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Laceyville
Originally known as Braintrim (see above) and Skinner's Eddy (see below), the area for a couple centuries was a camping grounds for Indians of the Tuscarora tribe. When the Laceyville toll bridge was completed across the Susquehanna in 1899, the fare was five cents for pedestrians and 25 cents for horses.

Lackawanna
Means "the stream that forks," and the fork in question is the confluence of the Lackawanna River with the northern branch of the Susquehanna. Lackawanna County was once part of Luzerne County, and the breakoff did not come easy. The first rumblings of secession were heard in the 1830s, some 20 years after Bradford and Susquehanna counties had broken off, due mainly to the impracticalities, not to mention the social regression, of having to travel to Wilkes-Borough to transact official business. When suggestions started floating about that another northern chunk of Luzerne County wanted to break off, the PTB (powers-that-be) of Wilkes-Borough became alarmed, so they developed a two-point scheme. One, they agreed to the breakoff and formation of Wyoming County, centered around Tunkhannock, throwing as it were a bone to folks clamoring for more self rule. (Wyoming County was viewed as offering relatively little in terms of financial value.) Two, and this is the slimy part, Luzerne County decided to stack the deck: it pushed through a state constitutional amendment -- of highly dubious legality, one would add -- mandating that if any county were to split up it would require a majority vote of both the new section as well as the old. Prospects for the formation of a new county called Lackawanna must have seemed doomed. But a unique development occurred in 1874 as Pennsylvania established a new constitution: this self-serving amendment was omitted, whether intentionally or not. Lackawanna County was now free to call its own shots, and in 1874 did just that: break away from the old county that shamelessly tried to handcuff it. This same type of shenanigans would occur many years later as the Avoca airport was named backwards by a dubious legislative mechanism initiated in Washington by congressman Dan "Mr. Corruption" Flood. A few decades later, Luzerne County authorities once again managed to diddle with state law and constitutional intentions, overriding the decision of voters by ramming through a hotel tax of dubious legal merit so as to finance an arena, based on the absurd contention that hotels in Hazleton, some 23 miles away, would benefit. The true purpose of the arena, as with the airport, was the advancement of a childish indulgence known as Gulch-O-Centrism. This is the only line of reasoning that explains the irrational fanaticism of the proponents (including the so-called neutral media), and if they give you any other story they are lying. The dates and faces do change, but the service-to-self mindset keeps rolling along, never satisfied with what it has, always insatiable for more. In some of the earliest of records, dating to 1771, Lackawanna is seen spelled in documents as "Lockawarna."

Lackawaxen
Similar of course to Lackawanna, this word means "where the way forks" or similarly "where the roads part." Lackawaxen is near Minisink Ford NY, the site of the only major Revolutionary War battle (Battle of Minisink) fought in the upper Delaware River region. A few dozen American militiamen, outnumbered and hastily assembled against the British, met their maker in quick fashion in 1779. It took up to 43 years for widows, mostly from the area of Goshen NY, to make the hazardous 46-mile journey to the battlegrounds to retrieve the bones of their husbands. Some 68 years later, the bones of one of these men was found at Lackawaxen, leading to a memorial for unknown soldiers of the Revolutionary War and spelling a closure to one of the most morbid and heartwrenching episodes to occur militarily on American soil.

Laflin
Here's another of several towns that sprung up around mills, this time a gunpowder mill. The wealthy H.D. Laflin built seven powder mills here in 1872 and 1873, and for a time he competed with the powerful du Pont family mill in Dupont. Whenever old H.D. told his family he was going to take a powder, they took him at his word.

Lake Ariel
Early maps describe the lake as Jones Pond and/or Jones Lake with the surrounding vicinity named Jonestown. In 1851 the local post office took the simple name of Ariel, and it took years for the locals to refer to the entire district as Lake Ariel. Two explanations have emerged regarding the source of the name: First, Ariel is the lead character -- a playful spirit -- in Shakespeare's The Tempest. Second: Ariel is the more poetic name for the city of Jerusalem. The humble author of this web page suggests that two other explanations are possible: One, that 'Ariel' is also a Hebrew word meaning "Lion of God;" and two, that the schooner USS Ariel played a significant role in pushing back the British at the Battle of Lake Erie, part of the War of 1812. Of the four explanations mentioned here, the final one appears the strongest at the moment, a point reinforced by the appearance of Ariel Street on Scranton's East Mountain. Note that Blakely also stems from a War of 1812 source name.

Lake Como
This one's named for Italy's third-largest lake, located in the Lombardy region in the north-central part of the country. The local version of Lake Como is located southeast of Starrucca in the far-northeast corner of the commonwealth.

Lake Winola
A tragic legend. Winola, whose named means "water lily," was a daughter of an Indian chief. Her involvement with a white captive brought dishonor, and once, while looking at her reflection in a lake, she saw an image of her father in war paint. Fresh scalps hung from the chieftain's waist, and Winola recognized the scalp of her suitor, "whiter than the water lilies." Winola threw herself at the reflection, never to surface again.

Lanark
This small spot in the Lehigh Valley takes its name from a village near Glasgow, Scotland.

LaPlume
Some town names in the greater Abington region indicate a people with a taste for finer literature. Glenburn is a name suggested by the novels of Sir Walter Scott; Waverly is itself the title of a Scott work (Waverley). The name La Plume was taken in 1885 by Mrs. Isaac Tillinghast who used "La Plume" as the pen name for her various writings. A more correct term for "pen name" is the French phrase nom de plume (name of the feather/quill/pen), giving evidence of Mrs. Tillinghast's verbal playfulness. Despite being the playful type (and given the illustrious history of Beaver County) it has yet to be established whether Mrs. Tillinghast ever considered using the pen name Le Castor, which is French for "beaver," or whether Mr. and Mrs. Tillinghast preferred to play not with the word but with something more substantial along those lines.

Laporte
Located 45 miles west of Scranton, the town is named for John LaPorte, born in 1798 in Asylum, the haven for French aristocracy (see above). LaPorte seved as a congressman and also as surveyor general of Pennsylvania.

Laquin
This is the town that wasn't content to let Colver (see above) have all the fun when it came to merging names. In the early 1900s, two companies combined operations to take advantage of Bradford county's extensive lumbering opportunities. Together, the Barclay Brothers of Cameron county along with Quinn & Company of Elk county scrunched their names together to form a new enterprise called Laquin.

Larksville
Up until around 1840 or so, people called this area Blindtown, for reasons one can only imagine. The story goes that the name slowly changed after the death of old Peggy Lark, who lived in Blindtown until she passed away at the ripe age of 106.

Lausanne
This is the name of a township located on the Carbon/Luzerne county border in the Weatherly area. The name comes from the capital of the Vaud region in Switzerland, on the shores of Lake Geneva.

Leather Corner
The name comes from a pre-Revolutionary inn that was eventually called the Leather Corner Post, or so it is said. Someone apparently nailed an expensive piece of leather to a post, it was eventually stolen, but just as mysteriously it reappeared in due time.

Lebanon
Known for its awesome Lebanon balogna, word is that the town took its name from the preponderance of cedar trees in the immediate area, calling to mind the "Cedars of Lebanon" from Biblical times, even tracing back to the Phoenician era.

Lehigh River / County
From the Delaware Indian word lechauwekink, meaning "where there are forks." (Forks along rivers and paths of the time were as important as highway interchanges of today.) The name was shortened and anglicized by local settlers, since the original word was a little rough on a white man's tongue. One of the main trails of the Delaware Indian crossed the Lehigh River, and at this point the trail branched off into various forks, giving us the name.

Lemon township
There's hardly a line in this township's history to pique anyone's interest -- or garnish anyone's drink -- short of the fact that Judge Percifer Lemon had a penchant for selling land.

Leroy
Located in Bradford County, the name is sometimes seen spelled as LeRoy. The name was taken in 1835, is French for "the king," and the town would almost certainly extend a hearty welcome to Elvis impersonators. In 1848, a dam gave way near LeRoy in the middle of the night. It had been raining for several days, and a couple residents thought maybe the end of the world was at hand, a theme apparently suggested by a local preacher. Once the rumble of trees and boulders was heard, one prominent resident is said to have exclaimed, "Put on your ascension robes!"

Lickdale (Lebanon county)
A story that's suitable for the whole family (aww, shucks). One of the more prominent Americans of the 19th century was one James Lick, a carpenter, landowner, piano maker, and patron of the arts and sciences. At one time he was the wealthiest man in California. In recognition for his financial support of the scientific community, the Lick Crater on the moon and the asteroid 1951 Lick are named after him. It is unknown, except to the long-deceased Mrs. Lick, whether James played any role in the above-mentioned Big Beaver Lick, but apparently some things in life are better left unsaid anyway.

Light Street
Alternately, and perhaps more correctly spelled Lightstreet, this town near Bloomsburg was named by a minister who once lived on Light Street in Baltimore.

Lititz
Located near Lancaster, the town was named around 1756 by Moravians for a castle in Bohemia (once an independent kingdom, now part of the Czech Republic, sandwiched between Germany and Moravia) that was home to a medieval church connected with that religious denomination. For nearly a century only Moravians could live in Lititz. Later this practice was eased up a bit so that non-Moravians could lease property but still not own it. Rest assured that informed sources have verified that the Moravians were in no shape or form responsible for the gloriously named, but now defunct, Lancaster County town of Puseyville. Fortunately a Puseyville Road still exists near Quarryville, where it is assumed one can quarry for better things than beaver, with or without a posse to chase down the original Mr. Pusey who dignified the area with his name but left behind no mementos from the life and times of Mrs. Pusey (as it were). And how this discussion of Puseyville ever ended up under the heading of Li-TITZ and not Honey Hole is simply one of the great mysteries of life. To make matters even more interesting, a separate Puseyville may have once been located in Clearfield county. One can imagine the postmaster general from a hundred years ago struggling with the choice of which Puseyville to rename, hopefully consulting his wife in this urgent matter.

Little England
A neighborhood of Scranton that got virtually eliminated during the flooding caused by Hurricane Diane in 1955. It was known for British immigrants, or at least that's how the story goes. The neighborhood was located between the Petersburg and Bunker Hill sections. Another extended neighborhood that the floodwaters erased was Scranton's South Side Flats area, a heavily Jewish section once known as Dodgestown and now the home to baseball fields, a shopping center, old factories and flood control projects, but few families. Those of us who are not entirely naive must hold out the remote possibility that Hurricane Diane, a watershed event in Scranton's history, was not purely an act of nature. Given the track record, capacities, and connections to certain technologies in the hands of at least one individual whose career made a sport out of taunting Scranton . . . . well, you figure out the rest. (One federal attempt at weather modification, formerly classified, went by the name of Project Cirrus in 1947. In that year, the military figured out how to use silver iodide to help seed a hurricane that eventually hit the Georgia coast near Savannah.)

Lock Haven
In 1833, Jeremiah Church bought some land adjacent to the Pennsylvania Canal and alongside the Susquehanna River. In a display of self-promotion, Church reasoned that the canal contained a lock and that the river made an excellent harbor, or haven, for rafts. Thus was christened Lock Haven, which of course some locals call Schlock Haven.

Lofty
Drive a few miles down Interstate 81 from Hazleton as you'll pass right near the village of Lofty. At a lofty 1750 feet above sea level, this was once was the highest point along the old Catawissa Railroad, leading to the original name of Summit Station, an important switching point for cars on the line and obviously a point of pride for someone with Lofty intentions for the future of this locale.

Lopez
Located south of Dushore in Sullivan County, the town takes its name from nearby Lopez Creek, whose name origin is not crystal clear. It's been said that around 1816 a man named Lopez provided food and lodging for laborers clearing out a local turnpike (a pay-as-you-go, dirt road that was often impassible in winter and during rainy spells). Another story says that John Lopez was actually one of the laborers on this new road leading westward from what's now the Ricketts Glen area (see below) who met his maker when he got conked by a falling tree. Out of respect, the other workers called the nearby stream Lopez.

Loyalsock (Williamsport area)
The name is a corruption of an Indian word meaning "middle creek," referring to Loyalsock Creek's location between Lycoming and Muncy creeks.

Lungerville (Muncy area)
This pleasant-sounding village came on the scene rather late -- after 1900, in fact, the year Mark Lunger opened his general store. A federal official came into the store one day and asked Mark if he'd like to house the local post office in the store. Mark replied forcefully and vigorously: "Guess so," to which the federal official replied, "You are officially a United States post office." Mark then asked, "What's the name of the post office?" The official spotted the sign in the store that said "Lunger." He thought for a moment and then said, "Lungerville, okay, that's the name of it." Why the federal official didn't ask whether the sign signified a glorified spittoon is a question that historians around the globe may never answer for sure.

Luzerne County
Luzerne, in effect, means "lighthouse." The name honors the Chevalier de la Luzerne, a French nobleman who raised critical funds for the colonial forces at a low point during the Revolutionary War. He later became French minister to the United States from 1779 to 1783. The family name is traced to Luzern, a village in central Switzerland on Lake Lucerne. The village and lake take their names from the prominent lucerna nearby -- French for lighthouse or watchtower. Note that in 1878 when Lackawanna County became a separate entity from Luzerne County, some local businessmen in Wilkes-Borough were so incensed that they stopped talking to their associates in the Scranton area for years to come. Effects of the breakup are still felt today. For instance, some Lackawanna County residents searching for geneological records must sometimes travel to archives in Luzerne County, a good deal of which were ravaged in the 1972 flood.

Lycoming County
The name comes from the phrase "sandy or gravelly creek." The original Lycoming County was quite huge, in fact as large as Connecticut and New Jersey combined. It was later spun off into regions that now form parts of 17 other counties. The current Lycoming County is still the largest in the state, larger than Rhode Island and nearly three times the size of Lackawanna County. The county seat is Williamsport, home to Lycoming College, known to some students as "Camp Lyco."

Macungie
Located near Allentown, the name comes from a Delaware Indian word for "feeding place for bears." Macungie's town logo still features the picture of a bear. A section of East Macungie still shows up on maps as Centreville, so named because every child within a two-mile radius at one time was entitled to a free education.

Mahanoy City
Indians noted the fact that deer congregated at the salt deposits near what is now Mahanoy City. In English we refer to these deposits as licks. The Delaware Indian name for lick is mahoni, hence the transition over time from "Mahoni City" into the present-day form of this Schuylkill County town: Lick City, as it were. The locals have no pretensions of actually being a city; this title was tagged on to differentiate the place from Mahanoy Township.

Manheim
Apparently named by early settlers from Mannheim, Germany, who it seems got a big kick out of dropping 'N's, as in the transition of Hannover, Germany to Hanover, Pennsylvania. The city was named around 1765 by the illustrious Baron Henry Steigel, who wasn't really a baron and didn't even come from Mannheim. He was actually from Cologne, Germany, to the northwest of Mannheim. Steigel was a successful, for a time, ironmaster and glassmaker, though he later died in the poor house. Back in his salad days he gave a parcel of land to a local Lutheran church with but one stipulation: each June they pay back a "rent" of one red rose. To this day, the local Zion Lutheran Church holds a Festival of the Red Rose every June, and the recipient is one of "Baron" Steigel's descendents.

Mansfield
Laid out in 1824 on the field of Asa Mann, resulting for a time as Mann's Field, a spelling that lasted for several years before morphing into the modern form. Quite literally, Mann was out-standing in his field.

Mars
This town near Pittsburgh was named not for the planet but for the god of war, and is located safely away from Venus PA, named ostensibly for the goddess of love. In the same general part of the state we find Lickingville, which reportedly enjoys strong diplomatic relations with Venus, or so it is said. When things are really humming the locals can head over to nearby Climax for a nightcap (as it were).

Matamoras
Like Hazleton, here's another case of a famous misspelling. The town apparently took its name during the Mexican War (1840s), after the American army captured the Mexican city of Matamoros near the border with Brownsville, Texas. That city had originally been named for Mariano Matamoros, a hero of the Mexican Revolution. How the spelling ever changed to Matamoras in Pike County is unclear, but the typo seems to be a common one. A Catholic priest, Matamoros was active in Mexico's war of independence from Spain. After his capture by the Spanish he was defrocked, convicted of treason and then executed by firing squad. Technically speaking, if one could walk to the southernmost point of Matamoras (on Interstate 84, midway over the Delaware River), one could stand in the states of Pennsylvania, New Jersey and New York simultaneously. This also happens to be the easternmost point of Pennsylvania, in a virtual tie, that is, sharing the honors with a speck of land just south of White Horse, New Jersey. The longitude of both locations clocks in at 74.70 degrees west.

Mayfield
Originally known as Glenwood, the area later became Mayville, named for Captain William May, a manager in nearby mining operations. That name changed to the more pleasant sounding Mayfield in 1891, joining Glenburn and Elmhurst as town names chosen to help convey pastoral images. In this regard, Factoryville doesn't quite cut the mustard. At least one other source says Mayfield was once known as Greenwood, but this explanation doesn't hold up as well, and here's why: a Glenwood Street still exists today in Mayfield, and a Greenwood does not. On a related note, if you drive up the newer Route 6 on the eastern side of the Lackawanna Valley (a road known as the Casey Highway, or better yet, the Casey Speedway) as you approach Carbondale (Kar-BONN'-da-lay) you see the sign for Meredith Street. Samuel Meredith was the first treasurer of the United States, and his grandson Thomas owned a good chunk of land in Mayfield and lived in a mansion here, though it eventually burned down. It's said that until 1891, locals were content to consider themselves residents of Carbondale Township. Around that time a few disagreements arose that eventually led to the "erection of the borough," (Thomas Murphy, History of Lackawanna County, 1928) a fairly exciting event to imagine, whether in 1891 or otherwise. One wonders whether the erection of an entire borough would require emergency reserves of Viagra as well as an ambulance crew on hand, not to mention a parade with floats and marching bands and a special appearance by the local Hose Company to kickstart the day's festivities. One also wonders what percentage of male residents would be required to reach a quorum, and whether all must participate simultaneously in this celebration of democracy, and whether the female residents were allowed the full privileges of fulfilling their civic duties (as it were).

McAdoo
Once known as Sailor's Hill and later Pleasant Hill, the town is named for William McAdoo, secretary of state under Woodrow Wilson. Back in the glory days of radio station WARM (before it went down the shoot and out of the loop by moving to the smaller Wilkes-Borough area), the morning announcer would give the fictional baseball score from the previous evening's game between the McAdoo Stompers and the Honeypot Cheaters.

McKeansburg (Schuylkill county)
First built up around 1813 and named for Thomas McKean (pronounced McKane) who strangely held two government posts at once: governor of Pennsylvania and congressman from New Jersey (some say it was Delaware). Despite the public misgivings, he refused to yield either position. A signer of the Declaration of Independence, McKean reportedly once called the people of Pennsylvania "clodpoles" (dolts), a remark he claimed was taken out of context. As Pennsylvania governor he was notorious for periodic temper tantrums and axing personal enemies and replacing them with Republican friends, leading some to suggest he was the "father" of political spoilage in America.

Media (west of Philadelphia)
The name (chosen around 1853) may stem from the city’s central location in Delaware County, since the Latin word for 'middle' is medius. Another suggestion mentions the Biblical area of Medea, spoken about in Isaiah 13:17. The first explanation seems a much more convincing one, unless a deliberate play on words is involved. At least one critic at the time decried the heinous crime of turning the adjective 'medius' into a noun.

Mehoopany
Referred to as "Hoppeny" as far back as 1792, the name means "place of wild potatoes."

Merryall
They say you can feel the effects of rum right to the toes, and the result is felt two centuries later in the name of Merryall, located both in Bradford County as well as the area of New Milford, Connecticut. It was a cold spring day, so it's been said, when these Connecticut settlers popped the cork on the rum, not long before embarking to north-central Pennsylvania where there was enough good cheer left over to name a new town. The event was certainly a merry time for one and all, so much so that a Merryall Road still exists today back in New Milford. If the Pennsylvania settlers had any hint of the future market for real estate along Merryall Road, however, they may have never left and would long ago have ditched the cheap rum in favor of pricey French champagne.

Meshoppen
Indian for "glass beads," referring perhaps to an early trading point where glass beads were accepted as a medium of exchange.

Milford
A ford is a shallow part of a body of water that can be crossed by wading. Prior to the Revolution, the Wells brothers operated a saw mill and a grist (grain) mill near an old ford on Saw Creek, which feeds the Delaware. This ford came to be called the mill ford, and the nearby settlement took on the Mill-ford name after a brief stint as Wells Ferry. Other people say the town's name is borrowed from Milford Haven in Wales, and perhaps both explanations are correct to an extent. At one point in the 1800s Milford had a whopping nine mills powered by water. Milford is one of America's first "planned" communities, patterned roughly after the street-and-alley layout of Philadelphia. Several streets were named after the children of a prominent judge named John Biddis, and the alleys were named after fruit trees and berry bushes found in the area. The planning included allowances for wider-than-normal streets and several public squares. Note that Scranton's streets include the names of most American presidents as well as a wide array of trees. It's been suggested, without verification as yet, that most of Wilkes-Borough's streets are named after NASCAR drivers, various brands of chewing tobacco, and heroes of "professional" heavyweight wrestling on pay-per-view.

Milton
Like Milford, Milwaukee and Miners Mills, Milton takes it named from a local mill and was in fact first called Mill Town.

Milwaukee
This village to the west of Scranton was once known as the rather unglamorous Flickerville, but the name was changed in 1842 to coincide with the opening of a new mill. Local inhabitants celebrated the name-change with great fanfare, and many believed the modern-sounding Milwaukee was now headed for the big time. The precise reason for choosing Milwaukee is uncertain. Perhaps the supposed double-whammy of promoting the "mill" aspect as well as forming a mental association, however tenuous it may seem in retrospect, with the prominence of the well-known Wisconsin city bode well for future success. Or perhaps the town fathers understood Milwaukee as an approximation of the Algonquin Indian name for "good land" (which is always a nice plug for the home team when you're trying to attract new residents). Or perhaps some self-assumed litterateur (one of the most annoying types of people that exist, both then and today), decided to show off their amateur wordsmith skills.

Mingo
Back in the 1820s the construction of the Lehigh Canal was a labor-intensive operation that included black workers who were originally from the Dominican Republic. The old name for that country was Santo Domingo, and thus the old nickname of Mingo for a section of east Allentown.

Minisink
This is the name of an Indian tribe related to the Munsee, with the name meaning 'rocky land.'

Minooka (section of south Scranton)
Minooka might not be derived from an Indian name, and its origin is unclear. Some have linked the word, in convoluted fashion, to something akin to "good land," a la Milwaukee. They claim that mino means "good" and aki means "land," but this explanation seems a speck forced and contrived. And apparently there is no truth to the rumor that a clairvoyant Indian once coined the word as a new expression meaning "land of many Irish bars." For those of you who gravitate toward the "good land" side of the story, apparently the word Minooka resembles the Potowatomi Indian (not native to this region) name for "good land," with an additional connotation of "contentment" as well, a more satisfying explanation that starts to put the icing on the cake (not to mention adding yet one more cheesy cliche to this page). Apparently the name Minooka was first applied to the region around 1792, and at times it was known as Needham's Patch.

Mocanaqua
In 1778, a young Frances Slocum was kidnapped by Delaware Indians from her home near Forty Fort. Raised with the customs and language of the Delaware, Slocum was renamed "Mocanaqua," meaning "little bear," and later married a chief of the Miami tribe. For 59 years her brothers searched for her, only to find her in 1837. By that time she was so accustomed to the Indian way of life she found her brothers’ way of life odd.

Montoursville
Located east of Williamsport, the original settlement here was an important staging ground for Moravian missionaries in the mid-1700s. The Moravians were given the nod of approval by Chief Shikellamy, an intermediary between the bureaucrats in Philadelphia and northern Indian tribes. Crucial to colonist/tribal relations were skilled interpreters, and top-notch ones were few and far between. Enter Elizabeth Couc of Quebec, daughter of a French fur-trader father (though some might dispute this point) and an Indian mother. In fact, Couc's language skills were held in such high esteem that British authorities did the unheard-of: for her interpreting services she was paid the same salary as a man. Her son Andrew later served as a captain and translator for George Washington during the French & Indian war. Elizabeth's first husband was a Seneca Indian named Roland Montour; with her second husband she moved to the area of Pennsylvania we now call Montoursville, leading her native peoples who called this strategic river junction their home. In addition to her language skills, Elizabeth Couc Montour also possessed great skills of communication, helping to soothe the fears of local tribes sensing the dangers of the white man's westward expansion. Because of her influence over Indians, Montour was "much caressed by wealthy people of Philadelphia," so said professor A. H. Espenshade of Penn State in 1925. (She must have been a real hit at late-night parties.) Espenshade added that she was "friendly to whites without losing the respect and confidence of the Indians." Montour's Indian husband, Robert Hunter, was also known as "Big Tree," possibly making him a big hit at parties as well, and which may help explain his wife's calm and content demeanor ;-)
Montour was also apparently a paragon of patience and loyalty, for sometimes the British wouldn't get around to paying her for an entire year at a time, despite attempts by the French to woo her over to their side.

Montrose
Named around 1812 by a local landowner, Dr. Robert Rose, Montrose combines the doctor's name with the French mont, meaning "mountain." The area had previously been known as Hinds' Settlement, after a Captain Hinds who brought his family here from Long Island ten years earlier. In choosing Montrose, Dr. Rose no doubt also had in mind a historic Scottish town of the same name, in which case we'd throw out the "mount" part of the meaning and lean toward the Gaelic "moor on a peninsula." Rose was apparently a charming man. When residents of nearby Brooklyn mounted a campaign to locate the Susquehanna County seat in their town, Rose's personality (and maybe also his wallet) carried the day, and Montrose eventually claimed the prize. Montrose was also active in upholding the rights of Pennsylvania landowners whose claims often conflicted with the deeds of Connecticut settlers.

Moon
Located near Pittsburgh International Airport, the name is said to derive from a crescent-shaped bend in a nearby river. Pittsburgh's airport is truly international; the Scranton/Wilkes-Borough airport is called "international" because the vending machine sells Doritos.

Moosic
Very simply, "Mooseland," until a better explanation appears. More precisely the name means "large herds of moose," and yes, moose could at one time be found in Moosic. Another explanation suggests that Moosic is a derivation of a Lenape Indian word (Unami language) meaning "elk place." The area was once known as Marathon and later Springbrook. The Spike Island neighborhood of Moosic, off Route 502 (Springbrook Avenue), supposedly takes its name from an island off the coast of County Cork, Ireland.

Moscow
Once part of Drinker's Beeches, Moscow is said to be named in the 1830s by Drinker (see above) in honor of some immigrants from the great Russian capital. This popular explanation has yet to be confirmed, apparently, and a good lawyer could start off by asking, "If it were named for Russian immigrants, where are some artifacts, some conclusive evidence?" Regardless, Pennsylvania does display a fair amount of town names taken from prominent European cities, among them Versailles, Berlin, Manchester, Dublin, Belfast, Newry, Sligo, Hamburg, Athens and Rome. However, the Scranton Times-Tribune of January 5, 2012 has offered the best explanation yet. According to Ren Vasiliev, Ph.D., a geography professor at the State University of New York at Geneseo and a student of town names, there are currently about 18 municipalities in the United States named Moscow. Vasiliev says most Moscows were named to commemorate Napoleon's defeat by the Russians back in 1812. This explanation seems to hold up, given the origins of Inkerman and Sebastopol.

Mountain Top / Mountaintop
This name refers not to a formal municipality but to a region. The area east of Wilkes-Borough was once a section of Fairview township, and the last post office to remain active in the area was known as the Mountain Top post office. (It seems that an old practice allowed postmasters to call the post office by a different name from the municipality it sat in, as with Chinchilla.) Some locals call the area Mountain Top, while others, notably the town newspaper, calls it by the one-word form of Mountaintop.

Mount Carmel
One of many towns and villages whose name was inspired by the Bible. Around 1812 a settler opened a pit-stop called the Mount Carmel Inn on a well-travelled turnpike (toll road). As far as Bible names go, Ephrata and Sharon are but two of several other examples. Appropriately enough, Mount Carmel has been nicknamed the "City of Churches."

Mount Cobb
Asa Cobb came to this area around 1784 and worked the land near what is now Mount Cobb. The gap in the mountain -- for a time called Cobb's Mountain -- leading east out of Dunmore was long known as Cobb's Gap, and Moosic Lake was for years called Cobb's Mountain Pond.

Mount Zion
Located north of Stroudsburg, this name technically refers back to the hill just outside the walls of the old city of Jerusalem. However, Zion was often used as a catch-all term for the entire city of Jerusalem and often for the land of Israel as a whole. Additionally, in older parlance the words 'Jerusalem' and 'Israel' were often used more metaphorically, as in "the great city of God in the sky" or heaven itself, in the sense of the poem Jerusalem by the great British mystic poet William Blake. Given this shade of meaning, the name Mount Zion takes on a similar tone as Promised Land (see below), minus the dose of sarcasm in the latter name. The Zion name appears at various other points on the Pennsylvania map, for instance the town of Zionhill between Allentown and Quakertown.

Muncy
Formed as Pennsborough by four Quaker brothers around 1787, the name was changed in 1827 to commemorate the local Monsey tribe. Muncy was the site of an infamous riot in 1842 between supporters of the slavery movement and their abolitionist foes. Many of the rioters were later convicted of various misdemeanors, but their convictions were overturned by governor David Porter, acting it is said under intense political pressure. For this blatant act of weaseldom, the governor earned the dubious nickname "Previous Pardonin' Porter." Lest we forget, the word "munsee" has been translated as "where stones are gathered together."

Nanticoke
Apparently the town of Nanticoke was an early home of Nanticoke Indians, and the story goes that Nanticoke owed its beginnings to the water power made possible by a nearby falls. The Nanticoke Indians, by the way, known for settling the eastern shore region of Maryland, are sometimes known as "the seashore settlers." At least one other town in this region, Towanda, owes its name to the Nanticoke.

Nanty Glo
Named in 1901 from the Welsh Nant-Y-Glo, or "stream of coal." The word "stream" has also been translated as brook or ravine, but you get the point. Located in the Johnstown area. Also, special thanks go out to Richard Morgan, of Cardiff, Wales. Richard mentions that a village of Nant-y-Glo once existed about 25 miles north of the Welsh capital, in a densely populated coal mining region. He points out the linguistic distinction that Nant-y-Glo can be translated as "a stream flowing over (or adjacent to) coal," or "the coal (or charcoal) stream." Mr. Morgan also mentions that the former Welsh Nant-y-Glo was located near today's village of Bryn-Mawr. (As a youth living near Bryn Mawr street in West Scranton, the humble author of this web page was once asked by a delivery man how to find the street named "Brian Mauer.")

Nativity
A section of south Scranton built around Nativity church. This bit of information in itself is hardly earth-shattering, but it's interesting to note that the area was once called Shanty Hill, most likely because of the "Shanty Irish" (see below) living in the neighborhood.

Nay Aug (Park)
From Naw-yaug, meaning "roaring brook," which now of course passes right through the park. Some people translate it as "noisy water." A section of far-eastern Dunmore, near the present-day Holiday Inn, was also once referred to as the Village of Nay-Aug (prior to this it was known as Greenville). Some people suggest the Nay Aug name was delivered our way by settlers from Connecticut. This assertion does have some merit, as the names Nay Aug and Roaring Brook can still be found in the area of Glastonbury, near Hartford. In fact a Nay Aug tribe may have existed here in the 1600s. Perhaps we can thank our lucky stars that Nay Aug does not come from Greenwich CT, which boasts a neighborhood named Mianus. Comedians have had a field day with this one, asking locals such probing questions as "Is Mianus a big place?"

Nebraska
The best explanation is that this section of Jermyn was named by or for residents who headed west to the state of Nebraska in the 1870s, were disillusioned by what they found, and later returned.

Negro Pond
Found in Wyoming County near Laceyville and once listed on maps as "Nigger Pond," a possible holdover from the days of the underground railroad. The older designation does sound offensive to the modern ear, but in earlier times it probably contained a lesser amount of shock value, similar to Mark Twain's use of the word in books such as Tom Sawyer. In the 1840s, by the way, Wilkes-Barre reportedly had a section called "Nigger Hill."

Nescopeck
Means "black, deep and still water."

Nesquehoning (Carbon County)
Once known as Hell's Kitchen or simply The Kitchen. Means "narrow valley."

New Castle Township (Schuylkill county)
Named after the coalmining city of Newcastle upon Tyne, England. Part of the idea was to turn this Pennsylvania town into an industrial powerhouse just like its namesake city in Britain.

Newfoundland
Here we find the new found land of Daniel Stroud, who along with his father Jacob helped establish Stroudsburg. It's a safe assumption that no one around here confuses the local Newfoundland with the Canadian province which boasts a small fishing village named Dildo. This cheeky little name started appearing on maps as early as 1771. These days the town features an annual Dildo Days every August, featuring music, games, and of course a beer tent, and television crews from around the world have filmed feature stories here. Over the years many people have called for a change of name, but as one resident puts it, "It was good enough for our forefathers, so it's good enough for us." If you're ever looking for a good debate among beer and friends, consider discussing whether the name Dildo can top a now-defunct location along today's Route 29 in Susquehanna County that was known as Butts Corners. The spot may have been located in Liberty Township, which was once referred to as Lawsville until 1836. Perhaps the Butts Corners contingent simply packed up and moved to the oh-so-special place in Tennessee known as Coon Butt.

New Milford
Known as McCarty's Corners in the 1790s, this town 30 miles north of Scranton was first inhabited by settlers from the area of Milford, Connecticut and apparently bears no special relation to Milford on the Delaware River.

Newport Township
Named by setters from Newport, Rhode Island.

Newton
Located to the west of Scranton, Newton was named around 1844 by settlers from Newton in northwestern New Jersey. Other Jersey towns that share Pennsylvania names include Lewistown, Quakertown, Milford, Allentown, Lebanon, and Hamburg. And don't forget, Pennsylvania has a Jersey Shore (but for better or worse, no Newark).

New Tripoli
Located north of Allentown. The name was probably bestowed by one Samuel Ely, a landowner in the early 1800s. At the time, the American navy had just subdued the belligerent city-state of Tripoli on the North African coast. Part of what were called the Barbary States, Tripoli took great pleasure in confiscating American ships and crew, demanding ransom money in lieu of enslavement, particularly for American crew members who were obviously Christian. The local name is pronounced not TRIP'-o-lee, but for some odd reason is called New Trip-OH'-lee, possibly reflecting the strain of individualism which is such a deeply ingrained aspect of the American psyche.

Nicholson
Once known as Thornbottom, the town is named for John Nicholson, Pennsylvania comptroller from 1782 to 1794. A land speculator, Nicholson claimed ownership to some 3.7 million acres covering parts of 39 counties. Due to "unsettled accounts" and charged with using state funds to fuel his devious land deals, Nicholson was nearly impeached and his land reverted to the state. In 1800, this apparent charlatan died in debtor's prison in Philadelphia. Nicholson is home to the famed, and rightfully so, Nicholson Bridge, properly known as the Tunkhannock Viaduct. Whether both a dead body and a stash of gold are buried inside are legends that may never die. Nicholson also contains the old village of Baconville, named for tavern owner Nathan Bacon.

Nippenose township (Williamsport area)
The story behind this one is up in the air, right with someone's nose. One suggestion says the name is taken from the Indian phrase nippenowi, meaning "a warm and genial summer-like place." The other story smells like a fish tale: An old Indian named Nippenose had remained behind in the valley long after it was settled by whites. Apparently his nose had been "nipped" by exposure to the frost, and the rest of the story is fodder for barbershops, taverns, political debates, and most any other place where tall tales are the order of the day.

Nittany
As in Nittany Mountains. The name means either "single mountain" or "protective barrier against the elements."

Nolo
Two explanations exist for this town in southwest PA. The first is that "nolo" is Latin for "I will not," reflecting the standard level of defiance toward established authority that was expected of an early frontiersman. The second explanation also works, since Nolo is located high on a hill where there is "no low ground."

Noodledoosie
Most place-names don't make this list until the explanation is rock solid and crystal clear, or as the British might stay, it's been stamped "Paid in Full." But let's make an exception here given the colorful nature of this place near Ephrata (see above) in the Lancaster area. Some productive orchards exist near here, which once led to the name Fruitville (and note that one possible translation of the word Ephrata is "fruitful;" those Amish really knew what they were talking about). Though the village of Fruitville is gone, thank goodness the road from Lancaster to Manheim is still called the Fruitville Pike. And maybe someday, many centuries hence, an obscure researcher holed up in a lonely reference room may someday put the "Paid" stamp to the story behind the noodle and the doosie.

Normalville
Found in the Pittsburgh metro area, it's so named because it's the home of a state teachers' college, once known as a "normal school." For instance, Bloomsburg, Mansfield and East Stroudsburg Universities (one cringes to call these joints universities) were all at one time "normal schools," designed to expose future teachers to the educational standards, or norms, they were expected to achieve and practice.

Northumberland county
Formed in 1772 and named after the most northern county in England. Its largest towns are Shamokin and Sunbury.

Norvelt
One of the more recent towns to appear on the Pennsylvania landscape. In the years following the great depression, President Roosevelt was a main architect of the New Deal designed to lift Americans by their own bootstraps. One such effort was originally called the Westmoreland Homesteads, a federal housing development in Westmoreland County (greater Pittsburgh area) designed to facilitate home ownership to families that couldn't otherwise afford it. Spearheading the local effort was Eleanor Roosevelt who visited the Homesteads in 1937 -- driving her own car, no less. In her honor, the locals took the last syllables of EleaNOR and RooseVELT and welded together a tribute that will last for ages. If that's not enough acknowledgement for the former First Lady, the Eleanor Roosevelt Banquet Hall still exists in Norvelt today.

Norwegian Township (Schuylkill county)
Early settlers thought its mountains resembled rugged Norway, though the settlers themselves were generally German.

Noxen
Sitting on the southern border of Wyoming County, a few miles up the road from Harvey’s Lake, Noxen was once a bustling spot back in its heyday in the 1800s. The Lehigh Valley Railroad extended this far, servicing the lumber and tanning trades. Legend says that way back in the day, a team of oxen was plodding down the main street, and a little girl chirped "Look mommy, there goes a team of n'oxen." These days Noxen is home to an annual fundraiser called the Rattlesnake Roundup, held every June for the not-so-squeamish, though it’s not known for sure whether oxtail soup is on the menu.

Nuangola
Possibly means "people of the north." Nuangola Lake, south of Nanticoke, is supposedly named after the Indian maiden who drowned there, a story that bears an eerie resemblance to Lake Winola (see above). Both stories resemble the legend behind Winona Falls, south of Matamoras. It's been said that Princess Winona jumped to her death from a cliff overlooking the falls once she learned her tribe declared war on the tribe of her lover. The close correspondence of all three stories suggests the legends are more a matter of a singular Indian myth revolving around the destructive force of love sickness, a theme the ancient Greeks took up on occasion. Although it's shaped more like a heart, Nuangola Lake was originally called Triangular Lake and Three Cornered Pond.

Ohiopyle
The word Ohio comes from the Seneca Indians and means "beautiful river" or "large creek," depending upon who you ask. Originally both the Ohio and Allegheny rivers went by these names, and the Iroquois Indians of upstate New York considered the rivers to be one and the same. The name Ohiopyle (ohiopehhla) is a refinement upon the word Ohio, and it is taken to mean "white frothy water." The town is located south of Pittsburgh. Meanwhile, anyone who buys into the childish delusion there's an actual place called "Wilkes-Barre"/Scranton qualifies as a gomer-pyle.

Old Forge
The mediocre quality of ore in the Old Forge area, once known as Mudtown, led to at least one abandoned forge by the year 1800 (it was built around 1789). A quarter century later, when settlers returned, the community referred to the abandoned works as the "old forge," located near the meeting point of the Lackawanna River and Ascension Brook, possibly near the bridge that leads to Duryea.

Olyphant
Originally named Queen City and Midway City, at least unofficially, the town was eventually named after George Talbot Olyphant, a president of the Delaware & Hudson Canal Company. An obscure legend still persists that there's a hidden treasure or some form of occult mystery hidden within Olyphant. Hints are said to be encoded in the placement of the town's downtown churches and synagogue, the positions of which, if plotted on a map, form the same pattern as the stars in the constellation Orion. The volunteer firemen of Olyphant still go by the name of Queen City Hose Company.

Orangeville and Orange Township (Columbia County)
The names come from settlers arriving from Orange County, New York, which was named in honor of William III (1650-1702) of the House of Orange. William is remembered for hemming in the French and thwarting their ambitions to rule over the entire European continent. His reign marked an era of greater power for Parliament as opposed to a strong-arm monarchy, in addition to sidetracking any Catholic ambitions to control the throne, a development still commemorated by the Orangemen of Northern Ireland. The Oranges of northern New Jersey are also named after him.

Overshot
No self-respecting town in olden times could long survive without a nearby mill or two, and the water-powered sawmill in question apparently overshot or hung over a small stream in Towanda Township, part of Bradford County.

Paint
Takes its name from Paint Creek in the Johnstown area, which in the 1900s attracted artists from miles around who would recreate the picturesque waterfall and gorge.

Palmyra
Located near Hawley, Palmyra basically means "Palm City." It was once the name of an ancient caravan city (now called Tudmur) in central Syria. A desert oasis, Palmyra dated well into Biblical times. In the Book of Genesis, chapter 12, Abraham gathers his family and possessions and begins the journey to the land of Canaan, a trip that took him through four regions whose names now or at one time appeared in Wayne County: Palmyra, Damascus, Galilee, and finally, Canaan. Indeed, if he took a little detour, he might find himself in present-day Abrahamsville. Biblical names are not uncommon in eastern Pennsylvania. They include Nazareth, Ararat, Bethlehem, and Mount Carmel.

Palo Alto (Schuylkill county)
Formed in 1854, named after the first major battle of the Mexican-American War in 1846.

Paoli
In 1769, a rather famous inn opened here west of Philadelphia, named for General Pasquale Paoli of Corsica. At a St. Patrick's Day celebration around that time, he received the final toast of the night (the 45th, to be precise). Possibly as a reward for his patience, the inn was eventually named in honor of the general, and the town later grew up around the inn. The inn was frequented by the Sons of Liberty, who were inspired by Paoli's attempts to set up a democracy back in Corsica. The Sons, some of whom pulled off the Boston Tea Party, were sometimes called "The Sons of Violence" by the British.

Paradise (Lancaster county)
Some people credit an early settler, Joshua Scott, with declaring that the region "seems like a paradise." Scott later became known for creating early maps of the Lancaster area. A more plausible explanation revolves around French Huguenots (Protestants) who had been driven into Germany for fear of persecution at the hands of the Catholic church. Fearing they'd be tracked down in Germany, many resettled in the New World. Compared to the fears they'd experienced in Europe, the Lancaster area must surely have seemed like a paradise, regardless of the topography. Not all the locals were pleased with the choice of Paradise. Some settlers lobbied for the name Tanawa, after a local Indian chief with whom they'd lived in peace. Others pushed for the name Pequea, which possibly means "straight arrow," giving rise to the eventual Pequea Township (pronounced PECK'-way).

Parsons (section of Wilkes-Borough)
Once known as Laurel Run, Parsons became a station on the Lehigh & Susquehanna line in the mid 1800s. Since the line already had a Laurel Run station elsewhere, a name-change was in order and the honor fell upon Calvin Parsons, a prominent resident.

A patch
This term refers to a settlement of miners huts.

Paxtang
Here's another locality that got kick-started by the presence of several Indian trails that converged at or near one point. Located near Harrisburg, the word comes from a Susquehannock Indian word that settlers pronounced as "peshtank," meaning "still waters." The area was, and still is, in some cases, referred to as Paxton. It was the home turf of a Scotch-Irish vigilante group known as the Paxton Boys, a group who felt that Quaker leaders were a bit too pacifist in their relations with Indians, so they took matters into their own hands, often with reckless and bloody results.

Peach Bottom
Located in York County and named around 1815, the honor possibly goes to the peach orchard of a farmer named John Kirk.

Peckville
Williamsport was once the unofficial lumber capital of the world, but northeastern Pennsylvania also "saw" its share of the lumber industry as well. For many years the Peck Lumber Manufacturing Company contributed heavily to the region's economy. The operation was begun by Samuel Peck of Massachusetts.

Pennsylvania
Our state was almost called New Wales before the name Sylvania was bantered about. It was King Charles II who added the prefix Penn, much to Penn's distaste. Penn gives other indications of being a humble, spiritual man, including this incisive quote taken from The Perennial Philosophy by Aldous Huxley: "There is something nearer to us than Scriptures; to wit, the Word in the heart from which all Scriptures come." Until around 1786, the colony/state of Connecticut claimed as its own territory the entire northern third of Pennsylvania, which in colonial times was known as The Quaker Province. In honor of this former distinction, we can still go to Pep Boys and buy a quart of Quaker State motor oil (which is a fine substitute for wine if you're ever invited to a dinner in Wilkes-Borough and need a quick gift).

Petersburg
This site is still awaiting a strong explanation behind the name of this Scranton neighborhood, which may then shed light on the mysterious origin of Moscow and help explain why the two great Russian cities are represented in our area.

Picture Rocks (Muncy area)
The name of the borough is derived from pictographs left behind by some Munsee Indians who once inhabited the Muncy Creek valley. Unfortunately the paintings on the cliffs above Muncy Creek have long since disappeared. See Standing Stone for another example of pictographs/petroglyphs left behind by the natives.

Pigeon
It is difficult to comprehend how a species of North American bird could number in the billions in the 1800s yet be totally extinct today, a shocking tragedy that highlights the devastation that can happen when we take nature for granted. In the mid 19th century, passenger pigeons by the millions would roost in parts of northwest Pennsylvania, the town of Pigeon included. So many pigeons could be lined up in one tree that the branches would snap. Considered so numerous they were impervious to totally destruction, the passenger pigeon did just that, with the final member of the species passing away in the Cincinnati Zoo in 1914.

Pike County
Named for General Zebulon Montgomery Pike, killed in 1813 at the Battle of York (now Toronto) during the War of 1812. This is the same Pike who, seven years earlier when exploring the western United States, discovered Pike's Peak -- apparently from at least 80 miles away. As a youth, Pike is said to have made several trips through the Pike County region.

Pillow
This borough in the Harrisburg area was originally incorporated as Uniontown. However, when the town hit the big time and got its own post office, it was soon evident that a post office under the name Uniontown already existed. A postal official soon saved the day, substituting the name "Pillow" in honor of General Gideon Pillow. The good general was popular at the time for his military victories in the Mexican-American War. However, it took another hundred years (until 1965, in fact) for voters to formalize the switchover from the name Uniontown to Pillow.

Pittston
Pittston was once known as Pittstown, in honor of Sir William Pitt, the same Pitt as in Pittsburgh. Prior to the American Revolution, settlements along the Susquehanna were considered part of the western frontier and were the victims of scattered Indian attacks. Frequently these attacks were encouraged by Spanish and French agents eager to intimidate the English-born settlers. Pitt was the first to successfully convince the British to commit enough resources to repel the Spanish and the French, and his efforts gained him considerable popularity in the colonies. Pitt, a British prime minister, as was his son, also believed that British lawmakers were too heavy-handed in their dealings with colonists. An important river ferry point after the Revolution, Pittstown later became Pittston Ferry, until eventually both the ferry and the name were dropped. Many ferries plowed the Susquehanna and Delaware in Pennsylvania's early days, leaving us names like Dingman's Ferry on the Delaware, Fisher's Ferry near Selinsgrove, and McCall's Ferry south of Lancaster. As mentioned above, Harrisburg was once called Harris' Ferry, and Milford was once known as Wells' Ferry.

Plains Township
The area was originally occupied by the Wanami tribe of the Delaware Indians, whose chief's name was Jacob. He lived on the level portion of the township near the borough of Parsons, and the name Jacob’s Plains was given to that area, until eventually old Jake was given the heave-ho and nothing but Plains remained.

Plymouth
Named by settlers from Plymouth, Connecticut, which took its name from Plymouth, Massachusetts, which was named in honor of Plymouth, England, home port of the Mayflower and located at the mouth of the River Plym. The local Plymouth was first known as Shawneetown, since the village sat near the site of an old Shawnee community. Others say the borough was renamed Plymouth not so much by transplants from Connecticut but simply as a tribute to the first place the Puritans had touched in the new world.

Pocono
From the Indian (probably Delaware) word pocohanne, meaning "stream between two mountains," and probably referring to the Delaware Water Gap.

Port Clinton
As with Clinton Township (see above), this section of Schuylkill county is named for DeWitt Clinton, the prime shaker and mover behind the Erie Canal. Port Clinton was a terminus of the Schuylkill Canal, serving as a loading point for coal headed toward larger markets. The town is now home to the venerable Port Clinton Hotel, a major stop for stagecoaches on the old road from Sunbury to Philadelphia. It's located on Route 61, which used to be Route 122 until the number was divided in half. Like other inns and taverns in olden times, the guestbook served also as a news bureau where travelers could relay the latest news, possibly even the baseball scores between the McAdoo Stompers and the Honeypot Cheaters.

Port Jervis
Named for John Jervis, a chief engineer of the Delaware & Hudson canal, later to become the chief engineer of the Erie Canal. Jervis also designed and oversaw the construction of the Croton Aqueduct and water system built to serve New York City.

Port Matilda (Centre County)
The port without water. Laid out by squire Clement Beckwith in 1850 and named in honor of his daughter, Matilda. The name may have reflected Beckwith's hope that the town would eventually be connected to the Pennsylvania Canal. The canal never did reach Port Matilda, but at least the railroad did.

Potter County
General James Potter, who made his name in the Revolutionary War, may have never set foot in this part of the state, perhaps to steer clear of the antics of another war veteran, Major Isaac Lyman. Lyman is considered the founder of the county, leaving his first wife in order to settle here. After he remarried, his first wife tracked him down and the lovely trio, it is said, lived within spitting distance of each other ever after.

Pottsville
Named for John Pott, a German whose last name was pronounced "putt," the ramifications of which might leave us with a high school sports team called the Pottsville Putz's.

Promised Land
Now a state park in Pike County, the name originated as a term of ridicule for rocky land that was barely able to support any reasonable degree of agriculture, despite the promises of the shysters who sold the tracts. For this reason an old religious sect known as the Shakers came and went, as did lumbering companies who chopped down most every tree in sight and shipped them off to the shipbuilding yards in Philadelphia. The area has since been replanted with second-growth forests. The poor agricultural conditions have also been attributed to the damage caused by ancient glaciers, and note that glaciers may have also played a role in the history of the area in and around Brooklyn PA (see above).

Prompton
Were the original settlers in the early 1800s prompt in paying their debts and obligations? So says one theory regarding the name origin of this town near Honesdale.

Prosperity
After the first settlers hunkered down here in southwest PA, they did the next natural thing: they wanted their own post office. So in order to encourage postal authorities to locate one here, they presented a glowing report (with not one iota of exaggeration, one would assume) of their village's prosperity.

Providence
The original township in the Scranton area, Providence remained an independent community until its merger with Scranton in 1866. The township was founded around 1770 by settlers from Providence, Rhode Island and quickly became known as a place to fetch a good bottle of whiskey. In its early years, people referred to the area as Centerville as well as The Corners, a name that remains today in the form of "Providence Corners." By 1827 folks outside of Providence often called the place "Razorville," poking fun at the supposed shady horse-trading practices of the ex-Yankees from Rhode Island, not to mention their habit of racing horses on Sundays. In naming the township, the founders (perhaps with Indians on their mind) no doubt sought to elicit all the "divine providence" they could get their hands on. One of the more memorable moments in Providence history was "The Great Blow," a tornado that touched down on July 3rd, 1834. In a matter of a few seconds, it is said, most every home was severely damaged or destroyed. Cattle were lifted in the air. A mad search went on for a baby buried under a collapsed chimney. Fortunately the tot was found under the rubble an hour later -- laughing like nothing ever happened. Another young woman sought refuge in a bed, and after her roof blew off the wind picked her up, bed and all, carrying her "several rods" to a nearby meadow. (A rod measures a little over 16 feet.)

Punxsutawney
Apparently the early settlers were overwhelmed at times by the huge numbers of nearly-invisible gnats that infested the region. The nickname for these gnats or sand flies, as some people called them, was "punkies," a name you'll still find in a good dictionary. So Punxsutawney is merely the "town of punkies."

Puseyville
See Lititz, for God's sake.

Quakake
This town in Schuylkill county and stream in Carbon county come from an Indian word meaning "pine woods."

Ransom
Named for Captain Samuel Ransom who raised a company to defend the Wyoming Valley from the British. Ransom was decapitated in the Wyoming Massacre of July 1778.

Red Lion (York county)
Yet another "tavern town," the place takes its name from the old Red Lion Tavern. The town was famous over the years for manufacturing cigars, and on New Year's Eve the town of Red Lion dispenses with all decorum and drops not a lit-up ball but an oversize cigar.

Renovo
Located in the greater Lock Haven area and apparently noted for its facility that restores and renovates old railroad cars, thus the Latin "renovo" meaning "I renew."

Ricketts Glen State Park
The big story here is that this parkland was once approved for National Park status back in the 1930s, that is until World War II put the kibosh on those plans. This area around the convergence point of Columbia, Luzerne and Sullivan counties was once owned by Robert Ricketts, a colonel during the Civil War era. With land holdings so vast, it took a few decades for Ricketts to even realize his acreage included majestic waterfalls, not even Ganoga Falls that clocks in at a height of nine stories.

Ridgebury
This township in Bradford county was once the name of a farm owned by a Sam Bennett. Sam noticed that many berries grew along the ridges, so voila, the name of his farm was born as Ridgebery, which eventually morphed into Ridgebury.

Ringtown (Schuylkill county)
Different versions of this story exist, but here's the basic low-down: In 1830/1831, somebody's wagon-wheel ring (the kind that holds the wheel together) was stolen from a blacksmith shop. The apparent victim of this scandalous crime, a wealthy landowner nearby, then started referring to the area mockingly as "ring town."

Rome
Located nine miles from Towanda at 41.9 degrees north latitude. Rome, Italy is located at 41.5. A coincidence? One thinks not. Athens, however, located 14 miles away, is hardly at the same latitude as the Greek capital.

Roseto
This town near Stroudsburg is named for the village of Roseto Valfortore in Italy. It was largely settled by Italians employed at the numerous local slate quarries.

Rough and Ready
Located near Shamokin, this village took its name from a California town that was named during the 1849 gold rush.

Rush
This township in Schuylkill county revolves around the illustrious Rush family. Benjamin Rush was a signer of the Declaration of Independence. Rebecca Rush (1779-1850) was one of the relatively few female authors of the period, publishing the novel Kelroy in 1812, which was overshadowed by the war. She possibly went by the pen name "A Lady of Philadelphia." Rebecca's father was a judge named Jacob who should have been born in Dickville (see above) in Luzerne County because of his habit of directing constables to arrest young boys who had the gall to play ball in the streets on Sundays.

St. Clair
The town got its start in 1833 on farmland owned by Arthur Saint Clair Nichols.

St. Johns
Located right near the point where Interstate 80 crosses 81, the name is a result of the Sugarloaf Massacre of 1780. During that skirmish a militia of some 45 men from the Lehigh Valley were ambushed in the Conyngham valley by the British, some British sympathizers (Tories), and members of the Seneca tribe. Afterwards several Moravian missionaries from the Bethlehem area made the northward trek to help bury the dead. It's said they were struck by the natural beauty of the valley and decided to set up shop, albeit a small one, at St. Johns.

St. Nicholas (Schuylkill county)
According to legend, colliery owners Cake and Guise started their operations there on a Christmas Day.

Sally Ann
If only some writers could ever realize how their words might be taken generations down the line. Writing way back in 1926 in his Pennsylvania: A History, George Donehoo (an authority on Indian, er, Native American names as well) laid out the basics regarding this village/settlement. The story dates to around 1791 when forge masters from New York City "penetrated" the wilderness of what later became Berks County. Because the site was far from deposits of "virgin ore," said Donehoo, historians have long pondered what prompted "the erection" of this famed iron furnace that took on the name of Sally Ann. Sally, it seems, was short for Sarah Ann Fisher, wife of Nicholas Hunter who owned a magnificent estate on the grounds of the Sally Ann Furnace, though whether she witnessed the actual erection is a matter that shall be kept under wraps. According to Donehoo, the grounds were "studded" with a prolific growth of huge dogwood trees that formed a unique type of charcoal that proved particularly effective in the manufacture of iron. In terms of the overall history of Pennsylvania, the stoves of the famed furnaces were deemed significant enough to place on display at the State Museum in Harrisburg. At the time Donehoo wrote these charming notes in 1926, ruins of the famed furnace works were still visible, making for a minor tourist attraction. Apparently the erection of iron furnaces using virgin ore in newly penetrated wilderness lands studded with dogwood of prolific growth was such an exciting event to the locals that tradition called for naming the furnace after the founder's wife (as it were). We see similar excitement over in Lancaster county, where the town of Elizabeth was named for the same reason. If only Sally Ann and Elizabeth corresponded over the years and compared notes, we might have quite a steamy romance novel on our hands.

Sayre
There's a certain accepted story dealing with this name: In the 1870s some local developers took a party of railroad men to a nearby hillside to give them a birds-eye view of the town below. All were greatly impressed, it is said, by the beauty and extent of the plain. Robert Sayre, president of the Pennsylvania & New York Canal and Railroad Company commented, "What a magnificent location for a great city." To which one of the developers replied (sensing a killing on the land & housing market?), "If that is your opinion, Mr. Sayre, we will build a town and call it by your name." The deal was sealed at that moment (to which the developers probably thought to themselves, "If you're gonna stroke anything, to hell with the beaver and head right for a wealthy man's ego.").

Schoeneck
Another place-name built on the dialect of the Pennsylvania Dutch, where a "pretty corner" is a scheenous eck, which eventually got morphed into Schoeneck, located in the Lancaster neck of the woods.

Schuylkill
This is not an Indian name but one that comes from the Dutch for "hidden stream." When Dutch explorers first passed the mouth of the Schuylkill River they missed it completely, so later they gave it this name. Dutch-inspired town names are far more common in the New York area, including Peekskill and Fishkill, though the Poconos does feature a Bushkill.

Sciota
It's said this town derived its name from an Indian word meaning "great legs" (river tributaries). Another suggestion is "at the branch" of the river. A third suggestion says the word was actually an Indian name for deer. Regardless, one wonders (if we go the "great legs" route) whether the local Indian tribe applied the word 'sciota' only to rivers :-)

Scranton
A string of names preceded Scranton: Capouse (after Capoose -- father of Winola -- chief of the Munsee tribe, from which Muncy takes its name); Slocum Hollow (which the Slocum family didn't like one bit); Deep Hollow, Unionville, Harrison, Lackawanna Iron Works (heaven forbid); Scrantonia; and almost, but not quite, Armstrong. Named for George and Selden Scranton who came from New Jersey in 1840, bought most of what is now downtown Scranton for the tidy sum of $8,000 and began to smelt iron. The first Scranton in America was John Scranton, a Puritan who landed in Boston in 1637, originally from Guilford, England. As far as current streets go, Monsey and Capouse avenues are located one block from each other, Slocum is a one-block street at an intermediate school in South Side, and Harrison Avenue is one of many streets named in honor of a former president, in this case the one who lasted in office but a month.

Sebastopol
Sebastopol began as a port village along the Susquehanna south of Pittston. Once called Thompson (Thompson Street exists today), the name eventually was changed to commemorate the courage of the legendary Russian port city on the Crimean peninsula. Located on the northern shores of the Black Sea, Sevastopol resisted a 349-day siege during the Crimean War in 1854. Leveled in the battle, Sevastopol soon rebuilt itself and worked its way into the imagination of an America suffering through the throes of the Civil War.

Seltzer
No natural springs are found here in this Schuylkill county village that sports the name of a prominent family from the 1800s.

Shamokin
It's been suggested that the word means "eel stream" or "where the chief lived," but the most likely translation is "where horns are plentiful" or "place of the horn." (No sly comment will be forthcoming at this time, thank you.)

Shanty Irish / Lace Curtain Irish
These terms refer to certain economic classes of Irish immigrants, though the names are slowly going the way of the rotary phone and other antiquities such as Windows 98. The terms probably originated in New England though they have their roots back in Ireland where the shanties would be called "bogtrotters" and the lace curtains might be called "West Brits" for their feigned English demeanor. "Shanty Irish" were simply those who lived in less glamorous housing and couldn't afford the fancy curtains of their better-off Irish co-immigrants. But deeper than that, it also refers to those who were less inclined to give up the ingrained traditions of their homeland, particularly the more family-oriented, less individualistic framework of life combined with a less competitive and materialistic mindset that at times found itself incompatible with either British or American cultural ideals.

Shavertown
See Trucksville.

Shawanese
A speck on the map near Harvey's Lake, it shares the same name as an Indian tribe, similar to Shawnee-on-the-Delaware.

Shenandoah
The most popular explanation is that Shenandoah is an Indian name meaning "sprucy stream." Another says "river flowing alongside high hills and mountains." Still another insists that the name comes from the Shenandoah Valley in Virginia where the meaning would lean toward "daughter of the skies." Yet another translation comes from the Iroquois for "great plains." During its heyday, Shenandoah was known as "the only wild west town in the east," featuring more bars per capita than any other town in America (a distinction that Northeast Pennsylvania as a whole still takes the bronze medal for). It was also a hotbed of activity for the Molly Maguires.

Sheshequin (north-central Pennsylvania)
Means "place of the rattle" (as in the rattle of a medicine man). Eastern Sheshequin is still known by the locals as Ghent, taken from the town in Belgium where the famous treaty ended the War of 1812. Around the same time the articles of peace were signed between the United States and Britain, a Mr. & Mrs. Earl Mastin of the eastern part of Sheshequin, known to be a belligerent and feisty couple, agreed upon their own articles of peace and tranquility, thus prompting a local doctor to call the place "Ghent." Near Sheshequin and Ghent was a village called Hornbrook (also the name of a creek), which some say takes its name from the large horn or tusk of a mastadon, nine feet long, found in the riverbed in 1844. If it wasn't a mastodon, it was from a pair of deer’s horns found embedded in a tree near the creek at an earlier date.

Shickshinny
Situated along a scenic strip of Route 11, midway between Nanticoke and Berwick, Shickshinny is named for nearby Shickshinny Creek. The word means "five mountains," as five mountains converge near here: Newport, Knob, Lee's, River and Rocky Mountains. However, other people insist that the correct origin is a corruption of the Munsee word schigi-hanna, which means "fine stream," and this explanation does seem plausible. Others suggest the word stems from an Algonquin term meaning "turkeys aplenty."

Shohola
Founded in 1772, the name means "place of peace."

Sinking Spring (Reading area)
The area got its name from the large number of underground streams in the vicinity, some of which carve out the limestone and form sinkholes. One spring in particular seemed to rise with considerable speed and force, only to sink again almost immediately, and thus the inspiration for the name.

Skinners Eddy
Darned, there's no excitement to this name at all. Located near Laceyville, the community was named after Ebenezer Skinner, a tavern owner. An eddy, you'll recall, is an area an a stream or river where the currents get wacky, sometimes forming a whirlpool.

Slippery Rock
There are several versions of the "Slippery Rock" saga, so take your pick. Some folks believe the matter boils down to a particular kind of moss, which when combined with the clay and silt washing over it creates the "slippery rock" in the nearby creek. Some say George Washington was fleeing natives in the area and chose to dash across the Slippery Rock Creek to safety. The pursuing Indian lost his footing on the rocks and misfired his gun, and the father of our country was spared. (Apparently the story has some truth to it, though the episode occurred elsewhere. It's also been said, with a good degree of authority, that angels themselves helped stop bullets during the Revolutionary War.) Another legend suggests that the creek was named during the French & Indian War. As a British commander led his forces down an Indian trail and across the creek, his horse fell on a large smooth rock, severely injuring the officer. As a result, the soldiers then christened the stream Slippery Rock (which local college students still call by a slightly different name, one that rhymes, ha ha). However, a strong explanation comes from a William Ralston who graduated from the college in 1901 (Early History Along the Slippery Rock). According to Ralston, the name of the stream reflects the fact that the water at the spot had a peculiar texture. Further, the stream contained many riffles (shallow, stony areas) and the combination led to rocks that collected slime rather easily (Dan Flood must have swum there), sometimes an inch thick at a time. Wrote Ralston, "sloping ice or soft soap was scarcely as slippery."

Smiley
Located southeast of Gibson in Susquehanna County. Once known as Smiley Hollow, this village name honors an industrious shopkeeper named John Smiley. His Smiley Hollow Inn, built in 1837, is now a bed and breakfast. Smiley was known as an innovative merchant who was lenient with his credit terms, thus attracting farmers from miles around to his store located on the old road to Newburgh, which in itself guaranteed a fair share of business until it was displaced by the railroad.

Snowshoe
Snowshoe sits not far from the geographic center of Pennsylvania. In 1773, local surveyors found a snow shoe hanging from a tree limb here, not far from the site of an abandoned Indian camp.

SNPJ
After the neo-ghost-town of Centralia, SNPJ is about as small as a borough gets, clocking in at some 15 residents by most recent count. The name is an acronym for Borough of Slovenska Naroda Podporna Jednota (Slovene National Benefit Society), which provides group insurance coverage and other benefits to its members. The area of SNPJ is actually the recreation grounds of the organization, located elsewhere in Pennsylvania. However, when the borough was formed in 1977, the governing township (North Beaver) was a "dry" region that restricted the sale of alcohol, so the town fathers got around this onerous burden by setting up their own town. The mini borough is located in Lawrence County on the Ohio border, named after the USS Lawrence which gained fame on Lake Erie in the War of 1812.

The so-called "Wilkes-Barre"/Scranton Airport
Picture if you will this pathetic scenario repeated Sunday after Sunday in a Wilkes-Barre church: Mass starts at 9 a.m. Without fail, whenever they were in town, Dan Flood and his wife strut down the center aisle at precisely 9:02, disrupt the mass and take a front-row seat so everyone can see them. THIS is the story of the so-called "Wilkes-Barre"/Scranton airport in a nutshell. Several forces have combined to create this monstrosity of a name, the only airport in the world named backwards and one that the Scranton Times-Tribune on its editorial pages have called "a clunker." On the surface, most of the damage was done by congressman Dan Flood, who finally got bounced out of Washington as a result of kickbacks and other forms of chicanery. In his heyday, Flood was a member of the so-called "College of Cardinals": the 13 highest ranking members of the house appropriations committee. According to the New York Times, Flood used his influence there to halt construction of the federal interstate highway system until planners rerouted it through Wilkes-Barre. According to the Times, Flood also used his influence to bounce Pentagon staff up and down like toy soldiers in order to get what he wanted. According to Time magazine (2/20/78), Flood also enjoyed strutting around in satin-lined capes, a mark of a self-absorbed, childish personality that he was. Flood also had a history of tying obscure riders onto House bills, practically in the middle of the night when no one was looking. It is such a rider that probably led to the ultimate compromise of our area's integrity: an airport name that follows no national or international standard in its arrangement. After the airport was built in 1947, local people would logically refer to it as the "Scranton Airport." When Flood heard this he would go ballistic, saying "It's the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Airport, by act of Congress!" (By compromising the integrity of Congress, if one wishes to tell the truth about it, as well as the inadvertent tipoff that he was solely responsible.) Apparently Flood cared little that Joe McDade's father donated 122 acres of land from his Heidelberg Coal Company to make the airport project work, at a time when other coal companies were flipping the bird to the deal. A second force at work was the service-to-self mindset of the Wilkes-Barre powers-that-be, as exemplified by how they tried to rig the Pennsylvania state constitution when Lackawanna County tried to break away nearly a century earlier. A service-to-self mindset thinks only of itself, in irrational fashion, and like an infant thinks the world revolves around itself. This mindset reappeared when Bob Casey gave the arena project to the Wyoming Valley, and in an about-face from the regional tone Casey tried to set, the arena board double-crossed the governor, bulldozing its way into naming the sports teams "Wilkes-Barre"/Scranton, instead of more mature and regional names such as Pocono Penguins and Pocono Pioneers. The scenario has played out perfectly for them, as locals have often dropped the "Scranton" part, calling the teams just "Wilkes-Barre" Penguins, etc. This was their intention from the start. This kind of mentality is unthinkable in the Scranton region, where the "Wilkes-Barre" end of the name would never be dropped. These patterns demonstrate that as crude as it sounds, the Scranton area is far more mature and evolutionarily advanced than its neighbors to the south, who flip out like spoiled children when you tell them the airport is named backwards. Once the backwards switcheroo is complete, the Gulcho-O-Centric mindset then likes to remove the Scranton element altogether. For instance, radio station WARM on its talk shows went as far as saying eventually "If you live in Wilkes-Barre/Wyoming valley, the number to call is . . . Anywere else, call..." Anywhere else? How about the city that made WARM and Magic 93 and such what they are? Now it's virtually eliminated. Such is the power of self-delusion: a town is repeatedly listed before the city. Go figure. For instance, it's profoundly pathetic to listen to WARM broadcast a Pioneers game, what with the announcer, slobbering over a minor league indoor football team for God's sake, continually referring to them as "Wilkes-Barre, Wilkes-Barre, Wilkes-Barre," as if Wilkes-Barre could have concocted the arena project on its own. (This is the same nasal-voiced announcer who "redefined" the calling area for WARM's talk shows and offered NO critical discussion of the arena project, in contrast to a radio journalist with integrity, Fred Williams, who told the truth so much that the Wilkes-Borough town elders drove him out of town despite his high ratings, much higher than the incurable Gulcher/bore of a talkshow host down at WARM. Perhaps they were incensed when Williams laughed out loud, on the air, about the backwards airport name.) But from a Wilkes-Borough point of view, this is the definition of regionalism. However, when one reads about the payola scandals of the last couple years and the settlements offered up by chains such as Clear Channel and Citadel, the long term trend is apparent: in order to regress into the garbage that passes for commercial music today, these stations had to gravitate away from the Scranton area into the land where "revered" politicians violate the sacred space of the Sunday mass. This gravitation was made possible by -- and occurred under cover of -- the local media market also being named irrationally backwards, a direct result of the backwards airport fiasco and possibly another compromise of a federal agency, the FCC, at the hands of Flood. Bottom line, when you hear a radio station say they're located in "Wilkes-Barre"/Scranton, you're hearing an example of stealth Gulch-O-Centrism justified by Flood's backroom scummery. For instance, this infantile behavior was once exemplified by the sorry-assed Barry Finn, the old weatherman on WYOU, a Wyoming Valley resident who referred about five times per minute to the forecast for the "Wilkes-Barre/Scranton area," repeated so frequently it was obvious he was running his agenda at the expense of the station's credibility. The tragedy is, each time these media outlets talk about some imaginary region called "Wilkes-Barre"/Scranton, they're pile-driving their integrity so deep into the ground that it will take generations to recover. We live in an information era when we go to college to learn how to think with precision and rigor, but on the other hand, we're supposed to accept the malarkey that the airport is named backwards, under the pretext and pretense that some logic dictates that a town half the size of Scranton is listed first. No logic prevails, it's all childish grandstanding initiated by a legislative sleight-of-hand induced by an attempt at geo-cultural hegemony based on an inferiority complex -- or in other words, overcompensation carried out with the reckless vehemence of a jihad. The only proper response is to laugh at it when it pokes out its redneck head, just as one would laugh at someone who passes off false credentials on their resume. To wit, to make the lazy intellectual leap that somehow, just because the airport was corruptly named backwards, the entire region is now named backwards, it's a bit like a high school kid telling a college student what courses to take. It's laughable and sad at the same time. The third element at play here is the general trending of all mankind away from the service-to-self space, a trending noticed when Lackawanna County began its quest for independence. You can see it in your own life if you have any degree of service-to-other in you, where the mature gradually pull away from the immature, and the childish ones are stranded all by themselves, crying that no one is paying attention to them any more. That's pretty much the position of current Wilkes-Barre, where visitors soon realize the dog is all bark and no bite, the self-assumed emperor has no clothes, and no one need pay attention to the (impotent) man behind the curtain who walks down the church aisle two minutes late just so he can be the laughable Big Kahuna in the satin-lined cape. His message to the Wyoming Valley is clear: If you can't earn a space, you steal it.

The so-called "Wilkes-Barre"/Scranton International Airport
The inaccurate tag "international" on the airport name is yet another example of the pathetic steps that Dan Flood and Wilkes-Borough have been willing to take in order to boost up their fragile egos and mislead others in the process. According to federal guidelines, any airport with some form of "international" travel qualifies for additional subsidies for FAA operations, capital support and other purposes. Back around 1975, Flood took advantage of this loophole and strong-armed a Canadian airline to run a flight a week into The Only Airport in the World Named Backwards. For an airport that can barely support a steady stream of commuter traffic and goes through new airlines like water, a weekly flight to Canada is even more preposterous than naming the semi-pro hockey and indoor-football teams backwards. It's pure pork, and the Canadian airline most likely flew at 99% vacancy. But the minor league airport now qualified for "international" status -- and additional subsidies through the feds. The international landing rights status has been in effect since 1975, and as you can see it is based on a lie, as is the rest of the airport name. It's been years since any empty flight departed for Canada, by the way, though the occasional drug-run to Columbia has been well-documented. Jerking around the financial integrity of the United States was one of Flood's favorite pastimes. In the same year the airport name took on the assinine "international" tag, thus making it a double lie (the town seal of Wilkes-Borough should say "Once Is Not Enough"), Flood bypassed the Department of Health, Education and Welfare which denied federal funds for an expansion of Philadelphia's Hahnemann Hospital. The additional $65 million would build a 20-story addition. Flood said "screw you" to HEW by attaching a stealth grant for the hospital to an unrelated federal anti-poverty bill. This shady act, by the way, started to gain Flood the kind of national attention he'd rather do without, and it was the beginning of the end for him, leading Time magazine to suggest he delivered more to Wilkes-Borough "than reason permits." Said Time on November 20th, 1978, "For a brief period in the 1970s, beginning with the expurgation from government of the Watergate gang, Americans flirted with the idea of demanding personal morality in high places. (With the reelection of Dan Flood) that rush to morality may be ebbing." It's curious that Flood, author of the Airport of the Double-Lie (the name is backwards and it ain't international) was booted out of Washington on the double charge of bribery as well as lying about it. And the stealth attachment to an unrelated House bill? Well, how do you think the airport got its backwards name in the first place?

South Canaan
See Waymart.

Standing Stone (Bradford county)
The magnificent Standing Stone, sometimes referred to as the "Oneida," was about six inches square and stands 14 feet high. It sat at the confluence of the Juniata River and the Standing Stone Creek in Huntingdon. It's believed to have marked the cross-waters point of the two streams, for both Indians and pioneers alike, for they often met at the stone to trade goods, information, and possibly the latest tips on the racehorses at Belmont. When the first European visitors arrived at the creek's mouth, they reportedly found an Indian camp whose lodges were arranged in a circle, centered by the stone which was covered with petroglyphs. Perhaps one reason for circling the stone was the protection it afforded, for legend warned that if the stone were ever moved the tribe would meet its demise. When the Indians left they took the stone but of course not the name. More than one tribe may have featured such a stone, but the one at Standing Stone remains the most famous.

Starrucca
Founded in 1818, the name means "junction of waters." Located near the far northeast corner of the state, the town features the monumental railway bridge known as the Starrucca Viaduct

Steene
This hamlet in Wayne county probably no longer exists, but it was once a rail stop number 16. Perhaps the train passed through the village boundaries so quickly there wasn't enough time to pronounce the full word "sixteen."

Sterling
Did the earliest settlers wish to convey the sterling qualities of the residents? Did a silversmith once live here? Whoever is the first to determine this name-origin beyond a reasonable doubt wins a McDonald's Happy Meal, minus the silverware, courtesy of this web page. Located off Interstate 84, southwest of Lake Wallenpaupack.

Stroudsburg
In the summer of 1778, Stroudsburg became a haven for survivors of the Wyoming Massacre (a vicious showdown between American settlers and British/Indian forces loyal to the crown). Two years earlier, Colonel Jacob Stroud had bought some land tracts and built a stockade here. The stockade, known as Fort Penn, provided protection for the former Wyoming Valley settlers, a gesture that helped cement the fatherly status of Colonel Stroud. The surrounding area was also once known as Fort Hamilton, built by Pennsylvania authorities for the same reason as Fort Penn. Stroud's son Daniel later became somewhat of a real estate agent. On lots that he sold he wisely insisted that houses be set back 30 feet from the street.

Sturges
A tiny spot located north of Peckville, the honor goes to Edward Baker Sturges, a Connecticut lawyer who moved to Scranton in 1869. He was a developer of Scranton's trolley system which led to the nickname "Electric City." A little-known, non-residential Sturges Avenue still exists just west of North Washington Avenue, near the Scranton Prep School.

Sugarloaf
A sugarloaf is simply a pile of refined sugar in the shape of a cone. The word was much more common a century ago than it is today. Sugarloaf Mountain is the cone-shaped hill, more technically a monadnock, that seems to rise out of nowhere, reaching a height of 500 feet right in the middle of the Sugarloaf Valley, site of the town of Sugarloaf. Lying to the west of Interstate 81, north of Hazleton, the Sugarloaf Valley ranks among Pennsylvania's most scenic.

Sugar Notch
Named by settlers from New York and New Jersey who found sugar maple trees in the notch -- or gap -- of the mountain there. The "Sugarnotch Shuffle" was an imaginary dance created by the talented Terry McNulty of radio station WARM, who was later dumped and replaced by announcers of far less talent, probably because he didn't come from the Wyoming Valley and had the gall to come from the more sophisticated Scranton area and thus posed a threat to their ego. Formerly regional stations such as WARM, centrally located at the time in Avoca, were once staffed primarily by individuals strongly inclined to serve the community as a whole. This inclination reflected itself in stratospheric ratings similar to those enjoyed by Channel 16 today, which at the time was the unofficial "cousin" of WARM, with similar locations and mindsets. Gradually these radio stations saw their staffing gravitate heavily toward a self-centered Wyoming Valley point of view, basically because the more intelligent staffers actually had a life and moved elsewhere in their careers. The Wyoming Valley staffers then started to close ranks as if forming a protective ring with their stagecoaches, forcing out the more intelligent employees who did not subscribe to the point of view that Wilkes-Borough was the center of the universe. Once the deck was stacked this way, few if any level-headed, regionally thinking employees were ever hired again; they were effectively boxed out. For instance, the talk show hosts now broadcast from a Wyoming Valley point of view, making them totally irrelevant to anyone possessing more than a high school education. Former Scranton mayor James McNulty, a former talk show host at WARM, was actually told point blank by gulch-oriented station management that his show was "too Lackawanna county." (This is redneck-speak for "You operate with an intelligent, regional point of view, not a regressive Wilkes-Barre-centric point of view. Therefore you make us feel very uncomfortable, so there's the door.") The irony was, once the station moved out of the loop to Wilkes-Borough, folks in Lackawanna County were pretty much ignored, even though it was the Lackawanna County end of the region that created the space for the old glory days of WARM. The attitude of gulch-centered management was "We can do it ourselves." Unfortunately for them, history has demonstrated they cannot. Once the box-out was nearly complete, the stations gave up all pretense of regionalism and actually moved a Scranton/Wilkes-Barre radio station to the town of Wilkes-Borough, under cover of and justified by the backwards name of the media market, completing their transition into social irrelevance. Once again we see it demonstrated that the honor-and-integrity path of regionalism, as demonstrated by Bob Casey when he unwittingly handed over the arena project to service-to-self forces, can't turn a blind eye to the Wilkes-Borough path of regionalism, which is to stack the deck to such an extent that the messy notion of integrity will never become a factor.

Sullivan County
Sandwiched between Wyoming and Lycoming counties on the way to Williamsport, this one is named for major general John Sullivan of the Revolutionary era. The general was known for his infamous Sullivan Expedition that ruthlessly cleared thousands of Iroquois, under direct orders from George Washington and partly as a response to the Wyoming Massacre, out of upstate New York. In the process, Sullivan pushed his own army so hard that horses dropped like flies, leading to the town name of Horseheads, New York. As a military commander, Sullivan's record was somewhat lackluster, perhaps because he exhibited a pronounced affection for the bottle, though he might feel right at home at the bars and pubs on Sullivan Street in Greenwich Village, Manhattan, which is also named after this half-crazed general.

Sunbury
Sunbury earned a line in the nation's history in 1883 when Thomas Edison began operating the world's first three-wire central electric lighting station here. Edison was drawn to Sunbury because of its cheap and abundant energy resources, but local residents apparently weren't so drawn to Edison; many locals were simply afraid to walk near the electric wires. Sitting at the point where the west and north branches of the Susquehanna converge, Sunbury dates back to 1772 and shares its name with the city on the Thames, southwest of London. The word literally means "city of the sun."

Susquehanna
From sisquehanne. 'Sisku' means mud and 'hanne' means river, thus "muddy river." Settlers may have first heard the word used by natives during a heavy runoff. On some early maps the spelling "Sasquehanna" can be seen. The Indian word 'hanne' bears no relation to the current word 'hayna,' used chiefly by residents of Hayna-Gulch (Wilkes-Borough), who believe their town extends from Binghamton to Philadelphia and from the New Jersey line westward to Ohio, a holdover from the inflated imaginations of Connecticut authorities who once believed their land holdings extended clear to the Pacific. Delusions die hard. "Susquehanna" has also been translated as "long reach river," "crooked river" and "great bay river," though the only thing really crooked was congressman Flood who lived near it, at which point the river temporarily becomes the Susque-hayna.

Swoyersville
Named for John Henry Swoyer, who operated two coal breakers there. In the 1950s, voters in Swoyersville put the issue on the ballot to remove the ‘s’ and return the name to its original form. As a result of the vote, the ‘s’ remained. Some residents still insist on calling the place Swoyerville. Contrary to the reputations earned by other coal executives, John Henry Swoyer goes down in history as a gentleman who actually treated his workers well.

Tamanend
Named for the wise old soul of an Indian chief, Tammany/Tamanend, who formed a treaty with William Penn in 1694. Unlike his European counterparts who considered Indians savages and animals, Penn tended to treat them as equals, and Chief Tammany of the Delaware tribe returned the favor. Both men publicly expressed their desire for Indians and white settlers to co-exist amicably for generations to come. Such was the influence of Tammany's wisdom-in-action that a movement was set afoot in Revolutionary times to make him the patron saint of America, and early calendars depict May 1st as Tammany Day, spearheaded by groups such as the Tammany Society of Philadelphia and New York. Tammany's name was eventually the inspiration for the New York political machine known as Tammany Hall, the hall itself referred to by New York politicians as "the wigwam." Closer to northeast Pennsylvania we see a village called Tammany Flats located in Damascus Township, Wayne county.

Tamaqua
An Indian name for "beaver." Tamaqua Creek is sometimes called "Beaver Creek."

Tannersville
Most likely the location of an old tannery, as was Gouldsboro.

Tatamy
Found in the Easton area and named after Moses Tatamy, a Lenape (Delaware) Indian. Displaced from his native New Jersey, Tatamy was given land in Northampton County by the Penn family, who probably valued his services as both a friend and a translator and wished to maintain the cooperative, Quaker tradition set forth by their patriarch, William Penn. After Tatamy's death the land transferred to William Allen of Allentown fame.

Taylor
Once known as Taylorville, it was named for Moses Taylor, the famous check writer from New York. Among his many endeavors, Taylor was a major Union financier during the Civil War. One of the richest Americans of the era, he donated $250,000 to open Moses Taylor Hospital to serve workers of his railroad (the DL&W) as well as his iron and coal workers.

Temple
The sign on the old hotel in the Reading area said, "Stop at Solomon's Temple." The owner's first name was Solomon, and for awhile the region itself went by the name of Solomon's Temple.

Texas Township
Found in Wayne county, the excitement began not long after the Mexican-American War (1846-48), when the state of Texas gained its independence. Texas Township thus joins Matamoras as towns whose name origins trace back to this episode in American history.

Thompson
Named for the Scotsman William Thompson. If you spell it as Thomson (either the Susquehanna county town or William's last name), you're not entirely incorrect, for it seems acceptable either way in this case.

Thornhurst Township
One of the most recent name-changes to appear on this list. After Lackawanna County broke away from Luzerne in 1878, Buck Township was split in half. The Lackawanna portion of the township now became Lehigh, which drove the postal service nuts because a Lehigh Township already existed in Wayne County. So in 1996, Lackawanna's southern township of Lehigh became Thornhurst. Early Buck township was known for its swamps, taking on the name "Great Swamp" and "Shades of Death," (see Hickory Run in this regard) prompted by the quagmire it created for escapees from the Wyoming Massacre of 1778. An early resident here was one Justice Simonson, circa 1850, who lived to be nearly 100 years old and made the 15-mile walk to Wilkes-Barre well into his mid-90s. Even more fascinating, this swampland was once the center of one of the great early land swindles in American history. Known as the "City of Rome" project, charlatans in 1810 finagled several wealthy Philadelphians to purchase land in the area. Even before construction of cabins or buildings, a "president" and 18 "councilmen" were elected to lead the great city, that is until the scheme was exposed by attorney Charles Miner writing for the Wilkes-Barre Gleaner. Said one historian of times past, the so-called "City of Rome" was fit only for "reptiles and beasts."

Throop
Spun off from Dickson City and named around 1894 for Dr. Benjamin Throop, a real estate investor and the Lackawanna Valley's first physician. It's been said that Dr. Throop was drowning in debt until he enlisted in the army as a Civil War surgeon and his debts were temporarily put on hold. In 1911, some 72 miners were killed in a fire at Throop's Pancoast mine, one of the worst mining distasters in this part of the state. Streets named Pancoast/Pancost still exist today in Throop and Dickson City. Dr. Throop eventually founded Lackawanna Hospital, later to become Scranton State General Hospital, now the site of a veteran's home. (Note that Time magazine of February 20, 1978 hints strongly, if you put the pieces together correctly, that congressman Dan Flood [Slimeball-PA] used his tainted influence to steer the Veteran's Administration hospital, earmarked for Scranton, to his home turf of Wilkes-Borough.) Also note the spooky coincidence that there's a Throop Street in Dunmore as well as a Dunmore Street in Throop. In a Buddhist monastery this could serve as an effective koan designed to blow one's mind and achieve nirvana, similar to wondering why we can drive on the parkway and park in the driveway.

Tioga County
Founded in 1792. Named after the Tioga River, now the Chemung, taken from the Indian word meaning "our gateway" or "at the fords" or something that combines the meaning of the two. The gateway was the confluence of the Chemung and Susquehanna, leading from the Delaware lands of the south to the Iroquois lands to the north.

Tobyhanna
Named for its proximity to Tobyhanna Creek whose banks are lined with alder trees. Tobi is an Indian word for alder, and hanna means stream.

Torpedo
Townfolk say a horse-drawn wagon carrying nitroglycerine got stuck in the mud at railroad tracks here in northwest PA back in 1883. The nickname for such a load was a torpedo, and when a train hit the wagon the locals got to see first-hand how accurate the nickname 'torpedo' really was.

Towamensing Township
Found in Carbon County and meaning "uninhabited country." However, it is not true that towamensing also refers to the space between Paris Hilton's ears.

Towanda
From a Nanticoke Indian name tawundeunk, meaning "where we bury the dead" or "from here our great dead are resting." Nanticoke rituals included burying the bones of the dead in sacred grounds. Once called Meansville, Towanda takes its name from the nearby Towanda Creek.

Tower City
Named in 1868 for its founder, Charlemagne Tower Sr., whose son later served as ambassador to Germany. The elder Tower was a crafty lawyer who attempted to buy up a large swath of land in the Schuylkill county area with the intention of making a killing when it came time to lease or sell the land to mining companies and other industrialists. He succeeded partially, often operating behind dummy names, which perhaps trained his son well for the complexities and subtleties of handling the job of diplomatic envoy to a major European power.

Transfer
You'll find this town, or what's left of it, near the Ohio line. At one time in our country's history the space between the rails of train tracks was not standardized. Some rail companies featured what was called "narrow gauge" which were incompatible with trains designed for wider "broad gauge" lines. When broad-gauge tracks met up with narrow-gauge, the train would have to stop and workers would transfer freight onto the next train. Transfer, Pennsylvania was a spot where two such lines met: the Erie Railroad met up with the Erie & Pittsburgh at this point, and the gauges of the two lines were simply incompatible for further travel by either.

Tremont (Schuylkill county)
French for "three mountains."

Tripp's Park
Nowadays relegated to nickname status in West Scranton, Tripp's Park is named to honor one of Scranton's first settlers, Isaac Tripp, who arrived around 1788. Because of his real estate dabbling, Tripp earned the nickname "Squire." His Tripp Homestead still exists today in the Tripp's Park section, built on what at the time was referred to as "Capoose Meadows." Prior to the Wyoming Massacre, Indians had abducted Tripp's granddaughter, Frances Slocum. Tripp travelled to the Forty Fort area to help investigate, but unfortunately turned into one of the victims himself. Curiously, Tripp Street is located over a mile to the north, outside of Tripp's Park, which never ran further south than Cemetery Street, which today is known as West Gibson Street (adjacent to the boneyard known as Cathedral Cemetery). Cemetery Street formed the western boundary of a self-named (and overly so) neighborhood informally called "Farr's Ideal Home Sites," and Farr Street still exists here. Around 1899, John Farr became the speaker of the Pennsylvania house. (For trivia buffs, another "former street" in West Scranton is the old Chestnut Street, which today goes by the name of St. Frances Cabrini Avenue. And down by the South Side Lanes one can still see the street sign for South Wyoming Avenue, which hardly a soul is still aware of.)

Triumph Township
You can imagine the jubilation and thus the "triumph" of local settlers once they struck oil here in the 19th century.

Troy
Not only did our founding fathers have a healthy fascination with beaver, they also seemed to have a fondness for city names from antiquity, among them Troy, which was formerly known as Augusta. Early residents of Augusta/Troy, in Bradford county, received their land-deeds from Connecticut authorities. Before long, they realized they had to buy the land a second time -- from Pennsylvania authorities. Because of the difficulty of traveling around the county, Troy was once a co-county-seat with Towanda.

Trucksville
Named for early resident William Trucks (possibly spelled Trux), a veteran of the Revolutionary War. Trux's son later (1813) sold nearby land to Philip Shaver, for whom Shavertown takes its name. It appears Shavertown was once known as Bloody Run, reputedly because the main drag featured a number of butchers.

Tulpehocken township
Found in the Reading area, the name comes from an Indian word meaning “the land of turtles.” Locally it's not uncommon to see delivery trucks for Tulpehocken spring water, bearing the image of a tribesman in full-feathered headgear.

Tunkhannock
Some tribes used a word to denote the smaller of two converging streams, and the word was tankhanne and/or tankhanna. The tank-hanne in question here is the adjacent Tunkhannock Creek, which converges with the Susquehanna River.

Two Lick Valley
If it takes two to tango then it certainly takes two to lick, whether the festivities occur at the Two Lick Reservoir, Two Lick Creek or Two Lick Lake, all of which spice up the life of Indiana County, but nowhere near as much as at the Two Lick Valley Social Center which features a pancake breakfast every Wednesday (complete with syrup and Redi Whip?). And if two licks aren't enough, one needn't travel far to find the lovely little town of Black Lick.

Ulysses
Don't expect a James Joyce connection, but look way back to The Odyssey for the inspiration behind this town name in Potter County. The assumed author of this epic Greek poem was Homer, who also has a town named for him in the same county, as does the Greek mythological figure Hector (township).

Upper Mahantongo Twp.
This is not the best place in Schuylkill County to fetch a McDonald's 99-cent hamburger, for the name means "where we had plenty of meat." Sometimes spelled Mahantango (an Indian rain dance it is not) and sometimes translated as "good hunting grounds," note the similarity to nearby Mahanoy City. Mahantongo is also the name of the street in Pottsville where one finds the Yuengling Brewery, the Yuengling Mansion, as well as the home of famed novelist John O'Hara.

Ursina
This village near Johnstown was named in 1868 by the ever-so-clever judge William Bear. You see, 'ursina' is Latin for "of a bear."

Vandling
This is not a slam against the fine residents of this town near Carbondale, but there's not a lick of excitment to report here, short of the fact that the town was named in 1899 for A.H. Vandling, a land agent for the Delaware & Hudson railroad.

Varden
Thank goodness, another literary reference has emerged in our little study of town-name origins. This time we go to the novel Barnaby Rudge, one of only two attempts by Charles Dickens at writing an historical novel. In this book set during the "No Popery" riots of 1780, Dolly Varden is an attractive teenager who's faced with an age-old battle of having two different men court her favor. The town of Varden PA is located north of Lake Ariel.

Venango (county / northwest PA)
The name is taken from the Indian word onenge, meaning otter, and was first applied to the Venango River. A alternate explanation is that Venango comes from a word meaning "bull thistles" (prickly weeds).

Vera Cruz
(Not verified.) During the Mexican-American War in 1847, the U.S. Navy heavily bombarded and eventually defeated a stronghold at the city of Vera Cruz on the Gulf of Mexico. Such an explanation would give this Lehigh Valley hamlet a similar name origin as Matamoras and Palo Alto.

Versailles
Located in the greater Pittsburgh area, the town was obviously named after the legendary French palace. As far as pronunciation goes, however, the similarity stops there. Instead of saying "ver-SIGH," locals call it "ver-SALES," reminiscent of New Tripoli on the opposite side of the commonwealth.

Virginville
Despite a vicious rumor or two, this town near Reading was never the proposed site for a new Beaver College, though the two would sure dovetail nicely. Virginville is located on Maiden Creek which comes from the Indian word ontelaunee, meaning "maiden" or "virgin." Why such a name was applied to the creek is currently under full-scale investigation, given the high stakes involved in this particular case, though fortunately Virginville was located safely away from the Beaver Wars of the 17th century.

Wallenpaupack
"Deep, stagnant water." The water referred to is not Lake Wallenpaupack as such, created long after the native Indians left, but a nearby stream.

Wampum
Located about 45 minutes northwest of Pittsburgh, the name comes from an Indian term for a string of shell beads which was used as money.

Wanamie
Located southwest of Nanticoke, this village takes its name from the Wanami tribe of the Delaware Indians.

Wapwallopen
"Where the wild hemp grows." An alternate explanation says the name means "the place where the messengers were murdered." Who the messengers were and who murdered them is not known.

Warrior Run
In modern usage the word 'run' connotes a path through the woods, as in a ski run. However, the earlier and more precise usage is 'body of moving water,' and the name actually stems from a spring in this area, Warrior Spring. The trail itself was once called Warrior's Path, and over 100 evacuees from the Wyoming Massacre are said to have used this old Indian route to escape being scalped. This spot on the map is located between Nanticoke and Sugar Notch.

Water Street
It's said that early wagon drivers in this central Pennsylvania locale, when faced with a lack of good roads, had the sense to travel along the bed of a shallow stream, thus turning the road for a time into a virtual street made of water.

Waverly
The novels of Sir Walter Scott achieved a high degree of popular success in America of the 1800s. One of his first successes was Waverley, written in 1805 and part of the popular Waverley Novels series. Several American towns chose Waverley -- or Waverly -- as their name in the years following publication. Local credit for the choice goes to Louise Palmer Smith of Glenburn, who nominated the name in 1853, apparently without the benefit of a spellchecker on her Word program. Others believe the town took its name from the Waverly Manufacturing Company, formed in 1867.

Wawa
Located in Delaware County, the name comes from the Ojibwe Indian word for "goose." Apparently the name was inspired by Longfellow's epic poem The Song of Hiawatha, written in 1855. Most likely the town fathers of Wawa never predicted their name would be used by a chain of convenience stores whose employees get goosed every two weeks by the minimal size of their paychecks.

Waymart
From 1829 to about 1885, hundreds of thousands of tons of coal moved up and through the engineering marvel known as the Gravity Railroad connecting the Lackawanna Valley with Honesdale and eventually -- by canal -- to the markets of the east coast. (We still have Gravity streets in Carbondale, Olyphant, Dunmore and Pittston, as well as a Gravity Hill Road in adjacent South Canaan.) In the winter the canal was frozen, so during this time, coal was weighed and unloaded at a "Weigh Station" or "Way Station" that eventually became known as "Weigh-Mart," never to be confused with Wall-Mart. Waymart was once known by the Biblical name of Canaan, which solves the mystery of why South Canaan is located right next door, all by itself, with no other Canaans nearby. Not to be outdone by South Canaan, Waymart features a Gravity Planes Road.

Wayne County
Named for General "Mad Anthony" Wayne, who was fairly successful in putting down Indian skirmishes in Pennsylvania. He picked up the nickname reportedly because he could lead an army on less than three hours sleep. Even more to the point, he had a short fuse that didn't take much to set off. Until 1842 the county seat was located at Bethany, named by the locally famous Quaker, Henry Drinker. Other locations in Wayne County that carry the Biblical touch include Galilee, Damascus, Canaan, Salem, and Lebanon.

Weatherly
Named for David Weatherly, a clock maker. In exchange for the honor, Dave promised to provide the town with a grand clock, and the townspeople are still waiting. Based upon his performance delivering the clock, Weatherly would have made an outstanding politician.

West Pittston
Until 1859, West Pittston was known as Jenkins Fort, a small stockade built by the British in 1778. Jenkins Fort isn't totally forgotten today, since Jenkins Township still carries on the name.

White Haven
Named by/for Josiah White of Philadelphia, a stockholder in the Lehigh Coal & Navigation Company.

Wilawana
This name comes from the Indian wilawan or wilawaning, meaning the “Big Horn” or ”the place where the big horn was found.” This makes sense, given the source of the name of nearby Hornbrook (see above), both in Bradford county.

Wilkes-Barre (Wilkes-Borough/Hayna-Gulch)
Named to honor John Wilkes and Isaac Barre, members of Parliament during the Revolutionary period. Both men argued in the House of Commons, often under considerable opposition, for greater tolerance of the American cause. Wilkes was eventually denied the right to publish his opinions freely in the press. In fact he was once imprisoned for publishing a risque poem entitled An Essay on Woman, though he later became Lord Mayor of London. Barre was famous for denouncing the Stamp Act and for calling Americans "Sons of Liberty." Wilkes-Barre was once a settlement known as Fort Durkee (near present-day Wilkes University), and Major John Durkee named his son Barre'. Meanwhile, Durkee's cousin named his son Wilkes (poor sucker), hence the humble beginnings of the name, although the fort took on the name Dickinson in 1783. Fort Dickinson was destroyed in 1784 after Pennsylvania declared that the Connecticut Yankees were not legal residents of the commonwealth, thus they could not vote and their land titles were worthless. It was shortly after the destruction of Fort Dickinson that the first loud calls were heard for a separate state of Westmoreland (see Wyoming Valley). It's also been suggested that some town names in the Wyoming Valley reflected a strategy of "sounding British," should litigation involving the Pennsylvania/Connecticut land wars ever end up in a British court. This would help explain names like Exeter, Kingston and Plymouth. Despite much evidence to the contrary, Wilkes-Borough is not an Indian word meaning "Pennsylvania's Premiere Trailer Park," though every time you hear a redneck-produced radio or television commercial insinuate that Wilkes-Borough is larger than Scranton ("Go to Stosh's Futons today, in Wilkes-Borough and Scranton!" Duh!!!), a case for the accuracy of this fabled Indian translation can be made with heightened confidence. An additional note about the strategically placed forts that once dotted the Pennsylavania landscape: It's a safe bet that in most cases their purpose was less to protect settlers and more to protect trade along the Susquehanna River, which within the borders of Wilkes-Borough is known officially as the Susque-hayna (ayna?).

Williamsport
Founded in 1795 and originally known as Virginia, Williamsport began as a strategic landing point on the Susquehanna, sitting between the mouths of the Loyalsock and Lycoming Creeks. An excellent river harbor, the city was known as "William's Port," but whoever this actual William was may never be known for sure. However, here's one possible explanation: In 1793 a Scottsman named Michael Ross purchased a large chunk of land that was located where downtown Williamsport sits today. He bought the land from a William Winter, who some people suggest is the William in question. An associate of Ross was a William Hepburn, who advised him to set aside lands for public building projects, a strategy that led to Williamsport's choice as the county seat. So Hepburn is possibility number two. To make the matters even more complicated for place-name detectives, Ross had a surveyor-friend named Joseph Williams. Hmmm. Moreover, Ross had a son named William, and apparently the relationship was a close one. If ever verified, the strongest piece of evidence to date is this: In April 1976, one of Ross's descendents presented a diary to the Lycoming County Historical Society. The book contains a page with the entry, "I name the borough of Williamsport for my son William . . . ." To complicate things even more, some people believe the honor goes to a boatman named William Russell. A decade before Michael Ross came on the scene, travelers and traders in the area knew enough to land at "William's Port." In the 1860s, Williamsport was the center of the American lumber industry -- located close to dense timberlands but still within quick river access to the Atlantic. By the end of the century, however, this preeminence disappeared as the local industry faced strikes and deforestation. The "Millionaires Row" of homes for lumber executives still exists today, as does the name of the high school sports teams, the Millionaires. However, the closest thing Williamsport sees these days to a lumber mill is the checkout line at Home Depot.

Willow Street
The main drag of this old locale in the Lancaster area was once lined in its entirety by willow trees, few of which remain today. Willow Street thus joins other "Street" towns such as Water Street and Light Street.

Wind Gap
A water gap is familiar to all of us, courtesy of the glorious Delaware Water Gap, a haven for state workers given the daunting responsibility of collecting highway tolls. A wind gap may look similar, though no stream or river remains, as in the case of the gap near this Lehigh Valley town.

Worlds End State Park
This gemstone of a park is located in heavily wooded Sullivan County, on the road west toward Williamsport. If you can imagine scenic Shickshinny where five mountains converge, add two more to get the impression, to some oldsters at least, that this spot marks the ends of the earth. But before you totally accept this explanation, note that eddies or whirpools once whipped up the waters of Loyalsock Creek that passes through the park. And just like Ricketts Glen state park, World's End offers more than its share of glens. Combine an eddy and a glen and you get Whirl's Glen, which can easily be mistaken for Whirl's End, which is but a step away from World's End. But this is not the end of the story, especially since the eddies basically stopped whirling decades ago. In the 1930s, two simultaneous letter-writing campaigns lobbied for the names Whirls End and World's End respectively. Eventually the state in 1943 ruled in favor of World's End, though some locals still call the joint Whirl's Glen. And to make the matter even more inconclusive, some even call it Whirl's End. It looks like a fight to the finish that will endure until the end of time.

Wyalusing
Moravian missionaries shortened the difficult-to-pronounce machiwilusing around 1792. The name meant "home of the ancient warrior," referring to a legendary, perhaps mythical, Indian warrior who came to settle here. Missionaries sometimes referred to the town as Friedensuetten, meaning "Tents of Peace."

Wyoming Valley
The Delaware Indians called the valley M'chwewormink, meaning "extensive meadows." New Englanders had trouble pronouncing the difficult first syllable, so they shortened the word, and for a time the valley was called "Wayomik" and "Waioming." The town of Wyoming was once known as New Troy. The county of Wyoming was originally known as Putnam, reflecting a New England influence. However, local authorities, in an anti-Yankee stance typical of the times, basically said "We will have none of this." Putnam was a Connecticut hero of the Revolution. Tunkhannock Township, by the way, was originally known as Putnam Township. In one of the quirkier episodes in local geographical history, the Wyoming Valley in 1774 was "claimed" as a town (named ) belonging to Connecticut -- Litchfield County, to be exact, though it was located two hundred miles away. By 1786, Luzerne county was formed to counteract the movement by the Connecticut settlers to form the state of Westmoreland, a short-lived attempt at secession from the rest of Pennsylvania. Given the logic of the backwards airport name, a more accurate term for the Wyoming Valley these days is "Nanticoke/ Wilkes-Barre Area."

Wysox
Comes from the word wisachgimi meaning "place of grapes," though others say it means "canoe harbor." It's located near the spot where French exiles loyal to Louis XVI built a safe haven for themselves and Marie Antoinette. Antoinette never made it as she was captured and executed before ever escaping to Pennsylvania. (See "Asylum")

Yellow House
The route between Reading and Philadelphia saw plenty of traffic in olden days, creating a need for periodic rest stops for weary travelers, not to mention a few snake-oil salesmen here and there. One of the more renowned inns along this route opened in 1801 and to this day has always been painted yellow. Appropriately enough it was called the Yellow House Hotel, located in the Oley Valley of Berks County, and obviously it's the prime reason why the local hamlet is called Yellow House PA.

Zelienople
Named for Zelie Basse, daughter of the wealthy German diplomat Baron Dettmar Basse who in 1802 bought 10,000 acres in western Pennsylvania at 25 cents a pop. Being of ample means, the Baron built a three-story wooden castle here in "Zelie City" to help remind him of the glory days back in Frankfurt. Whether Zelie was also of ample means is a matter for only her husband to know.


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