honor of his daughter, Matilda. The name may have reflected Beckwith's hope that the town would eventually be connected to the Pennsylvania Canal. The canal never did reach Port Matilda, but at least the railroad did.

Potter County
General James Potter, who made his name in the Revolutionary War, may have never set foot in this part of the state, perhaps to steer clear of the antics of another war veteran, Major Isaac Lyman. Lyman is considered the founder of the county, leaving his first wife in order to settle here. After he remarried, his first wife tracked him down and the lovely trio, it is said, lived within spitting distance of each other ever after.

Pottsville
Named for John Pott, a German whose last name was pronounced "putt," the ramifications of which might leave us with a high school sports team called the Pottsville Putz's.

Promised Land
Now a state park in Pike County, the name originated as a term of ridicule for rocky land that was barely able to support any reasonable degree of agriculture, despite the promises of the shysters who sold the tracts. For this reason an old religious sect known as the Shakers came and went, as did lumbering companies who chopped down most every tree in sight and shipped them off to the shipbuilding yards in Philadelphia. The area has since been replanted with second-growth forests. The poor agricultural conditions have also been attributed to the damage caused by ancient glaciers, and note that glaciers may have also played a role in the history of the area in and around Brooklyn PA (see above).

Prompton
Were the original settlers in the early 1800s prompt in paying their debts and obligations? So says one theory regarding the name origin of this town near Honesdale.

Prosperity
After the first settlers hunkered down here in southwest PA, they did the next natural thing: they wanted their own post office. So in order to encourage postal authorities to locate one here, they presented a glowing report (with not one iota of exaggeration, one would assume) of their village's prosperity.

Providence
The original township in the Scranton area, Providence remained an independent community until its merger with Scranton in 1866. The township was founded around 1770 by settlers from Providence, Rhode Island and quickly became known as a place to fetch a good bottle of whiskey. In its early years, people referred to the area as Centerville as well as The Corners, a name that remains today in the form of "Providence Corners." By 1827 folks outside of Providence often called the place "Razorville," poking fun at the supposed shady horse-trading practices of the ex-Yankees from Rhode Island, not to mention their habit of racing horses on Sundays. In naming the township, the founders (perhaps with Indians on their mind) no doubt sought to elicit all the "divine providence" they could get their hands on. One of the more memorable moments in Providence history was "The Great Blow," a tornado that touched down on July 3rd, 1834. In a matter of a few seconds, it is said, most every home was severely damaged or destroyed. Cattle were lifted in the air. A mad search went on for a baby buried under a collapsed chimney. Fortunately the tot was found under the rubble an hour later -- laughing like nothing ever happened. Another young woman sought refuge in a bed, and after her roof blew off the wind picked her up, bed and all, carrying her "several rods" to a nearby meadow. (A rod measures a little over 16 feet.)

Punxsutawney
Apparently the early settlers were overwhelmed at times by the huge numbers of nearly-invisible gnats that infested the region. The nickname for these gnats or sand flies, as some people called them, was "punkies," a name you'll still find in a good dictionary. So Punxsutawney is merely the "town of punkies."

Puseyville
See Lititz, for God's sake.

Quakake
This town in Schuylkill county and stream in Carbon county come from an Indian word meaning "pine woods."

Ransom
Named for Captain Samuel Ransom who raised a company to defend the Wyoming Valley from the British. Ransom was decapitated in the Wyoming Massacre of July 1778.

Red Lion (York county)
Yet another "tavern town," the place takes its name from the old Red Lion Tavern. The town was famous over the years for manufacturing cigars, and on New Year's Eve the town of Red Lion dispenses with all decorum and drops not a lit-up ball but an oversize cigar.

Renovo
Located in the greater Lock Haven area and apparently noted for its facility that restores and renovates old railroad cars, thus the Latin "renovo" meaning "I renew."

Ricketts Glen State Park
The big story here is that this parkland was once approved for National Park status back in the 1930s, that is until World War II put the kibosh on those plans. This area around the convergence point of Columbia, Luzerne and Sullivan counties was once owned by Robert Ricketts, a colonel during the Civil War era. With land holdings so vast, it took a few decades for Ricketts to even realize his acreage included majestic waterfalls, not even Ganoga Falls that clocks in at a height of nine stories.

Ridgebury
This township in Bradford county was once the name of a farm owned by a Sam Bennett. Sam noticed that many berries grew along the ridges, so voila, the name of his farm was born as Ridgebery, which eventually morphed into Ridgebury.

Ringtown (Schuylkill county)
Different versions of this story exist, but here's the basic low-down: In 1830/1831, somebody's wagon-wheel ring (the kind that holds the wheel together) was stolen from a blacksmith shop. The apparently victim of this scandalous crime, a wealthy landowner nearby, then started referring to the area mockingly as "ring town."

Rome
Located nine miles from Towanda at 41.9 degrees north latitude. Rome, Italy is located at 41.5. A coincidence? One thinks not. Athens, however, located 14 miles away, is hardly at the same latitude as the Greek capital.

Roseto
This town near Stroudsburg is named for the village of Roseto Valfortore in Italy. It was largely settled by Italians employed at the numerous local slate quarries.

Rough and Ready
Located near Shamokin, this village took its name from a California town that was named during the 1849 gold rush.

Rush
This township in Susquehanna county revolves around the illustrious Rush family. Benjamin Rush was a signer of the Declaration of Independence. Rebecca Rush (1779-1850) was one of the relatively few female authors of the period, publishing the novel Kelroy in 1812, which was overshadowed by the war. She possibly went by the pen name "A Lady of Philadelphia." Rebecca's father was a judge named Jacob who should have been born in Dickville (see above) in Luzerne County because of his habit of directing constables to arrest young boys who had the gall to play ball in the streets on Sundays.

St. Clair
The town got its start in 1833 on farmland owned by Arthur Saint Clair Nichols.

St. Johns
Located right near the point where Interstate 80 crosses 81, the name is a result of the Sugarloaf Massacre of 1780. During that skirmish a militia of some 45 men from the Lehigh Valley were ambushed in the Conyngham valley by the British, some British sympathizers (Tories), and members of the Seneca tribe. Afterwards several Moravian missionaries from the Bethlehem area made the northward trek to help bury the dead. It's said they were struck by the natural beauty of the valley and decided to set up shop, albeit a small one, at St. Johns.

St. Nicholas (Schuylkill county)
According to legend, colliery owners Cake and Guise started their operations there on a Christmas Day.

Sally Ann
If only some writers could ever realize how their words might be taken generations down the line. Writing way back in 1926 in his Pennsylvania: A History, George Donehoo (an authority on Indian, er, Native American names as well) laid out the basics regarding this village/settlement. The story dates to around 1791 when forge masters from New York City "penetrated" the wilderness of what later became Berks County. Because the site was far from deposits of "virgin ore," said Donehoo, historians have long pondered what prompted "the erection" of this famed iron furnace that took on the name of Sally Ann. Sally, it seems, was short for Sarah Ann Fisher, wife of Nicholas Hunter who owned a magnificent estate on the grounds of the Sally Ann Furnace, though whether she witnessed the actual erection is a matter that shall be kept under wraps. According to Donehoo, the grounds were "studded" with a prolific growth of huge dogwood trees that formed a unique type of charcoal that proved particularly effective in the manufacture of iron. In terms of the overall history of Pennsylvania, the stoves of the famed furnaces were deemed significant enough to place on display at the State Museum in Harrisburg. At the time Donehoo wrote these charming notes in 1926, ruins of the famed furnace works were still visible, making for a minor tourist attraction. Apparently the erection of iron furnaces using virgin ore in newly penetrated wilderness lands studded with dogwood of prolific growth was such an exciting event to the locals that tradition called for naming the furnace after the founder's wife (as it were). We see similar excitement over in Lancaster county, where the town of Elizabeth was named for the same reason. If only Sally Ann and Elizabeth corresponded over the years and compared notes, we might have quite a steamy romance novel on our hands.

Sayre
There's a certain accepted story dealing with this name: In the 1870s some local developers took a party of railroad men to a nearby hillside to give them a birds-eye view of the town below. All were greatly impressed, it is said, by the beauty and extent of the plain. Robert Sayre, president of the Pennsylvania & New York Canal and Railroad Company commented, "What a magnificent location for a great city." To which one of the developers replied (sensing a killing on the land & housing market?), "If that is your opinion, Mr. Sayre, we will build a town and call it by your name." The deal was sealed at that moment (to which the developers probably thought to themselves, "If you're gonna stroke anything, to hell with the beaver and head right for a wealthy man's ego.").

Schoeneck
Another place-name built on the dialect of the Pennsylvania Dutch, where a "pretty corner" is a scheenous eck, which eventually got morphed into Schoeneck, located in the Lancaster neck of the woods.

Schuylkill
This is not an Indian name but one that comes from the Dutch for "hidden stream." When Dutch explorers first passed the mouth of the Schuylkill River they missed it completely, so later they gave it this name. Dutch-inspired town names are far more common in the New York area, including Peekskill and Fishkill, though the Poconos does feature a Bushkill.

Sciota
It's said this town derived its name from an Indian word meaning "great legs" (river tributaries). Another suggestion is "at the branch" of the river. A third suggestion says the word was actually an Indian name for deer. Regardless, one wonders (if we go the "great legs" route) whether the local Indian tribe applied the word 'sciota' only to rivers :-)

Scranton
A string of names preceded Scranton: Capouse (after Capoose -- father of Winola -- chief of the Munsee tribe, from which Muncy takes its name); Slocum Hollow (which the Slocum family didn't like one bit); Deep Hollow, Unionville, Harrison, Lackawanna Iron Works (heaven forbid); Scrantonia; and almost, but not quite, Armstrong. Named for George and Selden Scranton who came from New Jersey in 1840, bought most of what is now downtown Scranton for the tidy sum of $8,000 and began to smelt iron. The first Scranton in America was John Scranton, a Puritan who landed in Boston in 1637, originally from Guilford, England. As far as current streets go, Monsey and Capouse avenues are located one block from each other, Slocum is a one-block street at an intermediate school in South Side, and Harrison Avenue is one of many streets named in honor of a former president, in this case the one who lasted in office but a month.

Sebastopol
Sebastopol began as a port village along the Susquehanna south of Pittston. Once called Thompson (Thompson Street exists today), the name eventually was changed to commemorate the courage of the legendary Russian port city on the Crimean peninsula. Located on the northern shores of the Black Sea, Sevastopol resisted a 349-day siege during the Crimean War in 1854. Leveled in the battle, Sevastopol soon rebuilt itself and worked its way into the imagination of an America suffering through the throes of the Civil War.

Seltzer
No natural springs are found here in this Schuylkill county village that sports the name of a prominent family from the 1800s.

Shamokin
It's been suggested that the word means "eel stream" or "where the chief lived," but the most likely translation is "where horns are plentiful" or "place of the horn." (No sly comment will be forthcoming at this time, thank you.)

Shanty Irish / Lace Curtain Irish
These terms refer to certain economic classes of Irish immigrants, though the names are slowly going the way of the rotary phone and other antiquities such as Windows 98. The terms probably originated in New England though they have their roots back in Ireland where the shanties would be called "bogtrotters" and the lace curtains might be called "West Brits" for their feigned English demeanor. "Shanty Irish" were simply those who lived in less glamorous housing and couldn't afford the fancy curtains of their better-off Irish co-immigrants. But deeper than that, it also refers to those who were less inclined to give up the ingrained traditions of their homeland, particularly the more family-oriented, less individualistic framework of life combined with a less competitive and materialistic mindset that at times found itself incompatible with either British or American cultural ideals.

Shavertown
See Trucksville.

Shawanese
A speck on the map near Harvey's Lake, it shares the same name as an Indian tribe, similar to Shawnee-on-the-Delaware.

Shenandoah
The most popular explanation is that Shenandoah is an Indian name meaning "sprucy stream." Another says "river flowing alongside high hills and mountains." Still another insists that the name comes from the Shenandoah Valley in Virginia where the meaning would lean toward "daughter of the skies." Yet another translation comes from the Iroquois for "great plains." During its heyday, Shenandoah was known as "the only wild west town in the east," featuring more bars per capita than any other town in America (a distinction that Northeast Pennsylvania as a whole still takes the bronze medal for). It was also a hotbed of activity for the Molly Maguires.

Sheshequin (north-central Pennsylvania)
Means "place of the rattle" (as in the rattle of a medicine man). Eastern Sheshequin is still known by the locals as Ghent, taken from the town in Belgium where the famous treaty ended the War of 1812. Around the same time the articles of peace were signed between the United States and Britain, a Mr. & Mrs. Earl Mastin of the eastern part of Sheshequin, known to be a belligerent and feisty couple, agreed upon their own articles of peace and tranquility, thus prompting a local doctor to call the place "Ghent." Near Sheshequin and Ghent was a village called Hornbrook (also the name of a creek), which some say takes its name from the large horn or tusk of a mastadon, nine feet long, found in the riverbed in 1844. If it wasn't a mastodon, it was from a pair of deer’s horns found embedded in a tree near the creek at an earlier date.

Shickshinny
Situated along a scenic strip of Route 11, midway between Nanticoke and Berwick, Shickshinny is named for nearby Shickshinny Creek. The word means "five mountains," as five mountains converge near here: Newport, Knob, Lee's, River and Rocky Mountains. However, other people insist that the correct origin is a corruption of the Munsee word schigi-hanna, which means "fine stream," and this explanation does seem plausible. Others suggest the word stems from an Algonquin term meaning "turkeys aplenty."

Shohola
Founded in 1772, the name means "place of peace."

Sinking Spring (Reading area)
The area got its name from the large number of underground streams in the vicinity, some of which carve out the limestone and form sinkholes. One spring in particular seemed to rise with considerable speed and force, only to sink again almost immediately, and thus the inspiration for the name.

Skinners Eddy
Darned, there's no excitement to this name at all. Located near Laceyville, the community was named after Ebenezer Skinner, a tavern owner. An eddy, you'll recall, is an area an a stream or river where the currents get wacky, sometimes forming a whirlpool.

Slippery Rock
There are several versions of the "Slippery Rock" saga, so take your pick. Some folks believe the matter boils down to a particular kind of moss, which when combined with the clay and silt washing over it creates the "slippery rock" in the nearby creek. Some say George Washington was fleeing natives in the area and chose to dash across the Slippery Rock Creek to safety. The pursuing Indian lost his footing on the rocks and misfired his gun, and the father of our country was spared. (Apparently the story has some truth to it, though the episode occurred elsewhere. It's also been said, with a good degree of authority, that angels themselves helped stop bullets during the Revolutionary War.) Another legend suggests that the creek was named during the French & Indian War. As a British commander led his forces down an Indian trail and across the creek, his horse fell on a large smooth rock, severely injuring the officer. As a result, the soldiers then christened the stream Slippery Rock (which local college students still call by a slightly different name, one that rhymes, ha ha). However, a strong explanation comes from a William Ralston who graduated from the college in 1901 (Early History Along the Slippery Rock). According to Ralston, the name of the stream reflects the fact that the water at the spot had a peculiar texture. Further, the stream contained many riffles (shallow, stony areas) and the combination led to rocks that collected slime rather easily (Dan Flood must have swum there), sometimes an inch thick at a time. Wrote Ralston, "sloping ice or soft soap was scarcely as slippery."

Smiley
Located southeast of Gibson in Susquehanna County. Once known as Smiley Hollow, this village name honors an industrious shopkeeper named John Smiley. His Smiley Hollow Inn, built in 1837, is now a bed and breakfast. Smiley was known as an innovative merchant who was lenient with his credit terms, thus attracting farmers from miles around to his store located on the old road to Newburgh, which in itself guaranteed a fair share of business until it was displaced by the railroad.

Snowshoe
Snowshoe sits not far from the geographic center of Pennsylvania. In 1773, local surveyors found a snow shoe hanging from a tree limb here, not far from the site of an abandoned Indian camp.

SNPJ
After the neo-ghost-town of Centralia, SNPJ is about as small as a borough gets, clocking in at some 15 residents by most recent count. The name is an acronym for Borough of Slovenska Naroda Podporna Jednota (Slovene National Benefit Society), which provides group insurance coverage and other benefits to its members. The area of SNPJ is actually the recreation grounds of the organization, located elsewhere in Pennsylvania. However, when the borough was formed in 1977, the governing township (North Beaver) was a "dry" region that restricted the sale of alcohol, so the town fathers got around this onerous burden by setting up their own town. The mini borough is located in Lawrence County on the Ohio border, named after the USS Lawrence which gained fame on Lake Erie in the War of 1812.

The so-called "Wilkes-Barre"/Scranton Airport
Picture if you will this pathetic scenario repeated Sunday after Sunday in a Wilkes-Barre church: Mass starts at 9 a.m. Without fail, whenever they were in town, Dan Flood and his wife strut down the center aisle at precisely 9:02, disrupt the mass and take a front-row seat so everyone can see them. THIS is the story of the so-called "Wilkes-Barre"/Scranton airport in a nutshell. Several forces have combined to create this monstrosity of a name, the only airport in the world named backwards and one that the Scranton Times-Tribune on its editorial pages have called "a clunker." On the surface, most of the damage was done by congressman Dan Flood, who finally got bounced out of Washington as a result of kickbacks and other forms of chicanery. In his heyday, Flood was a member of the so-called "College of Cardinals": the 13 highest ranking members of the house appropriations committee. According to the New York Times, Flood used his influence there to halt construction of the federal interstate highway system until planners rerouted it through Wilkes-Barre. According to the Times, Flood also used his influence to bounce Pentagon staff up and down like toy soldiers in order to get what he wanted. According to Time magazine (2/20/78), Flood also enjoyed strutting around in satin-lined capes, a mark of a self-absorbed, childish personality that he was. Flood also had a history of tying obscure riders onto House bills, practically in the middle of the night when no one was looking. It is such a rider that probably led to the ultimate compromise of our area's integrity: an airport name that follows no national or international standard in its arrangement. After the airport was built in 1947, local people would logically refer to it as the "Scranton Airport." When Flood heard this he would go ballistic, saying "It's the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Airport, by act of Congress!" (By compromising the integrity of Congress, if one wishes to tell the truth about it, as well as the inadvertent tipoff that he was solely responsible.) Apparently Flood cared little that Joe McDade's father donated 122 acres of land from his Heidelberg Coal Company to make the airport project work, at a time when other coal companies were flipping the bird to the deal. A second force at work was the service-to-self mindset of the Wilkes-Barre powers-that-be, as exemplified by how they tried to rig the Pennsylvania state constitution when Lackawanna County tried to break away nearly a century earlier. A service-to-self mindset thinks only of itself, in irrational fashion, and like an infant thinks the world revolves around itself. This mindset reappeared when Bob Casey gave the arena project to the Wyoming Valley, and in an about-face from the regional tone Casey tried to set, the arena board double-crossed the governor, bulldozing its way into naming the sports teams "Wilkes-Barre"/Scranton, instead of more mature and regional names such as Pocono Penguins and Pocono Pioneers. The scenario has played out perfectly for them, as locals have often dropped the "Scranton" part, calling the teams just "Wilkes-Barre" Penguins, etc. This was their intention from the start. This kind of mentality is unthinkable in the Scranton region, where the "Wilkes-Barre" end of the name would never be dropped. These patterns demonstrate that as crude as it sounds, the Scranton area is far more mature and evolutionarily advanced than its neighbors to the south, who flip out like spoiled children when you tell them the airport is named backwards. Once the backwards switcheroo is complete, the Gulcho-O-Centric mindset then likes to remove the Scranton element altogether. For instance, radio station WARM on its talk shows went as far as saying eventually "If you live in Wilkes-Barre/Wyoming valley, the number to call is . . . Anywere else, call..." Anywhere else? How about the city that made WARM and Magic 93 and such what they are? Now it's virtually eliminated. Such is the power of self-delusion: a town is repeatedly listed before the city. Go figure. For instance, it's profoundly pathetic to listen to WARM broadcast a Pioneers game, what with the announcer, slobbering over a minor league indoor football team for God's sake, continually referring to them as "Wilkes-Barre, Wilkes-Barre, Wilkes-Barre," as if Wilkes-Barre could have concocted the arena project on its own. (This is the same nasal-voiced announcer who "redefined" the calling area for WARM's talk shows and offered NO critical discussion of the arena project, in contrast to a radio journalist with integrity, Fred Williams, who told the truth so much that the Wilkes-Borough town elders drove him out of town despite his high ratings, much higher than the incurable Gulcher/bore of a talkshow host down at WARM. Perhaps they were incensed when Williams laughed out loud, on the air, about the backwards airport name.) But from a Wilkes-Borough point of view, this is the definition of regionalism. However, when one reads about the payola scandals of the last couple years and the settlements offered up by chains such as Clear Channel and Citadel, the long term trend is apparent: in order to regress into the garbage that passes for commercial music today, these stations had to gravitate away from the Scranton area into the land where "revered" politicians violate the sacred space of the Sunday mass. This gravitation was made possible by -- and occurred under cover of -- the local media market also being named irrationally backwards, a direct result of the backwards airport fiasco and possibly another compromise of a federal agency, the FCC, at the hands of Flood. Bottom line, when you hear a radio station say they're located in "Wilkes-Barre"/Scranton, you're hearing an example of stealth Gulch-O-Centrism justified by Flood's backroom scummery. For instance, this infantile behavior was once exemplified by the sorry-assed Barry Finn, the old weatherman on WYOU, a Wyoming Valley resident who referred about five times per minute to the forecast for the "Wilkes-Barre/Scranton area," repeated so frequently it was obvious he was running his agenda at the expense of the station's credibility. The tragedy is, each time these media outlets talk about some imaginary region called "Wilkes-Barre"/Scranton, they're pile-driving their integrity so deep into the ground that it will take generations to recover. We live in an information era when we go to college to learn how to think with precision and rigor, but on the other hand, we're supposed to accept the malarkey that the airport is named backwards, under the pretext and pretense that some logic dictates that a town half the size of Scranton is listed first. No logic prevails, it's all childish grandstanding initiated by a legislative sleight-of-hand induced by an attempt at geo-cultural hegemony based on an inferiority complex -- or in other words, overcompensation carried out with the reckless vehemence of a jihad. The only proper response is to laugh at it when it pokes out its redneck head, just as one would laugh at someone who passes off false credentials on their resume. To wit, to make the lazy intellectual leap that somehow, just because the airport was corruptly named backwards, the entire region is now named backwards, it's a bit like a high school kid telling a college student what courses to take. It's laughable and sad at the same time. The third element at play here is the general trending of all mankind away from the service-to-self space, a trending noticed when Lackawanna County began its quest for independence. You can see it in your own life if you have any degree of service-to-other in you, where the mature gradually pull away from the immature, and the childish ones are stranded all by themselves, crying that no one is paying attention to them any more. That's pretty much the position of current Wilkes-Barre, where visitors soon realize the dog is all bark and no bite, the self-assumed emperor has no clothes, and no one need pay attention to the (impotent) man behind the curtain who walks down the church aisle two minutes late just so he can be the laughable Big Kahuna in the satin-lined cape. His message to the Wyoming Valley is clear: If you can't earn a space, you steal it.

The so-called "Wilkes-Barre"/Scranton International Airport
The inaccurate tag "international" on the airport name is yet another example of the pathetic steps that Dan Flood and Wilkes-Borough have been willing to take in order to boost up their fragile egos and mislead others in the process. According to federal guidelines, any airport with some form of "international" travel qualifies for additional subsidies for FAA operations, capital support and other purposes. Back around 1975, Flood took advantage of this loophole and strong-armed a Canadian airline to run a flight a week into The Only Airport in the World Named Backwards. For an airport that can barely support a steady stream of commuter traffic and goes through new airlines like water, a weekly flight to Canada is even more preposterous than naming the semi-pro hockey and indoor-football teams backwards. It's pure pork, and the Canadian airline most likely flew at 99% vacancy. But the minor league airport now qualified for "international" status -- and additional subsidies through the feds. The international landing rights status has been in effect since 1975, and as you can see it is based on a lie, as is the rest of the airport name. It's been years since any empty flight departed for Canada, by the way, though the occasional drug-run to Columbia has been well-documented. Jerking around the financial integrity of the United States was one of Flood's favorite pastimes. In the same year the airport name took on the assinine "international" tag, thus making it a double lie (the town seal of Wilkes-Borough should say "Once Is Not Enough"), Flood bypassed the Department of Health, Education and Welfare which denied federal funds for an expansion of Philadelphia's Hahnemann Hospital. The additional $65 million would build a 20-story addition. Flood said "screw you" to HEW by attaching a stealth grant for the hospital to an unrelated federal anti-poverty bill. This shady act, by the way, started to gain Flood the kind of national attention he'd rather do without, and it was the beginning of the end for him, leading Time magazine to suggest he delivered more to Wilkes-Borough "than reason permits." Said Time on November 20th, 1978, "For a brief period in the 1970s, beginning with the expurgation from government of the Watergate gang, Americans flirted with the idea of demanding personal morality in high places. (With the reelection of Dan Flood) that rush to morality may be ebbing." It's curious that Flood, author of the Airport of the Double-Lie (the name is backwards and it ain't international) was booted out of Washington on the double charge of bribery as well as lying about it. And the stealth attachment to an unrelated House bill? Well, how do you think the airport got its backwards name in the first place?

South Canaan
See Waymart.

Standing Stone (Bradford county)
The magnificent Standing Stone, sometimes referred to as the "Oneida," was about six inches square and stands 14 feet high. It sat at the confluence of the Juniata River and the Standing Stone Creek in Huntingdon. It's believed to have marked the cross-waters point of the two streams, for both Indians and pioneers alike, for they often met at the stone to trade goods, information, and possibly the latest tips on the racehorses at Belmont. When the first European visitors arrived at the creek's mouth, they reportedly found an Indian camp whose lodges were arranged in a circle, centered by the stone which was covered with petroglyphs. Perhaps one reason for circling the stone was the protection it afforded, for legend warned that if the stone were ever moved the tribe would meet its demise. When the Indians left they took the stone but of course not the name. More than one tribe may have featured such a stone, but the one at Standing Stone remains the most famous.

Starrucca
Founded in 1818, the name means "junction of waters." Located near the far northeast corner of the state, the town features the monumental railway bridge known as the Starrucca Viaduct

Steene
This hamlet in Wayne county probably no longer exists, but it was once a rail stop number 16. Perhaps the train passed through the village boundaries so quickly there wasn't enough time to pronounce the full word "sixteen."

Sterling
Did the earliest settlers wish to convey the sterling qualities of the residents? Did a silversmith once live here? Whoever is the first to determine this name-origin beyond a reasonable doubt wins a McDonald's Happy Meal, minus the silverware, courtesy of this web page. Located off Interstate 84, southwest of Lake Wallenpaupack.

Stroudsburg
In the summer of 1778, Stroudsburg became a haven for survivors of the Wyoming Massacre (a vicious showdown between American settlers and British/Indian forces loyal to the crown). Two years earlier, Colonel Jacob Stroud had bought some land tracts and built a stockade here. The stockade, known as Fort Penn, provided protection for the former Wyoming Valley settlers, a gesture that helped cement the fatherly status of Colonel Stroud. The surrounding area was also once known as Fort Hamilton, built by Pennsylvania authories for the same reason as Fort Penn. Stroud's son Daniel later became somewhat of a real estate agent. On lots that he sold he wisely insisted that houses be set back 30 feet from the street.

Sturges
A tiny spot located north of Peckville, the honor goes to Edward Baker Sturges, a Connecticut lawyer who moved to Scranton in 1869. He was a developer of Scranton's trolley system which led to the nickname "Electric City." A little-known, non-residential Sturges Avenue still exists just west of North Washington Avenue, near the Scranton Prep School.

Sugarloaf
A sugarloaf is simply a pile of refined sugar in the shape of a cone. The word was much more common a century ago than it is today. Sugarloaf Mountain is the cone-shaped hill, more technically a monadnock, that seems to rise out of nowhere, reaching a height of 500 feet right in the middle of the Sugarloaf Valley, site of the town of Sugarloaf. Lying to the west of Interstate 81, north of Hazleton, the Sugarloaf Valley ranks among Pennsylvania's most scenic.

Sugar Notch
Named by settlers from New York and New Jersey who found sugar maple trees in the notch -- or gap -- of the mountain there. The "Sugarnotch Shuffle" was an imaginary dance created by the talented Terry McNulty of radio station WARM, who was later dumped and replaced by announcers of far less talent, probably because he didn't come from the Wyoming Valley and had the gall to come from the more sophisticated Scranton area and thus posed a threat to their ego. Formerly regional stations such as WARM, centrally located at the time in Avoca, were once staffed primarily by individuals strongly inclined to serve the community as a whole. This inclination reflected itself in stratospheric ratings similar to those enjoyed by Channel 16 today, which at the time was the unofficial "cousin" of WARM, with similar locations and mindsets. Gradually these radio stations saw their staffing gravitate heavily toward a self-centered Wyoming Valley point of view, basically because the more intelligent staffers actually had a life and moved elsewhere in their careers. The Wyoming Valley staffers then started to close ranks as if forming a protective ring with their stagecoaches, forcing out the more intelligent employees who did not subscribe to the point of view that Wilkes-Borough was the center of the universe. Once the deck was stacked this way, few if any level-headed, regionally thinking employees were ever hired again; they were effectively boxed out. For instance, the talk show hosts now broadcast from a Wyoming Valley point of view, making them totally irrelevant to anyone possessing more than a high school education. Former Scranton mayor James McNulty, a former talk show host at WARM, was actually told point blank by gulch-oriented station management that his show was "too Lackawanna county." (This is redneck-speak for "You operate with an intelligent, regional point of view, not a regressive Wilkes-Barre-centric point of view. Therefore you make us feel very uncomfortable, so there's the door.") The irony was, once the station moved out of the loop to Wilkes-Borough, folks in Lackawanna County were pretty much ignored, even though it was the Lackawanna County end of the region that created the space for the old glory days of WARM. The attitude of gulch-centered management was "We can do it ourselves." Unfortunately for them, history has demonstrated they cannot. Once the box-out was nearly complete, the stations gave up all pretense of regionalism and actually moved a Scranton/Wilkes-Barre radio station to the town of Wilkes-Borough, under cover of and justified by the backwards name of the media market, completing their transition into social irrelevance. Once again we see it demonstrated that the honor-and-integrity path of regionalism, as demonstrated by Bob Casey when he unwittingly handed over the arena project to service-to-self forces, can't turn a blind eye to the Wilkes-Borough path of regionalism, which is to stack the deck to such an extent that the messy notion of integrity will never become a factor.

Sullivan County
Sandwiched between Wyoming and Lycoming counties on the way to Williamsport, this one is named for major general John Sullivan of the Revolutionary era. The general was known for his infamous Sullivan Expedition that ruthlessly cleared thousands of Iroquois, under direct orders from George Washington and partly as a response to the Wyoming Massacre, out of upstate New York. In the process, Sullivan pushed his own army so hard that horses dropped like flies, leading to the town name of Horseheads, New York. As a military commander, Sullivan's record was somewhat lackluster, perhaps because he exhibited a pronounced affection for the bottle, though he might feel right at home at the bars and pubs on Sullivan Street in Greenwich Village, Manhattan, which is also named after this half-crazed general.

Sunbury
Sunbury earned a line in the nation's history in 1883 when Thomas Edison began operating the world's first three-wire central electric lighting station here. Edison was drawn to Sunbury because of its cheap and abundant energy resources, but local residents apparently weren't so drawn to Edison; many locals were simply afraid to walk near the electric wires. Sitting at the point where the west and north branches of the Susquehanna converge, Sunbury dates back to 1772 and shares its name with the city on the Thames, southwest of London. The word literally means "city of the sun."

Susquehanna
From sisquehanne. 'Sisku' means mud and 'hanne' means river, thus "muddy river." Settlers may have first heard the word used by natives during a heavy runoff. On some early maps the spelling "Sasquehanna" can be seen. The Indian word 'hanne' bears no relation to the current word 'hayna,' used chiefly by residents of Hayna-Gulch (Wilkes-Borough), who believe their town extends from Binghamton to Philadelphia and from the New Jersey line westward to Ohio, a holdover from the inflated imaginations of Connecticut authorities who once believed their land holdings extended clear to the Pacific. Delusions die hard. "Susquehanna" has also been translated as "long reach river," "crooked river" and "great bay river," though the only thing really crooked was congressman Flood who lived near it, at which point the river temporarily becomes the Susque-hayna.

Swoyersville
Named for John Henry Swoyer, who operated two coal breakers there. In the 1950s, voters in Swoyersville put the issue on the ballot to remove the ‘s’ and return the name to its original form. As a result of the vote, the ‘s’ remained. Some residents still insist on calling the place Swoyerville. Contrary to the reputations earned by other coal executives, John Henry Swoyer goes down in history as a gentleman who actually treated his workers well.

Tamanend
Named for the wise old soul of an Indian chief, Tammany/Tamanend, who formed a treaty with William Penn in 1694. Unlike his European counterparts who considered Indians savages and animals, Penn tended to treat them as equals, and Chief Tammany of the Delaware tribe returned the favor. Both men publicly expressed their desire for Indians and white settlers to co-exist amicably for generations to come. Such was the influence of Tammany's wisdom-in-action that a movement was set afoot in Revolutionary times to make him the patron saint of America, and early calendars depict May 1st as Tammany Day, spearheaded by groups such as the Tammany Society of Philadelphia and New York. Tammany's name was eventually the inspiration for the New York political machine known as Tammany Hall, the hall itself referred to by New York politicians as "the wigwam." Closer to northeast Pennsylvania we see a village called Tammany Flats located in Damascus Township, Wayne county.

Tamaqua
An Indian name for "beaver." Tamaqua Creek is sometimes called "Beaver Creek."

Tannersville
Most likely the location of an old tannery, as was Gouldsboro.

Tatamy
Found in the Easton area and named after Moses Tatamy, a Lenape (Delaware) Indian. Displaced from his native New Jersey, Tatamy was given land in Northampton County by the Penn family, who probably valued his services as both a friend and a translator and wished to maintain the cooperative, Quaker tradition set forth by their patriarch, William Penn. After Tatamy's death the land transferred to William Allen of Allentown fame.

Taylor
Once known as Taylorville, it was named for Moses Taylor, the famous check writer from New York. Among his many endeavors, Taylor was a major Union financier during the Civil War. One of the richest Americans of the era, he donated $250,000 to open Moses Taylor Hospital to serve workers of his railroad (the DL&W) as well as his iron and coal workers.

Temple
The sign on the old hotel in the Reading area said, "Stop at Solomon's Temple." The owner's first name was Solomon, and for awhile the region itself went by the name of Solomon's Temple.

Texas Township
Found in Wayne county, the excitement began not long after the Mexican-American War (1846-48), when the state of Texas gained its independence. Texas Township thus joins Matamoras as towns whose name origins trace back to this episode in American history.

Thompson
Named for the Scotsman William Thompson. If you spell it as Thomson (either the Susquehanna county town or William's last name), you're not entirely incorrect, for it seems acceptable either way in this case.

Thornhurst Township
One of the most recent name-changes to appear on this list. After Lackawanna County broke away from Luzerne in 1878, Buck Township was split in half. The Lackawanna portion of the township now became Lehigh, which drove the postal service nuts because a Lehigh Township already existed in Wayne County. So in 1996, Lackawanna's southern township of Lehigh became Thornhurst. Early Buck township was known for its swamps, taking on the name "Great Swamp" and "Shades of Death," (see Hickory Run in this regard) prompted by the quagmire it created for escapees from the Wyoming Massacre of 1778. An early resident here was one Justice Simonson, circa 1850, who lived to be nearly 100 years old and made the 15-mile walk to Wilkes-Barre well into his mid-90s. Even more fascinating, this swampland was once the center of one of the great early land swindles in American history. Known as the "City of Rome" project, charlatans in 1810 finagled several wealthy Philadelphians to purchase land in the area. Even before construction of cabins or buildings, a "president" and 18 "councilmen" were elected to lead the great city, that is until the scheme was exposed by attorney Charles Miner writing for the Wilkes-Barre Gleaner. Said one historian of times past, the so-called "City of Rome" was fit only for "reptiles and beasts."

Throop
Spun off from Dickson City and named around 1894 for Dr. Benjamin Throop, a real estate investor and the Lackawanna Valley's first physician. It's been said that Dr. Throop was drowning in debt until he enlisted in the army as a Civil War surgeon and his debts were temporarily put on hold. In 1911, some 72 miners were killed in a fire at Throop's Pancoast mine, one of the worst mining distasters in this part of the state. Streets named Pancoast/Pancost still exist today in Throop and Dickson City. Dr. Throop eventually founded Lackawanna Hospital, later to become Scranton State General Hospital, now the site of a veteran's home. (Note that Time magazine of February 20, 1978 hints strongly, if you put the pieces together correctly, that congressman Dan Flood [Slimeball-PA] used his tainted influence to steer the Veteran's Administration hospital, earmarked for Scranton, to his home turf of Wilkes-Borough.) Also note the spooky coincidence that there's a Throop Street in Dunmore as well as a Dunmore Street in Throop. In a Buddhist monastery this could serve as an effective koan designed to blow one's mind and achieve nirvana, similar to wondering why we can drive on the parkway and park in the driveway.

Tioga County
Founded in 1792. Named after the Tioga River, now the Chemung, taken from the Indian word meaning "our gateway" or "at the fords" or something that combines the meaning of the two. The gateway was the confluence of the Chemung and Susquehanna, leading from the Delaware lands of the south to the Iroquois lands to the north.

Tobyhanna
Named for its proximity to Tobyhanna Creek whose banks are lined with alder trees. Tobi is an Indian word for alder, and hanna means stream.

Torpedo
Townfolk say a horse-drawn wagon carrying nitroglycerine got stuck in the mud at railroad tracks here in northwest PA back in 1883. The nickname for such a load was a torpedo, and when a train hit the wagon the locals got to see first-hand how accurate the nickname 'torpedo' really was.

Towamensing Township
Found in Carbon County and meaning "uninhabited country." However, it is not true that towamensing also refers to the space between Paris Hilton's ears.

Towanda
From a Nanticoke Indian name tawundeunk, meaning "where we bury the dead" or "from here our great dead are resting." Nanticoke rituals included burying the bones of the dead in sacred grounds. Once called Meansville, Towanda takes its name from the nearby Towanda Creek.

Tower City
Named in 1868 for its founder, Charlemagne Tower Sr., whose son later served as ambassador to Germany. The elder Tower was a crafty lawyer who attempted to buy up a large swath of land in the Schuylkill county area with the intention of making a killing when it came time to lease or sell the land to mining companies and other industrialists. He succeeded partially, often operating behind dummy names, which perhaps trained his son well for the complexities and subtleties of handling the job of diplomatic envoy to a major European power.

Transfer
You'll find this town, or what's left of it, near the Ohio line. At one time in our country's history the space between the rails of train tracks was not standardized. Some rail companies featured what was called "narrow gauge" which were incompatible with trains designed for wider "broad gauge" lines. When broad-gauge tracks met up with narrow-gauge, the train would have to stop and workers would transfer freight onto the next train. Transfer, Pennsylvania was a spot where two such lines met: the Erie Railroad met up with the Erie & Pittsburgh at this point, and the gauges of the two lines were simply incompatible for further travel by either.

Tremont (Schuylkill county)
French for "three mountains."

Tripp's Park
Nowadays relegated to nickname status in West Scranton, Tripp's Park is named to honor one of Scranton's first settlers, Isaac Tripp, who arrived around 1788. Because of his real estate dabbling, Tripp earned the nickname "Squire." His Tripp Homestead still exists today in the Tripp's Park section, built on what at the time was referred to as "Capoose Meadows." Prior to the Wyoming Massacre, Indians had abducted Tripp's granddaughter, Frances Slocum. Tripp travelled to the Forty Fort area to help investigate, but unfortunately turned into one of the victims himself. Curiously, Tripp Street is located over a mile to the north, outside of Tripp's Park, which never ran further south than Cemetery Street, which today is known as West Gibson Street (adjacent to the boneyard known as Cathedral Cemetery). Cemetery Street formed the western boundary of a self-named (and overly so) neighborhood informally called "Farr's Ideal Home Sites," and Farr Street still exists here. Around 1899, John Farr became the speaker of the Pennsylvania house. (For trivia buffs, another "former street" in West Scranton is the old Chestnut Street, which today goes by the name of St. Frances Cabrini Avenue. And down by the South Side Lanes one can still see the street sign for South Wyoming Avenue, which hardly a soul is still aware of.)

Triumph Township
You can imagine the jubilation and thus the "triumph" of local settlers once they struck oil here in the 19th century.

Troy
Not only did our founding fathers have a healthy fascination with beaver, they also seemed to have a fondness for city names from antiquity, among them Troy, which was formerly known as Augusta. Early residents of Augusta/Troy, in Bradford county, received their land-deeds from Connecticut authorities. Before long, they realized they had to buy the land a second time -- from Pennsylvania authorities. Because of the difficulty of traveling around the county, Troy was once a co-county-seat with Towanda.

Trucksville
Named for early resident William Trucks (possibly spelled Trux), a veteran of the Revolutionary War. Trux's son later (1813) sold nearby land to Philip Shaver, for whom Shavertown takes its name. It appears Shavertown was once known as Bloody Run, reputedly because the main drag featured a number of butchers.

Tulpehocken township
Found in the Reading area, the name comes from an Indian word meaning “the land of turtles.” Locally it's not uncommon to see delivery trucks for Tulpehocken spring water, bearing the image of a tribesman in full-feathered headgear.

Tunkhannock
Some tribes used a word to denote the smaller of two converging streams, and the word was tankhanne and/or tankhanna. The tank-hanne in question here is the adjacent Tunkhannock Creek, which converges with the Susquehanna River.

Two Lick Valley
If it takes two to tango then it certainly takes two to lick, whether the festivities occur at the Two Lick Reservoir, Two Lick Creek or Two Lick Lake, all of which spice up the life of Indiana County, but nowhere near as much as at the Two Lick Valley Social Center which features a pancake breakfast every Wednesday (complete with syrup and Redi Whip?). And if two licks aren't enough, one needn't travel far to find the lovely little town of Black Lick.

Ulysses
Don't expect a James Joyce connection, but look way back to The Odyssey for the inspiration behind this town name in Potter County. The assumed author of this epic Greek poem was Homer, who also has a town named for him in the same county, as does the Greek mythological figure Hector (township).

Upper Mahantongo Twp.
This is not the best place in Schuylkill County to fetch a McDonald's 99-cent hamburger, for the name means "where we had plenty of meat." Sometimes spelled Mahantango (an Indian rain dance it is not) and sometimes translated as "good hunting grounds," note the similarity to nearby Mahanoy City. Mahantongo is also the name of the street in Pottsville where one finds the Yuengling Brewery, the Yuengling Mansion, as well as the home of famed novelist John O'Hara.

Ursina
This village near Johnstown was named in 1868 by the ever-so-clever judge William Bear. You see, 'ursina' is Latin for "of a bear."

Vandling
This is not a slam against the fine residents of this town near Carbondale, but there's not a lick of excitment to report here, short of the fact that the town was named in 1899 for A.H. Vandling, a land agent for the Delaware & Hudson railroad.

Varden
Thank goodness, another literary reference has emerged in our little study of town-name origins. This time we go to the novel Barnaby Rudge, one of only two attempts by Charles Dickens at writing an historical novel. In this book set during the "No Popery" riots of 1780, Dolly Varden is an attractive teenager who's faced with an age-old battle of having two different men court her favor. The town of Varden PA is located north of Lake Ariel.

Venango (county / northwest PA)
The name is taken from the Indian word onenge, meaning otter, and was first applied to the Venango River. A alternate explanation is that Venango comes from a word meaning "bull thistles" (prickly weeds).

Vera Cruz
(Not verified.) During the Mexican-American War in 1847, the U.S. Navy heavily bombarded and eventually defeated a stronghold at the city of Vera Cruz on the Gulf of Mexico. Such an explanation would give this Lehigh Valley hamlet a similar name origin as Matamoras and Palo Alto.

Versailles
Located in the greater Pittsburgh area, the town was obviously named after the legendary French palace. As far as pronunciation goes, however, the similarity stops there. Instead of saying "ver-SIGH," locals call it "ver-SALES," reminiscent of New Tripoli on the opposite side of the commonwealth.

Virginville
Despite a vicious rumor or two, this town near Reading was never the proposed site for a new Beaver College, though the two would sure dovetail nicely. Virginville is located on Maiden Creek which comes from the Indian word ontelaunee, meaning "maiden" or "virgin." Why such a name was applied to the creek is currently under full-scale investigation, given the high stakes involved in this particular case, though fortunately Virginville was located safely away from the Beaver Wars of the 17th century.

Wallenpaupack
"Deep, stagnant water." The water referred to is not Lake Wallenpaupack as such, created long after the native Indians left, but a nearby stream.

Wampum
Located about 45 minutes northwest of Pittsburgh, the name comes from an Indian term for a string of shell beads which was used as money.

Wanamie
Located southwest of Nanticoke, this village takes its name from the Wanami tribe of the Delaware Indians.

Wapwallopen
"Where the wild hemp grows." An alternate explanation says the name means "the place where the messengers were murdered." Who the messengers were and who murdered them is not known.

Warrior Run
In modern usage the word 'run' connotes a path through the woods, as in a ski run. However, the earlier and more precise usage is 'body of moving water,' and the name actually stems from a spring in this area, Warrior Spring. The trail itself was once called Warrior's Path, and over 100 evacuees from the Wyoming Massacre are said to have used this old Indian route to escape being scalped. This spot on the map is located between Nanticoke and Sugar Notch.

Water Street
It's said that early wagon drivers in this central Pennsylvania locale, when faced with a lack of good roads, had the sense to travel along the bed of a shallow stream, thus turning the road for a time into a virtual street made of water.

Waverly
The novels of Sir Walter Scott achieved a high degree of popular success in America of the 1800s. One of his first successes was Waverley, written in 1805 and part of the popular Waverley Novels series. Several American towns chose Waverley -- or Waverly -- as their name in the years following publication. Local credit for the choice goes to Louise Palmer Smith of Glenburn, who nominated the name in 1853, apparently without the benefit of a spellchecker on her Word program. Others believe the town took its name from the Waverly Manufacturing Company, formed in 1867.

Wawa
Located in Delaware County, the name comes from the Ojibwe Indian word for "goose." Apparently the name was inspired by Longfellow's epic poem The Song of Hiawatha, written in 1855. Most likely the town fathers of Wawa never predicted their name would be used by a chain of convenience stores whose employees get goosed every two weeks by the minimal size of their paychecks.

Waymart
From 1829 to about 1885, hundreds of thousands of tons of coal moved up and through the engineering marvel known as the Gravity Railroad connecting the Lackawanna Valley with Honesdale and eventually -- by canal -- to the markets of the east coast. (We still have Gravity streets in Carbondale, Olyphant, Dunmore and Pittston, as well as a Gravity Hill Road in adjacent South Canaan.) In the winter the canal was frozen, so during this time, coal was weighed and unloaded at a "Weigh Station" or "Way Station" that eventually became known as "Weigh-Mart," never to be confused with Wall-Mart. Waymart was once known by the Biblical name of Canaan, which solves the mystery of why South Canaan is located right next door, all by itself, with no other Canaans nearby. Not to be outdone by South Canaan, Waymart features a Gravity Planes Road.

Wayne County
Named for General "Mad Anthony" Wayne, who was fairly successful in putting down Indian skirmishes in Pennsylvania. He picked up the nickname reportedly because he could lead an army on less than three hours sleep. Even more to the point, he had a short fuse that didn't take much to set off. Until 1842 the county seat was located at Bethany, named by the locally famous Quaker, Henry Drinker. Other locations in Wayne County that carry the Biblical touch include Galilee, Damascus, Canaan, Salem, and Lebanon.

Weatherly
Named for David Weatherly, a clock maker. In exchange for the honor, Dave promised to provide the town with a grand clock, and the townspeople are still waiting. Based upon his performance delivering the clock, Weatherly would have made an outstanding politician.

West Pittston
Until 1859, West Pittston was known as Jenkins Fort, a small stockade built by the British in 1778. Jenkins Fort isn't totally forgotten today, since Jenkins Township still carries on the name.

White Haven
Named by/for Josiah White of Philadelphia, a stockholder in the Lehigh Coal & Navigation Company.

Wilawana
This name comes from the Indian wilawan or wilawaning, meaning the “Big Horn” or ”the place where the big horn was found.” This makes sense, given the source of the name of nearby Hornbrook (see above), both in Bradford county.

Wilkes-Barre (Wilkes-Borough/Hayna-Gulch)
Named to honor John Wilkes and Isaac Barre, members of Parliament during the Revolutionary period. Both men argued in the House of Commons, often under considerable opposition, for greater tolerance of the American cause. Wilkes was eventually denied the right to publish his opinions freely in the press. In fact he was once imprisoned for publishing a risque poem entitled An Essay on Woman, though he later became Lord Mayor of London. Barre was famous for denouncing the Stamp Act and for calling Americans "Sons of Liberty." Wilkes-Barre was once a settlement known as Fort Durkee (near present-day Wilkes University), and Major John Durkee named his son Barre'. Meanwhile, Durkee's cousin named his son Wilkes (poor sucker), hence the humble beginnings of the name, although the fort took on the name Dickinson in 1783. Fort Dickinson was destroyed in 1784 after Pennsylvania declared that the Connecticut Yankees were not legal residents of the commonwealth, thus they could not vote and their land titles were worthless. It was shortly after the destruction of Fort Dickinson that the first loud calls were heard for a separate state of Westmoreland (see Wyoming Valley). It's also been suggested that some town names in the Wyoming Valley reflected a strategy of "sounding British," should litigation involving the Pennsylvania/Connecticut land wars ever end up in a British court. This would help explain names like Exeter, Kingston and Plymouth. Despite much evidence to the contrary, Wilkes-Borough is not an Indian word meaning "Pennsylvania's Premiere Trailer Park," though every time you hear a redneck-produced radio or television commercial insinuate that Wilkes-Borough is larger than Scranton ("Go to Stosh's Futons today, in Wilkes-Borough and Scranton!" Duh!!!), a case for the accuracy of this fabled Indian translation can be made with heightened confidence. An additional note about the strategically placed forts that once dotted the Pennsylavania landscape: It's a safe bet that in most cases their purpose was less to protect settlers and more to protect trade along the Susquehanna River, which within the borders of Wilkes-Borough is known officially as the Susque-hayna (ayna?).

Williamsport
Founded in 1795 and originally known as Virginia, Williamsport began as a strategic landing point on the Susquehanna, sitting between the mouths of the Loyalsock and Lycoming Creeks. An excellent river harbor, the city was known as "William's Port," but whoever this actual William was may never be known for sure. However, here's one possible explanation: In 1793 a Scottsman named Michael Ross purchased a large chunk of land that was located where downtown Williamsport sits today. He bought the land from a William Winter, who some people suggest is the William in question. An associate of Ross was a William Hepburn, who advised him to set aside lands for public building projects, a strategy that led to Williamsport's choice as the county seat. So Hepburn is possibility number two. To make the matters even more complicated for place-name detectives, Ross had a surveyor-friend named Joseph Williams. Hmmm. Moreover, Ross had a son named William, and apparently the relationship was a close one. If ever verified, the strongest piece of evidence to date is this: In April 1976, one of Ross's descendents presented a diary to the Lycoming County Historical Society. The book contains a page with the entry, "I name the borough of Williamsport for my son William . . . ." To complicate things even more, some people believe the honor goes to a boatman named William Russell. A decade before Michael Ross came on the scene, travelers and traders in the area knew enough to land at "William's Port." In the 1860s, Williamsport was the center of the American lumber industry -- located close to dense timberlands but still within quick river access to the Atlantic. By the end of the century, however, this preeminence disappeared as the local industry faced strikes and deforestation. The "Millionaires Row" of homes for lumber executives still exists today, as does the name of the high school sports teams, the Millionaires. However, the closest thing Williamsport sees these days to a lumber mill is the checkout line at Home Depot.

Willow Street
The main drag of this old locale in the Lancaster area was once lined in its entirety by willow trees, few of which remain today. Willow Street thus joins other "Street" towns such as Water Street and Light Street.

Wind Gap
A water gap is familiar to all of us, courtesy of the glorious Delaware Water Gap, a haven for state workers given the daunting responsibility of collecting highway tolls. A wind gap may look similar, though no stream or river remains, as in the case of the gap near this Lehigh Valley town.

Worlds End State Park
This gemstone of a park is located in heavily wooded Sullivan County, on the road west toward Williamsport. If you can imagine scenic Shickshinny where five mountains converge, add two more to get the impression, to some oldsters at least, that this spot marks the ends of the earth. But before you totally accept this explanation, note that eddies or whirpools once whipped up the waters of Loyalsock Creek that passes through the park. And just like Ricketts Glen state park, World's End offers more than its share of glens. Combine an eddy and a glen and you get Whirl's Glen, which can easily be mistaken for Whirl's End, which is but a step away from World's End. But this is not the end of the story, especially since the eddies basically stopped whirling decades ago. In the 1930s, two simultaneous letter-writing campaigns lobbied for the names Whirls End and World's End respectively. Eventually the state in 1943 ruled in favor of World's End, though some locals still call the joint Whirl's Glen. And to make the matter even more inconclusive, some even call it Whirl's End. It looks like a fight to the finish that will endure until the end of time.

Wyalusing
Moravian missionaries shortened the difficult-to-pronounce machiwilusing around 1792. The name meant "home of the ancient warrior," referring to a legendary, perhaps mythical, Indian warrior who came to settle here. Missionaries sometimes referred to the town as Friedensuetten, meaning "Tents of Peace."

Wyoming Valley
The Delaware Indians called the valley M'chwewormink, meaning "extensive meadows." New Englanders had trouble pronouncing the difficult first syllable, so they shortened the word, and for a time the valley was called "Wayomik" and "Waioming." The town of Wyoming was once known as New Troy. The county of Wyoming was originally known as Putnam, reflecting a New England influence. However, local authorities, in an anti-Yankee stance typical of the times, basically said "We will have none of this." Putnam was a Connecticut hero of the Revolution. Tunkhannock Township, by the way, was originally known as Putnam Township. In one of the quirkier episodes in local geographical history, the Wyoming Valley in 1774 was "claimed" as a town (named ) belonging to Connecticut -- Litchfield County, to be exact, though it was located two hundred miles away. By 1786, Luzerne county was formed to counteract the movement by the Connecticut settlers to form the state of Westmoreland, a short-lived attempt at secession from the rest of Pennsylvania. Given the logic of the backwards airport name, a more accurate term for the Wyoming Valley these days is "Nanticoke/ Wilkes-Barre Area."

Wysox
Comes from the word wisachgimi meaning "place of grapes," though others say it means "canoe harbor." It's located near the spot where French exiles loyal to Louis XVI built a safe haven for themselves and Marie Antionette. Antionette never made it as she was captured and executed before ever escaping to Pennsylvania. (See "Asylum")

Yellow House
The route between Reading and Philadelphia saw plenty of traffic in olden days, creating a need for periodic rest stops for weary travelers, not to mention a few snake-oil salesmen here and there. One of the more renowned inns along this route opened in 1801 and to this day has always been painted yellow. Appropriately enough it was called the Yellow House Hotel, located in the Oley Valley of Berks County, and obviously it's the prime reason why the local hamlet is called Yellow House PA.

Zelienople
Named for Zelie Basse, daughter of the wealthy German diplomat Baron Dettmar Basse who in 1802 bought 10,000 acres in western Pennsylvania at 25 cents a pop. Being of ample means, the Baron built a three-story wooden castle here in "Zelie City" to help remind him of the glory days back in Frankfurt. Whether Zelie was also of ample means is a matter for only her husband to know.



Updated: August 2007
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